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Ok, where in the bible is this damn rabbit?
I admit it, I just don't get Easter. In my family, it's always been a mockery (I was brought up believing that the Easter Flounder brought candy. Really.), so I guess it's no surprise that I grew up jaded and disgusted by the wildly misinterpreted commercial meaning to a supposedly religious holiday. Oh well, the kids dig it, I guess.
Three stupid guys just died and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question.

St. Peter asks the first man, "WHAT IS EASTER?"

The man replies, "Oh, that's easy, it's the holiday in November when everybody gets together, eats turkey, and is thankful..."

"WRONG," replies St. Peter, and proceeds to ask the second man the same question, "WHAT IS EASTER?"

The second man replies, "No, Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate the birth of Jesus."

St. Peter looks at the second man, shakes his head in disgust, looks at the third man and asks, "WHAT IS EASTER?"

The third man smiles and looks St. Pete in the eye.

"I know what Easter is. Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish celebration of Passover. Jesus and his disciples were eating at the last supper and He was later deceived and turned over to the Romans by one of his disciples. The Romans took Him to be crucified and was stabbed in the side, made Him wear a crown of thorns, and He was hung on a cross. He was buried in a nearby cave which was sealed off by a large boulder. Every year the boulder is moved aside so that Jesus can come out, and if He sees his shadow there will be six more weeks of winter."
Wow, who would have thought that a joke about Easter could have been so lame? Oh wait, that's right, ANYTHING centered around Easter is lame. Anyway, here's some linkage for you to squeeze in between your egg-hunts and giant ham dinners.
The Power Team | What Would Judas Do? | Holy Virginity
Brothel Blessers Busted | Easter Jesus Dressup
Jerusalem Home Depot Easter Blowout Sale
By: Dave
Sunday, Apr 20th 2003 (6:44am)
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spam_vigilante From: spam_vigilante Ignore me at your own peril
Date: 8/2/17 @ 09:48 AM
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I had a server crash but I once got an email in reply from Normal Bob Smith (he of Jesus Dressup fame).
I cannot prove it.
I am saddened.
spam_vigilante From: spam_vigilante Ignore me at your own peril
Date: 8/2/17 @ 09:48 AM
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I had a server crash but I once got an email in reply from Normal Bob Smith (he of Jesus Dressup fame).
I cannot prove it.
I am saddened.

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