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The brilliant and long-adored author Ulrich Haarburste graces us with some glorious prose from his neighbor and protegee Frau Brunhilde Schneemann.
By: dave
Tuesday, Dec 9th 2014 (12:03am) | Thanks: mefi
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Every Wednesday, I go to the grocery store wearing nothing but a football helmet and combat boots. No, wait. That's Thursdays. On Wednesday, I dump out my 'to post' video file all at once and start over. Yeah, that's it.

wait for it | robosmoker | acid dogs | my date with roy | labrador and dolphin | bear sighting | j jonah jameson | boingy otters | poverty | within without you | boxing cards | pipe vs dog | full metal disney

If the 'my date with roy' video has piqued your interest, I invite you to enjoy our rich history of admiration of Haarbuste's works with clingfilm.
By: dave
Wednesday, Sep 8th 2010 (12:12am)
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I've been a fan of Ulrich Haarbuste's work for a very long time - I even have a first edition of his book on my shelf that I sent away for, from all the way across the world. I thought my clingfilm needs were fulfilled - until I learned of the game.

Sweet, sweet bliss.
By: dave
Friday, Jan 30th 2009 (12:05am)
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We here at the 'log have long been fans of Ulrich Haarburste's glorious short stories of wrapping Roy Orbison in clingfilm.

Ulrich has a book now, containing all his published shorts, some new unpublished ones, and a 140-odd page novella on the subject. I just got mine in the mail last week, and it's totally worth having to dick around in euros to procure your own copy. Also.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Jun 12th 2007 (12:31am)
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Now it is just me and Roy Orbison and the cling-film. I start from the ankles and work up to the trademark dark glasses, wrapping slowly and carefully. Soon Roy Orbison is completely wrapped in cling-film. He is like a big black beetle wrapped in a silvery cocoon. The satisfaction is unparalleled by anything in my previous existence.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Nov 16th 2004 (12:01am)
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Hello, and welcome to my homepage. My name is Ulrich Haarburste and I like to write stories about Roy Orbison being wrapped up in cling-film.
By: Dave
Saturday, Apr 19th 2003 (9:00am)
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