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...I wish that someone'd do this with a real gun.
When I was a kid, I wanted a Holga. It was a dinky plastic camera that took actual pictures with real 120 film, but made as insanely simple and cheaply as possible. My dad was a serious photographer and would have none of it in his house, so my first camera was a Miranda, a sturdy little 35mm number.
Anyway, the Holga's back, now in a digital format. Much care has been taken to retain the flavor of Holga's past while updating the unit with the technology of the day.
By: dave
Monday, Jul 26th 2010 (12:08am)
Typewriter magnate Brother has taken the 'shake to charge' concept from kinetic flashlights to an interesting new level - vibration-charged AA batteries. Brilliant!
Wicked Lasers, always on the bleeding edge of technology and legality, is now offering an inexpensive 1-watt handheld blue laser that's capable of burning off someone's eyelids and permanently blinding them instantly. Guaranteed this won't be on the market for long. Gimme.
By: dave
Wednesday, Jun 16th 2010 (12:19am)
Rest in peace, oh soda jerk: Coke Freestyle elevates individuals to instant mixologists by using a zesty touch-screen system to mix selections from over 100 choices into a custom beverage, all while delivering a geeky high-tech thrill.
By: dave
Thursday, May 27th 2010 (12:05am)
Airlines will charge you money if your suitcase weighs over whatever arbitrary limit they've set. If this is any kind of problem for you, you'll probably find use for this self-weighing suitcase. You can also use it to weigh all your cats at once!
You can either watch Encino Man in dazzling 1080p, or you can bust it up and make a real live phaser.
Flippies were very thin, flexible 45rpm records that were often included in magazines, books, and cereal boxes. Naturally, you have to have a record player to listen to them. Problem is, almost nobody has a turntable these days, what with all cd's and mp3's and other more moderny methods of listening to music, so there's lost avenue of advertising and promotion.
Well, no more. These guys have developed a promotional record player made out of cardboard, just right for mass-mailing.
Now you can - here's a pen that has an optical scanner and RGB inks that mix to form whatever color you've scanned. Plus, the side of the pen lights up with your chosen color. Nifty.
Daizi Zheng has created a cell phone that runs on - as you may have inferred from the title - sugary beverages. Power is generated from a chemical reaction on the sugars in the liquid, which you pour into the top of the phone. The charge lasts longer than traditional batteries.
By: dave
Friday, Jan 22nd 2010 (5:14am)
Introducing the Thumb Thing, a clever little doodad that makes reading paperback books easier.
Not only does the Roomba autonomously clean your floors, it also helps protect your family from poisonous snakes.
Josh Silver has dedicated his last 2 decades to a quest - a quest to provide affordable corrective eye wear to the underprivileged of the world. He's finally figured it out, and has engineered a set of glasses that you can adjust yourself. Now he's looking for funding to bring this technology to a billion people by 2020.
By: dave
Tuesday, Nov 17th 2009 (12:11am)
So you liked Vince Shlomi but like one of his his best known pitched products better. Here's a Steve Porter remix, SlapChop autotuned and beat matched.
By: spam_vigilante
Monday, Nov 16th 2009 (12:09pm)
The old tin-cans-and-a-piece-of-string method of communications has finally leapt into the 21st century.
Risky, to say the least. Vampires are not known for their restraint, you know. Fortunately, Fleshlight has produced a safer - albeit equally creepy - alternative. NSFW on general principle.
I'm sure it has other uses too, but something like this could save the postal service from going under.
By: dave
Tuesday, Oct 13th 2009 (6:37am)
If you're like the typical frazzled parent, you're looking for anything that'll chill your unholy spawn the fuck out - enter the PediSedate, a nitrous oxide delivery system in a jazzy purple helmet.
By: dave
Tuesday, Oct 6th 2009 (5:00am)
...but I absolutely draw the line at letting robots take my blood. Who knows what'll happen once they develop a taste for the stuff?
By: dave
Friday, Sep 18th 2009 (5:07am)
...nonetheless, it is the slickest clock concept I've seen in a long time. WANT.
You know how you don't have any spare room on your kitchen counters because of all the single-use appliances you own? Well, sweep 'em all off to the side and make room for this. Sure, it's another single-use appliance, but it trumps all others because this baby spits out 200 pancakes an hour.
Let's hope this new power plug takes off! What kinda plug did you think I meant?
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