Santa grants a final wish
Eric Schmitt-Matzen looks every bit the part of Santa Claus. His 6-foot frame carries 310 pounds, leaving "just enough of a lap for the kids to sit on," he says with a gentle Kringley chuckle right out of Central Casting. The whole shtick is designed to spread joy and have fun. Which it does - except for the role he played several weeks ago at a local hospital.

Caution: heavy onions
I've been sitting on this story since Monday, didn't want to run it Tuesday because that would mean DEATH posts 2 days in a row, not very holidayish. So, I set it to auto-post on Thursday. In that interim, the story seems to have been debunked, or at least brought into heavy question as details of the story can't be verified.

If it's fake, sorry. It's still a moving story, just don't put too much faith in it. As they said on some former gawker crap site, 2016 was the year the world found out Santa was a lie.
By: dave
Thursday, Dec 15th 2016 (12:01am) | Thanks: Jayzon
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