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<title>DAVELOG v3</title>
<link>http://davelog.com</link>
<description>Picking at the bones of the web</description>
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<title>[Smut] Porn tech</title>
<link>http://davelog.com/view/?sid=13214</link>
<description>I gotta be honest with you, porn has not really benefitted from the technological jumps made lately - frankly, HD ass pimples are enough to make you break out the old 17&quot; black-and-white from the guest room again.Not all advances are a failure, however. Run and get those red/cyan glasses you got with the kids\' copy of Aliens Vs Monsters, and experience the wonder that is 3-D filth.</description>
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<title>[Crime] Butts Arrested in Boob Murder Case</title>
<link>http://davelog.com/view/?sid=13213</link>
<description>Police have arrested a third person in connection with the murder of Samuel Boob. Boob was shot and killed at his home in Potter Township, Centre County, on the morning of August 23rd, 2009. Kermit Butts, 26, of Madisonburg, is accused of driving the suspected killer to and from the crime scene on the morning of the killing.</description>
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<title>[Star Wars] Red and Johnny</title>
<link>http://davelog.com/view/?sid=13212</link>
<description>A quaint little photoblog of a coupla stormtroopers in love.</description>
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<title>[Star Wars] Midichlorian Rhapsody </title>
<link>http://davelog.com/view/?sid=13211</link>
<description>A Star Wars themed parody of Bohemian Rhapsody. Click. Enjoy.</description>
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<title>[Television] Jane, You Ignorant Slut</title>
<link>http://davelog.com/view/?sid=13210</link>
<description>Back in the days of the initial cast of Saturday Night Live, Dan Aykroyd and Jane Curtin took to the news desk, arguing the topics of the day in an editorial skit called Point -&gt; Counterpoint. Here are two episodes, the Lee Marvin &amp; Michelle Triola palimony suit and a debate over nuclear power.</description>
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<title>[Obituaries] Roll Over Haythoven</title>
<link>http://davelog.com/view/?sid=13209</link>
<description>Cellist Mike Edwards, a founding member of ELO, was killed instantly Friday when a giant bale of hay rolled down a hillside into his van. RIP.</description>
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<title>[Health] Sometimes the headlines just write themselves</title>
<link>http://davelog.com/view/?sid=13208</link>
<description>In case this beauty goes over your head, I cannot urge you enough to not google image search \'prince albert\' with safesearch off.</description>
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<title>[Music] I Still can't say this enough...</title>
<link>http://davelog.com/view/?sid=13207</link>
<description>F|L|I|P|R|O|NI\'ll be a fan until way past The Bitter End. (Sept.11th @ 7:00, btw)Check it.</description>
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<title>[Stuff] Right next door to Spatula City!</title>
<link>http://davelog.com/view/?sid=13206</link>
<description>Backscratchers: wonderful to have, difficult to find. Sure, every household may have one, but where the hell is it when you need it? And once you\'ve given up looking for that one aunt Gertie got you as a housewarming gift back in the \'80s, good luck finding a replacement at your local mall*. The answer is simple. Buy them in bulk so you can have one every 10 feet all over the house. Where can you find such quantities of backscratchers in a variety of styles and composition to suit your unique lifestyle needs? Well, look no further!* I know from personal experience that no matter how loud you yell \'BACKSCRATCHERS\' in Hot Topic, you\'ll only get blank stares in return.</description>
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<title>[Law] I can drive Ninty-Ought!</title>
<link>http://davelog.com/view/?sid=13205</link>
<description>It just doesn\'t have the same ring to it when it doesn\'t end in a 5, but for twenty-five bucks, soon you may be able to legally speed in Nevada.  It\'ll be fun, until someone that didn\'t pay gets killed.</description>
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