2017-2018 NFL Pick'Em: Gridfinity War ** CONGRATS PENZINI! **

dave From: dave SAINTS, BABY!!!
Date: 7/25/17 @ 09:36 PM
Welcome to the 2017-2018 Pick'em! If you are rejoining us from previous years, then you know the drill. For the rest of you, hi. Welcome to our annual football pool. All you do here is pick winners and losers, and guess at a couple of scores each week. Spreads are for suckers. Winners and losers, just like life.

If you take first place for the season, you'll win something. What it is yet, I dunno. Lemme dig around my closet of old sports stuff. Previous prize packages have contained a William 'Fridge' Perry GI Joe action figure and an electronic Mattel Football II handheld game, a pair of robo-Manning brothers action figures, an autographed box of Jake's Flakes, and even Brett Favre's rookie card.

Updated prize details will be posted downthread as they become available.

Anyway, the league doesn't kick off until the first game of the regular season, so you have all of pre-season to truck on over to Yahoo Fantasy Sports and sign up. We're private group id # 3359, and the password is v3. It's totally simple, free, and open to all. Join us in our annual ritual of sports prediction.

That is, of course, unless you're yella. And now, the fine print:
1. Prizes will be awarded to the single player with the highest accumulated points for the complete regular season + all post-season games after each player's two lowest scoring weeks have been dropped, as determined by Yahoo's scoring system.
2. In the event of a tie, and the tied players are located in Phoenix, players will meet for a chocolate milk chugging contest. If tied players are not all located in Phoenix, each player must submit a photo of themselves in the Heisman pose, holding a live animal of their choice instead of the ball. The commissioner's judgement will be swift, just, and final. Should the commissioner himself be one of the tied parties he will withdraw from the competition so he can judge impartially.
3. If the winner is located in Phoenix, the prizes will be hand-delivered by the commissioner. If the winner is outside of Phoenix, the prizes will be mailed with alacrity at the league commissioner's expense.
dave From: dave SAINTS, BABY!!!
Date: 8/20/17 @ 08:38 PM

This year's package features a pile of bizarre yet officially licensed NFL swag - click on this imgur album to see and covet the glory of this year's grand prize!

A reminder that the Pick'Em is open to all - tell your friends and co-workers, the more the merrier! Best of luck everyone!
spam_vigilante From: spam_vigilante Ignore me at your own peril
Date: 1/17/18 @ 04:48 PM
Congratulations to Penzini.
penzini From: penzini
Date: 1/18/18 @ 05:27 PM
Thanks! All luck, obviously. May I just say this? E A G L E S EAGLES!!!!!
dave From: dave SAINTS, BABY!!!
Date: 1/18/18 @ 06:13 PM
Yep, there's not enough points left on the board for anyone to tie or beat ya, so:

Well played, penzini! Shoot me a private message with your shipping address and we'll get your prize package in the mail posthaste!

It's been a great season, folks, thanks to everyone for playing! We'll be doing it again next season and hope to see you all back!
dave From: dave SAINTS, BABY!!!
Date: 2/4/18 @ 07:46 PM
Nicely done, Eagles!

Nicely done, Penzini!

See you all next season! Thanks for playing!

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