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Thursday, August 29th
Among the many things in the world that I refuse to participate in, even though I've been openly mocked as paranoid about it, are digital assistants - your Siris, Alexas, OK Googles, what have you. I can't understand why anyone would willingly - in most cases, even pay for the privilege to - allow an always-on listening device operated by a for-profit company in their house, their purse, their pocket. The terrible implications of such things seem glaringly obvious to me. If they aren't to you, then read this half-hearted apology from Apple for abusing the fuck out everyone who uses Siri.

When you wonder where your privacy went, gaze upon all the electronic informants you've bought and peppered your world with. STOP INVITING THE VAMPIRES IN.
By: dave
Thursday, Aug 29th 2019 (7:02am) | Thanks: holmberg
Seth Green's twisted mind and some great stop-motion animation parody the blockbuster films.
By: spam_vigilante
Thursday, Aug 29th 2019 (12:02am)
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Wednesday, August 28th
Scientists in Australia announced a startling discovery this week when they revealed that a piece of rock brought back by the crew of the Apollo 14 moon landings was actually originally from Earth.

Writing in the journal Earth and Planetary Science Letters, the scientists suggested that the rock may have been part of debris catapulted to the moon from Earth after an asteroid collided with our planet billions of years ago.
By: spam_vigilante
Wednesday, Aug 28th 2019 (12:01am)
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Tuesday, August 27th
250,000 Dominoes were toppled at Zeal Credit Union's Incredible Science Machine: Game On! This event features 3 new US domino records: largest domino field, largest domino structure, and largest overall domino project in America. 19 builders from 5 countries spent 7 days (over 1,200 combined hours) building the Incredible Science Machine.
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, Aug 27th 2019 (12:00am)
A gigantic floating raft of volcanic rock that emerged from an underwater volcano eruption in the Pacific Ocean is slowly drifting towards the Australian coast, heartening hopes it could benefit the imperilled Great Barrier Reef.

Be sure to check out the video of a boat going through it. Amazing.
By: dave
Tuesday, Aug 27th 2019 (12:00am) | Thanks: digg
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Monday, August 26th
It's been a long time since our friend Cyriak Harris has posted a new video. This one starts off fairly normal, like those old British Pathe films, but quickly devolves into classic Cyriak.
By: spam_vigilante
Monday, Aug 26th 2019 (12:01am)
New Zealand police embarked on what may be the world's slowest chase while attempting to stop a man fleeing them on a mobility scooter. Police spotted double amputee Charlie Durham, 60, driving down the footpath of a suburban street at what they deemed dangerous speeds. Giving chase, the red police car cut across traffic to try to stop the man – who fled across two lanes to take refuge on the opposite footpath. Durham told TVNZ he thought the police car was an ice cream van trying to sell him an ice cream – which he didn't want.
By: dave
Monday, Aug 26th 2019 (12:01am)
Sunday, August 25th
Classic Late Night TV. Dave Letterman had a recurring segment where he would toss items off of a five story tower in New Rochelle, NY. Here is a compilation clip of all those grand moments.
By: spam_vigilante
Sunday, Aug 25th 2019 (12:00am)
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Saturday, August 24th
Your body probably isn't ready to fly in a fighter jet.

Somewhere high above New Jersey, I yanked the oxygen mask off my face, worried I was about to throw up.

The crushing turns and fast choppy maneuvers were physically punishing—a roller coaster ride I wanted to end. “Do you mind leveling out?” I asked.
By: spam_vigilante
Saturday, Aug 24th 2019 (12:04am)
Friday, August 23rd
A silly little 26 second video. But it is fun to watch.
By: spam_vigilante
Friday, Aug 23rd 2019 (12:00am)
We call her Mother Earth, our blue-green haven that protects us from a vast, cold and deadly universe. Earth is the only refuge for life anywhere in this plane of existence. So it seems a little unfair that our sole sanctuary is always trying to murder us.
By: spam_vigilante
Friday, Aug 23rd 2019 (12:00am)
Thursday, August 22nd
If there’s one thing all guys want to know, it’s how to convince a woman to give you head. But don’t worry, here’s how to get a blowjob.
By: spam_vigilante
Thursday, Aug 22nd 2019 (11:19am)
Keith Comstock played on four major league clubs as a journeyman reliever, but his professional career is most often remembered for one thing: a ball to the crotch. Thirty years ago -- in what otherwise would have been a forgotten minor league set -- Comstock appeared on one of the most memorable baseball cards ever made. Here's the story of how it came together, in his words.
By: dave
Thursday, Aug 22nd 2019 (6:57am) | Thanks: yuppykiller
Entertainment as well as instructional, my culinary hero Alton Brown fixes up a dish for you.
By: spam_vigilante
Thursday, Aug 22nd 2019 (12:51am)
Wednesday, August 21st
Tom Cruise might not make the best president, but he's going to be a great candidate for the office, because he can run! There's even a campaign website. A video directed by Stephen Vitale, starring Miles Fisher, who does look somewhat like Tom Cruise.
By: spam_vigilante
Wednesday, Aug 21st 2019 (12:01am) | Thanks: Miss C
Tuesday, August 20th
Tiny Insjön in central Sweden isn't known for pig mask-wearing couples shooting lasers at Pokémon hunters before having sex by a waterwheel. But that could be about to change.
By: dave
Tuesday, Aug 20th 2019 (7:47am) | Thanks: JT Wood
Wire frame equines always make me nutty.
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, Aug 20th 2019 (1:07am)
Guess again.
With apologies to Edward G. Robinson, Charlton Heston, Chuck Connors, Leigh Taylor-Young and others.
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, Aug 20th 2019 (1:03am)
Monday, August 19th
I apologize for being opinionated if it offends some people, but judges like this assclown need more severe punishment than just losing their jobs.
Three hots and a cot.
Three slops and a flop.
By: spam_vigilante
Monday, Aug 19th 2019 (12:00am)
So I was watching the director's commentary for Captain Marvel over the weekend, and one of the directors mentioned that the burning piano that briefly flashes onscreen near the beginning has an interesting history, and that I should look it up. So, I did. Turns out it's a poignant WW2 Air Force tradition, to honor pilots that have 'flown west'. Great little read on it and the pilot it was included in the film for over at AirshowStuff.com.
By: dave
Monday, Aug 19th 2019 (12:00am)
Sunday, August 18th
The BBC reported this several months ago but I just stumbled across it. This is fantastic news and hope for medical breakthroughs like this springs eternal.
By: spam_vigilante
Sunday, Aug 18th 2019 (1:05pm)
Saturday, August 17th
The Easy Rider himself, Peter Fonda, was pushing 80 when he passed away early Friday morning - it was respiratory failure due to lung cancer that took him out. But that gamechanging 1969 movie made him immortal, freezing him in time as Wyatt, the stoned biker chasing an elusive freedom.
By: dave
Saturday, Aug 17th 2019 (11:43am)
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Thursday, August 15th
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