We live in the dark ages of post-shit cleanup. In a wide world that has long embraced the effectiveness of anus-washing after doing number two, America hangs back, clutching our rolls of Charmin, despite plenty of evidence that it would serve us better to wash instead of wipe. We may be obsessed with sanitation, yet we insist, against reason, on the least-sanitary, least-healthy option for managing our poop.
Commuter newspaper MetroXpress conducted a survey to see how many Danes make grunting noises while taking care of business on the toilet. It turns out that roughly every third Danish pooper is also a grunter. But two Danish medical experts told the newspaper that the 28 percent of respondents who make pressing noises aren't doing themselves any favors.
Tuesday, Oct 11th 2016 (11:44am)
Kenneth Tennfjord, groundskeeper at the Stavanger Golf Club, said he has been finding human feces and toilet paper in course holes since 2005. "He has a couple of favorite holes," Tennfjord told the Rogaland Avis newspaper. "And we know it is a man because the poos are too massive to be from a woman."
YUP | 1 Someone on a British Airways Plane Took a Shit So Bad That It Had to Turn Around and Come BackA British Airways flight was forced to turn around and land over the weekend because somebody did a shit so bad the plane was essentially rendered useless. Imagine living your life in the knowledge that you once turded so appallingly that a 747-400 had to turn around and land. Your liquid shit bought a £360-million ($533-million) airplane juddering out of the sky. Imagine looking your loved ones in the face after that. Imagine hugging your mom. You couldn't. Your asshole is essentially a terrorist.
Friday, Mar 20th 2015 (12:03am)
Poo~Pourri is not a chemical cover up! Based on aromatherapy principles, a few squirts into the bowl before-you-go forms a protective layer of essential oils that prevent stinky bathroom odors from showing up in the first place.
OMG the video.
Tuesday, Apr 1st 2014 (12:04am) | Thanks: denkar
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