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In case this beauty goes over your head, I cannot urge you enough to not google image search 'prince albert' with safesearch off.
...but when you're trapped, sometimes you just gotta take it on by yourself. Jonathan Metz got his arm stuck in the furnace for a couple of days, and when he started smelling the flesh go bad, he decided to do something about it.
I'm a breakfast guy - if I only eat one meal a day, it's breakfast, and it's usually something big and eggy and greasy. Branmuffiners and granoloids give me shit for it, but I am now vindicated as researchers have decreed that the high fat bacon-and-eggs breakfast is the healthiest route. HA HA YOU BARKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKERS!
So what did I do? I took a steam with Alyssa Milano, and some others!
By: Mr._Dog
Friday, Mar 26th 2010 (7:54am)
Smoking is the number one cause of heart disease, natch. Interestingly, though, the number two cause is having a low IQ, with obesity being a solid third. So, if you're a fat dumb smoker, you're boned.
Uh oh.
By: dave
Thursday, Feb 11th 2010 (5:15am)
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.
By: dave
Thursday, Jan 14th 2010 (4:48am)
Deranged comedienne Maria Bamford's father is an activist doctor. His cause? Not using soap for anything else but your pits and hair. For all other cleaning, he recommends a block of wood... and he'll send you one for making a donation to any charity of your choice.
By: dave
Friday, Dec 11th 2009 (4:49am)
Maybe not really, but his freakish moonwalk is all she has left thanks to a recent flu shot.
By: ZiB
Tuesday, Oct 27th 2009 (3:26pm)
There's been another development in swine flu news - "swine flu parties," where people supposedly expose themselves to the virus on purpose. While the evidence is anecdotal - and may even just be a false rumor - the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is taking it seriously.
By: dave
Monday, Oct 26th 2009 (12:10am)
YOU CAN PIN YOUR HOPES ON AVOIDING THE H1N1 FLU PANDEMIC WITH MERCURY-LADEN VACCINES AND FANCY FACEMASKS, BUT ACCORDING TO THIS STUDY, 63 PERCENT OF THE UNITED STATES WILL BE INFECTED WITH THE SWINE FLU BY NEXT WEEK. FLAGG IS CLEARLY AT PLAY.
By: dave
Thursday, Oct 22nd 2009 (5:16am)
Well, when you come down with cancer or Parkinson's disease, don't come crying to us.
Most lactose intolerant people suffer from a deficiency of the enzyme lactase, which the body tends to stop producing once they've aged past their nursing years. Buzz on the street is that if you take this stuff for 38 days straight, it'll kick your body into producing lactase again, opening your world to pizza and ice cream without farts and cramps.
Seems the blue dye can lessen spinal injury... and turn you blue.
Cure for radiation sickness found?
Many swine flu victims who become severely ill are fat.
A woman with a persistent cough and fever didn't respond to traditional treatment, so doctors took an x-ray of her chest and discovered that she had a rubber in her lung.
...but too cheap to go get LASIK surgery? Do it yourself at home, and save a bundle.
By: dave
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