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QUESTION TOP ANSWER VOTES ASKED
Are you a vampire?  Yeah (25%)  32  08/18/17
It's summer! What's your favorite produce?  Sweet corn (35%)  17  07/30/17
What do you take for a headache?  Aspirin (27%)  26  07/09/17
Best Dracula?  Bela Lugosi (47%)  19  06/15/17
Best multi-word-named classic rock band that's commonly referred to by a single word:  Maiden (21%)  19  05/12/17
Best Star Wars Movie EVAR?  Never seen any of 'em (33%)  30  04/05/17
What's the most useful button on your remote control?  Guide (21%)  19  03/13/17
What were you drinking when you realized you could have had a V8?  Vodka (33%)  9  02/23/17
Most Important Item for You to Keep the Battery Charged  Your car (36%)  22  01/24/17
Best AS SEEN ON TV product evar?  Pocket Fisherman (29%)  28  12/14/16
Hardest thing to explain to a reanimated 2000 year old man  Interwebs (20%)  15  12/01/16
Best football-watching food?  pizza (30%)  20  11/03/16
You have to move to the moon. What will you miss the most?  looking at the moon (25%)  40  09/27/16
Who's Your Favorite Dead Comedian?  Mitch Hedberg (22%)  37  08/20/16
Best Atari 2600 game?  Adventure (28%)  47  07/07/16
WHAT SAY YOU?  nay (38%)  52  04/23/16
Best game show host ever?  Gene Rayburn (27%)  30  03/31/16
Best season?  Wabbit (30%)  30  02/24/16
Favorite sandwich?  Pastrami on rye (19%)  67  12/15/15
You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen. Dancing queen, feel that beat from the _________.  trampoline (30%)  10  12/05/15
How long does it take you to shit?  Until my legs go numb (33%)  18  11/20/15
Best Batman villain?  Catwoman (36%)  22  10/31/15
Halloween is fast approaching. Choose your favorite game:  Find the razor blade (50%)  10  10/23/15
What Star Trek stuff do you want the most?  Hot green chicks (39%)  33  10/04/15
Would you rather...  Floss teeth with piano wire (36%)  11  09/24/15
There's a delivery guy at the door. Do you turn off the porn?  No (44%)  32  08/23/15
Toughest Decision  Fight or Flight? (28%)  25  08/11/15
Best substitute for tofu?  meat (71%)  21  08/03/15
BEST AVENGER EVAR?  Captain America (24%)  50  07/05/15
After a drought kills all the coconuts, the residents of Gilligan's Island turn cannibal. Who gets eaten first?  Skipper (33%)  21  06/21/15
Best Filling or Side Dish to an Omelet?  Cheese (20%)  20  06/06/15
What kind of music do you want played at your funeral?  classic rock (44%)  18  05/13/15
I don't know but I've been told  Eskimo pussy is mighty cold (72%)  25  04/22/15
What is your favorite non-swearing exclamation?  Darn (24%)  17  04/06/15
Best bar game?  Pinball (33%)  33  02/26/15
What Would You Do During the Next Zombie Apocalypse?  Taste Delicious (50%)  30  01/23/15
Best use for Jell-O pudding?  dessert (24%)  21  01/03/15
Favorite Cookie?  Thin Mints (27%)  30  12/08/14
Best in-the-turkey stuffing for Thanksgiving?  White Castle hamburgers (38%)  13  11/26/14
Best snack at the movie theatre?  Boogers (25%)  36  10/25/14
THE GAME  GODDAMMIT (48%)  25  10/12/14
Whatcha thinkin' about?  football (32%)  31  09/22/14
Favorite TV Reruns You Can't Get Enough Of?  Joy of Painting (26%)  42  08/25/14
Best pizza topping?  sausage (66%)  56  08/18/14
What do you call sprinkles on ice cream cones?  Jimmies (56%)  9  08/10/14
Greatest contribution to making modern cities possible?  Indoor plumbing (29%)  34  07/20/14
The secret ingredient is...  salt (25%)  32  06/23/14
How many sheets of toilet paper do you use?  Half the damned roll. (36%)  14  05/30/14
How much should you spend on a pair of sunglasses?  less than 10 bucks (33%)  24  05/16/14
Now that KISS has an Arena Football team, what other entity should follow suit in the next league expansion?  Oprah (24%)  25  05/02/14
Best Snack Food Company  Lance (30%)  20  04/21/14
Do you swear too much?  Shit no (46%)  28  04/05/14
Best ingredient to make your tuna salad crunchy?  potato chips (20%)  20  03/25/14
You buy a time machine at a yard sale, and amazingly, it actually works. Where do you go first?  Distant future (37%)  30  03/06/14
BEST ROBOT EVAR  Tom Servo (16%)  32  01/29/14
What do you wish you'd gotten done in 2013 that you didn't?  bought into Bitcoin (27%)  30  12/30/13
BEST DOCTOR EVAR  McCoy (39%)  54  12/11/13
If you could wish one insect permenantly off the planet, which one would you get rid of?  scorpions (23%)  40  11/12/13
Favorite beer?  Guinness. Watch the cascade. (36%)  25  10/29/13
Favorite State Fair activity?  Deep-fried everything (30%)  30  10/18/13
Best burger topping?  Bun (22%)  27  09/30/13
Best yardwork-themed band of all time?  Queensrake (30%)  30  09/19/13
Yep, you've been cursed. What are you afflicted with?  Change gender after every sneeze (22%)  36  09/02/13
CALL IT IN THE AIR  HEADS (32%)  41  08/02/13
A Plate of BBQ Ribs: What's the Best Side?  Napkins (21%)  24  07/18/13
Worst Middle-of-the-Night Noise?  Gilbert Gottfried (51%)  35  06/16/13
Worst person to be trapped in an elevator with?  coked-up Robin Williams (17%)  30  06/02/13
Best beverage of all time?  chocolate milk (20%)  50  05/05/13
Best Pet You Ever Had?  Cat (38%)  40  04/18/13
Biggest fivehead?  Peyton Manning (25%)  28  04/03/13
MASHED POTATOES!  cream gravy (22%)  50  03/12/13
Best power trio of all time?  Cream (24%)  50  02/27/13
You find a magic lamp and rub it, a genie appears and grants you one wish - what do you wish for?  power (23%)  22  02/16/13
Best Way to Save Time When Getting Ready in the Morning?  Kiss door, slam wife shut (25%)  20  02/04/13
Who'll win the Super Bowl this year?  Don't care (30%)  53  01/12/13
Coolest thing about the Fonz?  the motorcycle (27%)  30  12/31/12
Pistachios That Will Not Open?  Trash (40%)  15  12/25/12
Best Christmas TV Special?  A Charlie Brown Christmas (27%)  15  12/19/12
Worst hair?  Comb-over (39%)  23  12/07/12
Best arcade videogame of 1980?  Pac-Man (28%)  54  11/11/12
Best Thing About the Presidential Election Being Over  No more political ads on TV (40%)  10  11/07/12
I ____ candy corn  H8 (36%)  25  10/28/12
Best Captain?  Kirk (27%)  30  10/19/12
Best Euphemism for Death  Bought the farm (30%)  20  10/10/12
Best breakfast meat?  Bacon (36%)  25  10/01/12
Best Pants Movie Ever?  The Silence of the Pants (20%)  25  09/19/12
Worst Bathroom Incident  GameBoy in the toilet (32%)  25  09/04/12
Cake or death?  Cake, please (63%)  30  08/19/12
Next big vending-machine food craze?  Pepsi With Meatballs (25%)  20  08/10/12
Best new Olympic sport?  Mad Libs (23%)  35  07/26/12
You're driving and come up on a traffic light that just turned amber.  Gun it. You can beat the red. (28%)  25  07/18/12
Delivery Pizza Disappointments?  Cheese stuck on box top (28%)  25  07/09/12
Best method of birth control?  mime (24%)  25  06/28/12
Best Smell on Earth?  BBQ (37%)  30  06/17/12
Best Flavor Wood for Your BBQ Smoker?  Mesquite (36%)  25  06/06/12
Favorite Toilet Paper  Squirrels (32%)  25  05/17/12
Favorite four lettered word?  Fuck (60%)  20  05/08/12
Voting for US President?  Independent (37%)  30  05/01/12
China?  Buffet (50%)  30  04/09/12
You are a bread man made out of bread, and you just got butter on yourself. Is that OK?  Depends if you're toasted (45%)  20  03/30/12
How do you like your eggs?  Raised to adulthood and baked (31%)  32  03/09/12
Best Quentin Tarantino-directed movie?  Pulp Fiction (23%)  30  02/22/12
If money were no object, what would be the driving force in your career?  What career? (50%)  20  02/14/12
Best celebrity to have record your answering machine message?  Helen Keller (28%)  25  02/05/12
Dog?  SQUIRREL (30%)  20  01/31/12
Why no one cares  Fuck salt (34%)  50  01/21/12
The Mayan calendar ends 12/21/12. Some think this means the end of the world. What does Dec 21, 2012 REALLY signify?  Absolutely nothing (43%)  35  01/09/12
Best topping for Tuna Helper?  beer (30%)  20  01/03/12
So what did you get for Christmas?  more disillusioned (51%)  35  12/25/11
What should the NEXT poll be about?  Who the fuck cares? (31%)  26  12/13/11
Fuckin' 2 million hits this year? Who do we credit?  The occasional SMUT post (34%)  50  11/30/11
Why?  What was the question again? (30%)  30  11/21/11
Favorite dessert?  Pie (53%)  30  11/07/11
What were you drinking when you realized you could have had a V8?  Yoo Hoo (28%)  25  10/31/11
Best Saturday morning cereal?  Cap'n Crunch (17%)  35  10/16/11
Why driving sucks  Drivers don't use directionals (30%)  33  10/07/11
Your most embarassing biological feature?  French-speaking tapeworms (23%)  30  09/30/11
My pet is really great because  Sniffs visitors in the crotch (28%)  25  09/26/11
How many hotdogs can you eat in 5 minutes?  I don't eat hotdogs (27%)  33  09/19/11
Where do you get your TV news from?  Daily Show (40%)  25  09/14/11
Can't sleep?  More coffee (35%)  26  09/07/11
Best euphemism for diarrhea?  Hershey squirts (39%)  33  08/29/11
Little Timmy is trapped in the well! What do you do?  Taunt Timmy from the top (48%)  33  08/21/11
Best sexual position?  In a foxhole (28%)  25  08/13/11
You put a brownie in my cloning device, didn't you?  Yes (48%)  25  08/07/11
Humans are the only animal that are...  Believers in the supernatural (40%)  25  07/28/11
Worst way to die?  Old age (33%)  30  07/16/11
Best Way to Tell Someone Their Fly is Open  Your pod bay door is open, Hal (35%)  20  07/01/11
Best euphemism for menstruation:  Taking Carrie to the Prom (35%)  37  06/15/11
YUP is way cooler than thumbs up/down because:  Unregistered users have no clue (29%)  31  06/07/11
Best meat to make shoes with?  flank steak (28%)  36  05/26/11
Best Cracker Jack prize?  tattoos (41%)  51  05/11/11
Best royal wedding ever?  Humperdinck and Buttercup (57%)  42  04/29/11
Scientists have declared with absolute certainty that all life will be destroyed by an asteroid impact in exactly 48 hours. How do you spend your remaining time?  big time fuckin' (34%)  50  04/23/11
Best euphemism for female masturbation:  The disappearing finger trick (27%)  30  04/16/11
Best euphemism for male masturbation:  Rubbing one out (23%)  31  04/10/11
The main idea of driving is to:  Get away from THE MAN (32%)  25  04/02/11
Best drive-thru breakfast?  Whataburger (24%)  25  03/25/11
Best euphemism for shitting?  Drop the kids off at the pool (45%)  29  03/11/11
What's the worst thing to find when biting into an apple?  half a worm (44%)  25  03/05/11
Ketchup is...  A condiment (32%)  25  02/26/11
Best euphemism for female genitalia?  twat (31%)  26  02/19/11
Favorite brand of peanut butter?  No diff, all the same (30%)  30  02/06/11
Who's going to win the Super Bowl?  Globetrotters (26%)  86  01/18/11
In 20 years, what will be our primary mode of transportation?  car (21%)  24  01/09/11
Which New Year's resolution are you really for sure serious about this year?  learn klingon (35%)  20  12/31/10
Best gravy?  sausage (30%)  20  12/21/10
Marijuana should be...  fully decriminalized (32%)  25  12/09/10
Who should be the villain in the next Batman movie?  meth-addicted Alfred (36%)  28  12/03/10
What was in your Thanksgiving turkey?  nothing (36%)  22  11/25/10
BATTLE: Empty swimming pool, in the bottom is a half dozen 20-lb river otters with switchblades vs. an 8-foot alligator with a machete strapped to his tail. In a fight to the death, who wins?  otters (55%)  22  11/19/10
Best answer to when someone walks into your bedroom and asks if you are sleeping?  No, dead. Leave flowers; get out (44%)  32  11/10/10
Best Halloween Candy?  Snickers (40%)  50  10/26/10
Most awesome super power?  super bendy thumb (25%)  48  10/14/10
Best excuse for speeding?  bong rolled under brake pedal (42%)  50  10/08/10
Next secret ingredient on Iron Chef?  syrup of ipecac (30%)  47  10/06/10
If you could be any kind of fabric, what fabric would you be?  Naugahyde (24%)  50  10/01/10

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