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Police chiefs in Switzerland are planning to build a series of drive-in sex-boxes to enable prostitutes to conduct their business with punters without disturbing the neighborhood.
By: dave
Friday, Aug 27th 2010 (4:57am) | Thanks: arbroath
Uncle Merv has a handy song for you regarding the ages of consent in all 50 states.
Very loosely based on Wakko's America from Animaniacs and the folk song "Turkey in the Straw." 
By: spam_vigilante
Saturday, Aug 14th 2010 (5:05am)
Armand M. Pacher of Adventura, Florida was arrested for having sex with Christie Brinkley.
By: dave
Monday, Jul 19th 2010 (12:07am)
Seems she had a bad reaction to getting all excited.
By: spam_vigilante
Wednesday, Jul 14th 2010 (10:38am)
Girls will be hair, make-up, fashion, shoes, bras, nails, eyelashes, Botox, cosmetic surgery, perfume, hair-removal, and diet girls.
By: ZiB
Saturday, May 29th 2010 (12:05am)
I love boobies!
-or you could try- This 
It's been a while since the WOK has spun, and for good reason. It keeps landing on stuff that nobody really needs to know about. Case in point, today it ended up on cramming a jumprope up your peehole.
By: dave
Friday, Apr 16th 2010 (6:36am)
1) You cry
2) You text a picture of the ring to your friends 3) You suck a dick, and you suck a dick fast
By: ZiB
Thursday, Feb 25th 2010 (5:03am)
Small condoms should be labeled "large" because men are sensitive about size, a study has found.
A Canadian study has shown that lesbian and bisexual teens get pregnant more than their heterosexual peers. Huh.
By: dave
Thursday, Feb 11th 2010 (5:06am)
Okay, so the blow-me-up doll has always been for the pretty pathetic. I suppose this hot rubber babe must be for good listeners who are pathetic.
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, Jan 19th 2010 (9:50am)
Hey guys, if your gashlapping skills leave something to be desired, here's a handy primer on what goes where and when.
This is an actual extract from a sex education school textbook for girls printed in the 50's in the UK: Way to go!!!
By: dave
Wednesday, Sep 23rd 2009 (4:27am)
One piece, a riviere necklace, was made up of 54 diamonds.
That must have been a fun week.
By: ZiB
Thursday, Aug 20th 2009 (2:15pm)
Now we have proof.
Science hottie Mary Roach gives an entertaining and informative presentation on sex and orgasm, from this year's TED conference. Sorta SFW unless you work with pigs.
He's got to have them - she won't even pick up the spatula. The comments are even better than the original piece, and all of it is ludicrously work-safe.
You can now pop your cork without killing the planet with landfill-bound batteries and diesel engines.
By: dave
Thursday, Apr 30th 2009 (12:04am) (more) [Comments: 2]
This educational video from Planned Parenthood really is a must-watch. I mean, who doesn't love talking genitals? (Though I have to admit the pre-ejaculate on Mr. Penis' head made me cringe.)
By: kittyn
Friday, Apr 17th 2009 (10:35am)
A Southern Maryland woman was seriously injured in a mishap involving a sex toy over the weekend. The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.
By: dave
Tuesday, Mar 10th 2009 (5:56am) |
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