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...although probably not in the manner that you'd expect. Further proof that eating fungus just isn't a good idea.
By: dave
Tuesday, Aug 31st 2010 (5:12am) | Thanks: arbroath
Another tragic bondage-related death - this time though, he was tied to a tree in his front yard.
By: dave
Tuesday, Aug 10th 2010 (6:15am)
Look, I've posted plenty of videos here with a warning that you probably shouldn't click through to watch - and up until this point, it's basically been a thinly veiled dare.
This time is different. DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO. It won't ruin your day, it'll ruin your life. You'll question whether or not you even want to stay on the same plane of existence that would produce monsters like this. It's snuff in the most literal sense, a self-recorded documentation of 3 mass-murdering teens in the Ukraine brutally offing Sergei Yatzenko with a hammer and a screwdriver. I'm not sure why I'm posting the damn thing, or even if I will leave it up all day. Seriously, don't. You cannot unsee. Therapy awaits.
When bar talk turns to weenie size, it's time to pay the tab and bail.
By: dave
Friday, Jul 16th 2010 (12:15am)
The horrifying incident unfolded Wednesday evening when a female worker slipped and fell into the 6m deep tank. As five colleagues dived in to grab her they were all overcome by fumes given off from fermenting vegetables and drowned, the newspaper said.
A suicidal man engulfed in flames leaps to his death off the top of a pier of Freedom Bridge in Budapest, Hungary. Firemen tried to convince the man, aged about 40, to come down, but he finally splashed inflammable fluid on himself and jumped off. He died on the spot.
By: dave
Wednesday, May 26th 2010 (12:06am) (more) [Comments: 2]
Meet Andriej Ivanov, who met his soulmate on a bridge in Russia, where they were both preparing to leap to their deaths.
By: dave
Tuesday, May 11th 2010 (4:45am)
After getting hammered with his pals, a Sichuan man passed out and his friends promptly shoved a 20" eel up his coal chute. When he didn't awaken, they took him to the hospital where he was pronounced dead, because the eel had eaten his bowels.
Fortunately for all of us, for some people choose to embrace it.
Good travels, Eva. 
By: Mr._Dog
Wednesday, Apr 28th 2010 (12:05am)
A window cleaner died after stabbing himself in the groin repeatedly with a jumbo souvenir pencil, an inquest heard.
By: dave
Monday, Mar 8th 2010 (5:09am) | Thanks: arbroath
Yet another senseless death caused by cheese balls. When will the insanity end?
By: dave
Friday, Mar 5th 2010 (12:03am)
La Dama y la Muerte, 2009. Nominated for a 2010 Oscar.
A sweet old lady is living alone in her farm, waiting for the arrival of death to meet her beloved husband again. One night, while sleeping, her life fades out and she is invited to cross death's door. But when she is about to do so, the old lady wakes up inside a hospital's ward: and arrogant doctor has taken her back to life and he will fight hard against death to recover the old lady's life at any cost. 
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, Mar 2nd 2010 (10:48am)
If so, you're doing better than Mr. Kuo.
A chemistry student in the Ukraine was found dead with his jaw blown off by what is believed to be exploding chewing gum, according to reports.
* name the reference for a gold star!
By: dave
Thursday, Dec 10th 2009 (5:03am)
While I've always been an advocate for suicide - I believe that the choice to continue living is a decision that only you can make - there are a number of big things to consider before throwing in the towel. CRACKED magazine offers up this surprisingly intelligent guide on method and motivation while still managing to keep the mood light.
By: dave
Monday, Dec 7th 2009 (3:51am)
I have informed the wife that when I die, I want to be cremated and have my ashes dumped into the Gulf of Mexico from the end of the Bob Hall Pier on South Padre Island. Should local ordinances prevent her from doing this, I offer up this list of alternative plans for my remains.
A teaching assistant from Lancashire plunged to her death while walking in mountains in Austria, the Foreign Office has confirmed. Keith Berry, head teacher at Park School in Blackpool, where she worked, said: "Her tragic and untimely death will leave a huge hole."
Cremation is the way to go: it's cheaper than a funeral, your friends don't have to get all dressed up and tote you around in a coffin, and it frees up all that burial land for golf courses and megastore parking lots. Plus, you get to have your ashes in a jar displayed on someone's mantel, keeping your memory alive.
A British taxi driver has decapitated himself by tying rope around his neck and a post before driving full speed into a pillar.
By: dave
Tuesday, Jul 14th 2009 (12:15am)
Authorities say a man died after falling into a vat of melted chocolate in a New Jersey processing plant.
By: dave
Thursday, Jul 9th 2009 (5:31am) (more) [Comments: 2]
The world of Mexican midget wrestling is in mourning after two of its most famous stars were apparently poisoned by fake prostitutes.
Brothers in armlocks Alberto and Alejandro Perez Jimenez were found dead in a hotel room after being drugged and robbed.
By: dave
Friday, Jul 3rd 2009 (2:29pm)
Don't believe the old adage that celebrities die in threes? Let's look back at the last 10 years or so.
'Up' was a fantastic movie, and Pixar is a fantastic company. 10-year-old Colby Curtain would back me up on this, if she could.
Pixar made her last day better by flying a representative to her deathbed with posters, toys, and a dvd of the movie she'd been wanting to see but was too sick to go to a theater for. She died 7 hours later.
Scotland Yard has investigated the death of a 22-year-old Oxford University graduate who collapsed after being injected with an experimental anti-ageing drug by her sister.
By: dave
Wednesday, Jun 17th 2009 (5:23am) |
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