How best to keep the family jewels clean and smelling fresh? Yes, Nadkins. Most of the site is okay, but the video is NSFW.
By: spam_vigilante
Saturday, Dec 16th 2017 (12:01am)
While shockingly devoid of any imagery of Kate Dries, the 2018 Carponizer calendar features all the naked women and carp you could possibly want in the forthcoming year.
By: dave
Monday, Dec 4th 2017 (12:00am)
Highly regarded jewelers and snootiers* Tiffany & Co. are now selling a tin can. Granted, it's made of silver, but it's still a thousand bucks for a tin can. iPhoneX users, here's your next must-have item!

* pronounced 'snoo-tee-YAYs'
By: dave
Tuesday, Nov 7th 2017 (10:34am) | Thanks: digg
I trashed my landline years ago. It's helped quite a bit but it hasn't completely rid me of the issue. Here's the solution.
Part with a few bucks per year and save yourself a lot of grief.
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, Aug 22nd 2017 (12:01am)
Youz loves your dinos. And youz loves your tacos for dinner. Combine the two and show off how cool you can be with this handy dandy item.
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, Jun 27th 2017 (12:00am)
All the whores and politicians will look down and shout "Quench us!"... and I'll look up and whisper "Okay."
By: dave
Monday, Feb 6th 2017 (12:00am)
...picking out the next year's wall calendar! Here at the davelog compound, cat calendars are generally the order of the day. Sadly, we already have next year's purchased - but if we didn't, this would surely be the one. Next year, Mittens.
By: dave
Monday, Dec 12th 2016 (5:06am)
Never one to mince words, the wonderful folks at Firebox are offering their own "Calm The Fuck Down Tea", a perfect cuppa for a quiet night at home or while experiencing an honest Fuck That guided meditation.
By: spam_vigilante
Wednesday, Oct 12th 2016 (12:01am)
Cost and difficulty of setup have, to date, kept me from getting a 3D printer. I can think of like a bazillion things I'd do with one if they weren't such a pain in the ass to get going and keep alive. Monoprice is now offering something that appears to allay my concerns: the Select Mini 3D Printer. All it needs is minor calibration out of the box (you have to level the heated bed) and you can print with a variety of materials from a micro SD card or your computer via USB. Beyond nifty and cheap enough to take a gamble on, I may pull the trigger on this one.
By: dave
Thursday, Sep 22nd 2016 (12:00am)
Inspired by my love for pizza and a certain gang of underground teenage turtles, this Ninja Throwing Slice is made using real pizza from my family's pizzeria in Maine. This piece was originally created for the AmDC Threat exhibition that took place in March of 2012. Initially dubbed "Ninja Throwing Slices," in reference to the Threat show, the vocabulary has since evolved. You may now refer to a single piece as a "Forever Slice."
By: dave
Monday, Sep 19th 2016 (12:00am)
You can now get a spot-on oldschool Star Trek communicator replica that's also a bluetooth handset for your phone.
By: dave
Friday, Jul 15th 2016 (12:01am)
Do you know someone who is wheelchair bound? Mobility challenged doesn't mean no fun tearing up pristine wilderness.
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Friday, Jun 17th 2016 (12:36pm)
The Groundfridge is an innovative take on the traditional root cellar. Floris Schoonderbeek (founder of Weltevree) is continuously discovering and exploring new angles, chances and materials that he puts to good use in improving and enriching our habitat. With the Groundfridge, he presents a means for new world citizens who want to handle their food in an autonomous, independent way.
By: dave
Tuesday, May 31st 2016 (12:00am)
Have you been struggling to bond with your feline? Well, here's some good news for you because now you can get closer to your cat by acting like one with this Licki Brush. This innovative solution lets you brush your furry-friend by licking it like a cat would. Your cat will love it!
By: dave
Thursday, May 19th 2016 (12:00am) | Thanks: jedi clampett
Thingverse user PrintThatThing has made his cat armor files available for free download, time for Sprinkles to suit up.
By: dave
Monday, Mar 28th 2016 (12:00am) | Thanks: dude I want that
The sofa requires over 400 hours to make due to the intricate design and the artist's painstaking attention to detail, including the barrel-shaped body formed by a steel frame, massive snout, and short legs.
By: dave
Tuesday, Jan 12th 2016 (12:04am)
Send 'em to the arcade with fistful of teeny quarters. Etsy vendor 33miniatures makes 1:12 scale model pinball machines and videogames for just such occasions.
By: dave
Thursday, Sep 3rd 2015 (1:31am)
So you wonder if there is a commercial product that will make almost anything impossible to break? Of course there is. This spray-on stuff will even protect you from a broken heart.
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, Jul 21st 2015 (12:00am)
Are you tired of your unitasker cooler that was designed decades ago? Here is a device that's the Swiss army knife of coolers.
Help fund the rollout of the design right here.
By: spam_vigilante
Thursday, Jul 9th 2015 (3:24pm)
Close your eyes and imagine a world where you can pour two beers into two mugs and drink the beers like they were in a single beer mug. For many years, that world just didnít exist.
By: dave
Tuesday, Jul 7th 2015 (12:05am)
Inspired by an XKCD comic, Bobcat in a Box is a bot that buys stuff on amazon and ebay and so on for less than a buck with free shipping and sends it to you daily, based upon whatever keyword you throw at it. You can also have the bot's findings mailed anonymously to someone else.
By: dave
Thursday, Jun 4th 2015 (5:15am) | Thanks: reddit
Yes, Want to do something special for your spouse this Valentine's Day and think outside the box? Well, something's just come onto the market that is probably the most shocking and outrageous gift you could ever dream of getting your special someone this year. Take a close look at this delicious little chocolate treat.
By: spam_vigilante
Thursday, May 28th 2015 (5:09am)
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Wheel thrown, hand altered and sculpted, stoneware. Just a friendly face to join you in your culinary adventures.
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Monday, May 4th 2015 (12:01am)
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Losing your best friend and soul mate is tough. For anybody. So luckily, designer Mark Sturkenboom has designed a product that makes sure your deceased spouse always stays near and dear to your heart. (Did I say heart? I meant genitals)
By: dave
Tuesday, Apr 28th 2015 (12:06am) | Thanks: fark
So you have the postal address of someone that you don't like very much and you want to exact some revenge? Send them a bag of dicks to eat. Well, kind of. Sort of.
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, Apr 21st 2015 (2:25am)

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