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Woman Grows a Potato in Her Snoo Snoo as DIY Birth Control
A young Colombian woman inserted a potato inside herself in a terrible attempt at contraception. After leaving the potato inside for TWO ENTIRE WEEKS she discovered the potato had started to germinate and grow roots. Colombia Reports claims the offending potato was removed without surgery, and the lasting effects should be psychological only.

The most shocking aspect of this idiotic ordeal is that it the Colombian woman's mother gave her daughter the idea to shove a potato inside of her vagoober. INB4 mom's in the United States decide that the birth control pill gives you autism and start stockpiling potatoes.
By: spam_vigilante
Saturday, Oct 4th 2014 (1:40am)
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spam_vigilante From: spam_vigilante Ignore me at your own peril
Date: 10/4/14 @ 06:26 AM
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More on this critical issue from our friends at Cosmo.
dave From: dave SAINTS, BABY!!!
Date: 10/4/14 @ 08:43 AM
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Yupped for vagoober. I'm still laughin' over here.
spam_vigilante From: spam_vigilante Ignore me at your own peril
Date: 10/4/14 @ 02:07 PM
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It's a VEGina.

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