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You know how it goes. You’re attending that excruciatingly dull, semi-obligatory neighborhood party, sipping on that not-quite-premier brand scotch and checking your watch every six minutes to calculate the point at which it becomes acceptable, under the currently operative social algorithm, to politely slip away, when somebody suggests, as an alternative to Pictionary, devoting the rest of the night to BDSM play. And before you know it, you’re wearing nothing but a leather hood, handcuffs, and nipple clamps, and your hostess, who is taking a few practice strokes with her crop, is asking you for your safe word. Well, Bunkie, if you haven’t thought through that answer already, it’s a little late once she straps that ball gag in your mouth.
Saturday, Apr 27th 2019 (12:15am)
When I first called Melissa Leonard, she asked, “Can you call me back? I have Action News here with their cameras and everything.” Leonard is the Philadelphia-area Coldwell Banker Realtor whose listing, “50 Shades of Maple Glen”—a lovely brick colonial with five bedrooms, an updated kitchen, and a “private adult sexual oasis” in the basement—has viewed more than 500,000 times on Redfin since it went live less than 24 hours ago.
Monday, Feb 25th 2019 (12:00am)
Andreas Hvid, who is known for taking pictures in forbidden places, seems to have found a new way to piss off a whole lot of Egyptians - he boinked a gal atop of the Great Pyramid of Giza. Work-safe. Ish.
Thursday, Dec 13th 2018 (12:00am) | Thanks: Heferito
An AI sex doll has been left "heavily soiled" and in need of repairs after being repeatedly molested while on display at a tech fair. The £3,000 Samantha sex robot suffered two broken fingers and was left in a filthy state by a barrage of male attention at the Arts Electronica Festival in Linz, Austria.
A homeschooling Christian mother of ten was so angered by an article about anal sex that she was taken to burn the magazine. Kind of ironic, kind of like heathens burning Bibles?
For what it's worth, here is that article. While I agree that it might not be appropriate for teens, it is pretty straightforward.
Friday, Jul 14th 2017 (12:00am) | Thanks: Joanne
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A woman in the United Kingdom has been left confined to a wheelchair after having sex with her husband caused her to have a stroke.
The i.Con Smart Condom, which markets itself as the "world's first smart condom," is actually a ring that fits over a boring, dumb condom and claims to track the exercise of your man bits, as well as detect chlamydia and syphilis.
Friday, Mar 10th 2017 (12:01am)
By all accounts, Washington State resident Edward Smith is an average sort of a guy with a not-so-average secret: He's a mechanophile - someone who can only get turned on by vehicles. During his life, he's had sex with over 1,000 cars, but that's not his greatest achievement. His greatest achievement is that he once had sex with the helicopter from Airwolf.
Thursday, Jan 19th 2017 (12:01am) | Thanks: bashturn
Okay, there are about a million articles out there on the proper technique for giving a blow job. You'd think by now that there is a guide for guys how to get one?
Your wish has been granted.
Thursday, Dec 8th 2016 (6:05am)
Don't spill your seed guys. You're killing millions in every shot.
Yes, surprisingly safe for work.
On a separate note? Irish comedian Dave Allen has some perspective for you.
Friday, Jul 8th 2016 (12:00am)
She started sending him dick pics! It's terrific. At one point he's 'I'm not gay and you are a girl so you should like it!'. Oh man, it's worth looking at, really. Very creative use of Photoshop to censor the dicks but he got to see them all!
Thursday, Jun 16th 2016 (12:36am) | Thanks: sUZIE
Lucifer: The Complete Third Season (2017)
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