Hi. Looks like Dreamhost's forced upgrade of PHP versions killed the log. My shit code, sorry about that. I have no idea how extensive a rewrite will be requried to make it all work again.
For the time being, consider the site dead. Thanks for reading! We'll be back in some form or fashion, but I can't say what or when.
Jan 15, 2020
'Whoa, I'm in the soup now!'
- Lisa's Father