America's poop hangups are keeping us unclean
We live in the dark ages of post-shit cleanup. In a wide world that has long embraced the effectiveness of anus-washing after doing number two, America hangs back, clutching our rolls of Charmin, despite plenty of evidence that it would serve us better to wash instead of wipe. We may be obsessed with sanitation, yet we insist, against reason, on the least-sanitary, least-healthy option for managing our poop.
By: dave
Monday, Feb 27th 2017 (12:00am) | Thanks: digg
[Comments: 2]
spam_vigilante From: spam_vigilante Ignore me at your own peril
Date: 2/27/17 @ 01:39 PM
I've used a bidet before, including those fancy computer driven Japanese ones (Toto brand name). Yeah, it gets your backside cleaner (no nicotine stains in the shorts) but it's kind of sick to drip-dry or to then use in conjunction with toilet paper.
I'll stick to good old American Brawny brand, also. Maybe some 100 grit sandpaper if I run out.
dave From: dave SAINTS, BABY!!!
Date: 2/27/17 @ 02:41 PM
I've never used one, but the older I get and the more my... topography changes, I find myself enticed by the thought of a hands-free approach. It's on the wish list.

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