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<title>DAVELOG v3</title>
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<description>Picking at the bones of the web</description>
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<title>[Obituaries] Bucket kicked, confetti sprayed</title>
<link>http://davelog.com/view/?sid=10638</link>
<description>Coulrophobics can sleep at night now. Bozo's dead.</description>
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<title>[Fashion] Tit watts</title>
<link>http://davelog.com/view/?sid=10637</link>
<description>Ladies! Now you can be stylish AND green by generating electricity with your jigglies.</description>
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<title>[Sex] 8 bucks a pill, or 50 cents a pound. Your call.</title>
<link>http://davelog.com/view/?sid=10636</link>
<description>Need the Viagra, do ya? Fuck that. Just eat watermelon instead.</description>
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<title>[Crime] Sausage assault</title>
<link>http://davelog.com/view/?sid=10635</link>
<description>A man was charged with battery after he hit his mother in the head with a three-pound package of Polish sausage, police said.</description>
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<title>[Cars] Sunny'd be the first to tell you this isn't a real Mustang</title>
<link>http://davelog.com/view/?sid=10634</link>
<description>But, it gets 110 mpg... so far.</description>
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<title>[Crime] Forget about bank vaults, too much overhead...</title>
<link>http://davelog.com/view/?sid=10633</link>
<description>Just pickup and go to a Home Depot to get the job done.</description>
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<title>[Quizzes] Candy bar cross-sections</title>
<link>http://davelog.com/view/?sid=10632</link>
<description>How well do you know your candy bars? Me, I got 15 out of 20.</description>
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<title>[YooToob] Wednesday Wideo Woundup</title>
<link>http://davelog.com/view/?sid=10631</link>
<description>Here ya go, the week's worth of video leftovers from my desk:Incredible Dark Iron Hulk Knight Man | Both Sides Now | Chainsaw Maid | Weird Dance | Stars and Stripes Forever</description>
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<title>[Animals] Siegfried and Roy could learn something</title>
<link>http://davelog.com/view/?sid=10630</link>
<description>But who knows. Either way, this is way cute.</description>
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<title>[Art] Fine art made finer...</title>
<link>http://davelog.com/view/?sid=10629</link>
<description>...with the addition of rubber duckies.</description>
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