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By: spam_vigilante
Saturday, Feb 11th 2017 (11:20pm)
Ever wonder how IKEA names their products, or even WHY they name their products? Quartz lays out the secret taxonomy behind IKEA's names.
By: dave
Tuesday, Jan 31st 2017 (12:01am) | Thanks: digg
Ah, what's in a name? Let's have a Q&A with this local attorney.
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, Oct 4th 2016 (12:01am)
Hey, remember a few years back when the internet named a whale "Mr. Splashy Pants"? Well, it's happening again - this time with a polar exploration ship in the UK.

I think you know what to do.
By: dave
Monday, Mar 21st 2016 (12:00am)
Fast food giant Burger King is paying for the wedding of an Illinois couple.
By: spam_vigilante
Wednesday, Apr 8th 2015 (2:55am)
True story, an employee for three years at the Apple Store in Vancouver BC, Sam Sung is auctioning off his business card. Apple's top rival Samsung had no comment.
By: spam_vigilante
Monday, Aug 11th 2014 (12:06am)
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Popular names follow a familiar cycle: They become increasingly common as new parents jump on the bandwagon, only to peak and decline as everyone on the playground starts answering to the same name. Some old standards lie dormant for half a century before gradually returning.

Chris Franck, a professor in statistics at Virginia Tech, has developed the Baby Name Predictor, a tool that predicts how a name will rise or fall in the next 25 years by examining the performance of earlier names that followed similar patterns of popularity.
By: spam_vigilante
Wednesday, May 14th 2014 (1:17am) | Thanks: presurfer
Ottawa Police arrested a 62-year-old man this morning, after complaints about an adult male exposing himself at Mooney’s Bay Park. Donald Popadick has been charged with Indecent Act and Mischief.
By: dave
Thursday, May 1st 2014 (12:11am)
My name is Janez Janša is a documentary film about names and name changes, focusing on one particular and rather unique name change that took place 5 years ago, when three artists officially changed their names into the name of the Prime Minister of Slovenia, Janez Janša.

MY NAME IS JANEZ JANSA
The film that inspires you to google your name again.
By: spam_vigilante
Thursday, Mar 20th 2014 (12:58am)
Check the name of the guilty party. Sure, it's a reach, but it's a slow news day.
By: dave
Tuesday, Oct 16th 2012 (5:56am)
Wade Michael Page is just the latest of the bunch. There are quite a few more and there is a very good reason why.
By: spam_vigilante
Thursday, Aug 9th 2012 (5:14am)
There have been some great names for college football kickers - Britt Barefoot, Ryan Succop - and some tragic names - Kyle Brotzman - but Pittsburgh's newest recruit has to have the most unfortunate name in the college football kicking kingdom. Chris Blewitt is a commit for the 2013 class and through no fault of his own becomes an easy target for opposing teams and perhaps his own fans if he misses a crucial kick.
By: dave
Friday, Jul 6th 2012 (6:15am) | Thanks: reddit
The US town of Boring in Oregon has voted in favour of formally pairing with the village of Dull in Perthshire. Boring decided for the move in the interests of trans-Atlantic relations, tourism and humour, after being approached by residents in Dull.
By: dave
Monday, Jun 25th 2012 (12:00am)
Wrong. It's for anything with a bad name - like fast food restaurants, f'rinstance.
By: dave
Friday, Jun 1st 2012 (6:27am) | Thanks: presurfer
Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop, 30, Madison, was tentatively charged with carrying a concealed weapon, possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of marijuana and a probation violation after his arrest at about 3 p.m. in the 800 block of East Mifflin Street.

You don't say.
By: dave
Monday, Jan 9th 2012 (12:01am) | Thanks: daily what
Formerly Daniel and Kelvin, these two twenty-something dorks are gonna get really sick of signing their new names really fast.
By: dave
Thursday, Aug 4th 2011 (12:00am) | Thanks: jai dubs
Either way, with a name like Handy Wood, you probably shouldn't be wagging your wiener in public.
By: dave
Tuesday, Jun 28th 2011 (12:01am) | Thanks: jedi clampett
With names like this maybe they should sue their parents.
By: spam_vigilante
Saturday, Jun 11th 2011 (11:49am)
It applies to boats as well. Dumbass.
By: dave
Thursday, Jun 9th 2011 (12:00am)
You'd think with a name like Moron, one would gravitate toward occupations that don't put your name in print.
By: dave
Thursday, Mar 31st 2011 (12:00am)
The citizens of Fort Wayne, Indiana really do love their former Mayor Harry Baals, and they're about to have the most awesomely named public facility in the history of all time.
By: spam_vigilante
Friday, Feb 11th 2011 (6:56pm) | Thanks: boingboing
Yeah, not too noteworthy of a name there. That's why he just changed it to Captain Awesome, and changed his legal signature to a smiley face flanked by inward-pointing arrows.
By: dave
Wednesday, Dec 8th 2010 (12:01am) | Thanks: brady
A friend had sent me an email containing Kim Yoo Suk and while attempting to verify, I came across this gem. Scroll down and enjoy.
By: spam_vigilante
Friday, Nov 5th 2010 (9:58pm)
...but in the midst of this tragic story, the president of Food for the Poor's name made me giggle like a schoolgirl on ether.
By: dave
Tuesday, Oct 26th 2010 (12:00am)
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