It just so happens that I recently hit 59.5 years, so I can start taking some of my SEPP without penalty. Go me.
So is anybody else out there approaching senility? Surely, you know of someone close to that point.
Go to town here and find out some of the bargains that are available.
Tuesday, Mar 26th 2019 (12:00am)
A naked man attempted to board a plane at Moscow's Domodedovo Airport while shouting that clothes make him less aerodynamic. The nude intruder was intercepted by airport staff before he could make it onto his plane to Crimea. He was later detained by police officers.
Monday, March 25th
This is what the world needs today. This is a free 6-part online course from Oxford that teaches you how to think critically. If only we could get both Democrats and Republicans to take these courses, there would never be another nonsense government in our country. Take the course. It's free, and all educated people should know how to think through arguments that are put forth every day by government, media, and our own illogical friends.
Monday, Mar 25th 2019 (12:06am)
An experiment conducted by two scientists injected 40 American alligators with ketamine and set each one up with a set of headphones in order to gain a better understanding of their dinosaur ancestors' auditory systems. The focus of the study was centered on interaural time difference (IDT) - a concept that interprets the gap in arrival time of a sound to each ear.
Monday, Mar 25th 2019 (12:00am)
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Friday, March 22nd
Birds and whales navigate their migration paths according to our planet's magnetic fields. Why have humans lost the ability to sense this?
No issue. Fortunately, dogs put it to good use by crapping in the proper direction.
Friday, Mar 22nd 2019 (3:03am)
If you like your chow with a morbid slant - and honestly, who doesn't - the Homicidal Homemaker is the cooking site for you. Thick with videos and recipes for stuff like They Live sugar cookies and edible entrails!
Friday, Mar 22nd 2019 (12:00am)
Thursday, March 21st
NASA has issued a warning about space herpes after a study found the virus was reactivating in crew aboard Space Shuttle and International Space Station missions.
Thursday, Mar 21st 2019 (12:00am) | Thanks: bash
Wednesday, March 20th
Tuesday, March 19th
Yes, you read that right. A cow temporarily halted traffic in a town just north of Indianapolis on Saturday, running away from police to the nearest "safe" spot: Chick-Fil-A.
Tuesday, Mar 19th 2019 (12:00am)
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Sunday, March 17th
CHRISTCHURCH, New Zealand (AP) -- When the gunman advanced toward the mosque, killing those in his path, Abdul Aziz didn't hide. Instead, he picked up the first thing he could find, a credit card machine, and ran outside screaming "Come here!"
Sunday, Mar 17th 2019 (12:50am)
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Friday, March 15th
I've been to this place more than a dozen times. Several of them, I walked out bloodied.
That Alpine Slide thing was murderous. The little cart thing slipped out from under me once and my bare skin back got a really bad case of road rash. I bled for weeks all over my shirts and sheets.
Place your stuff in a locker, plop in a quarter, grab the key and go risk your life.
One time, I had difficulty getting my locker to open up, so I kicked it. Well over $30 in quarters came flowing out of the bottom of the structure. This place was run by a bunch of college kids who had no idea what they were doing.
I am really lucky to be alive.
Friday, Mar 15th 2019 (12:01am)
Thursday, March 14th
To this day, I Love Lucy remains one of the most beloved sitcoms of all time, but who was Lucille Ball? She was a comedic genius and a pioneer who paved the way for other comedic women, a lady to whom the likes of Tina Fey, Amy Schumer, and Melissa McCarthy owe a debt. She was a Hollywood power player who, along with her husband, revolutionized the way television was made and viewed. She broke barriers and remains one of the most enduring Hollywood icons of all time.
Thursday, Mar 14th 2019 (3:41am)
A couple hundred metalheads with kazoos converged on the state Capitol on Monday morning to defend one of their own by drowning out a small group of Westboro Baptist Church members.
Thursday, Mar 14th 2019 (12:00am) | Thanks: sepharo
Wednesday, March 13th
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