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Do those commercials with pitchman Phil Swift leave you wondering about how good or useful that product is?
As you might imagine, some of what they show you is real and some of it isn't.
By: spam_vigilante
Monday, Dec 17th 2018 (12:00am)
For more than a million years, mankind has been attempting to improve upon the simple fire. We've tried burning different things like sticks or leaves or various incriminating documents. We've tried making fires last longer. We've even figured out how to turn them into different colors. All of that experimentation, all of that innovation, has culminated in this event, the KFC 11 Herbs & Spices Firelog, from Enviro-Log®.
By: dave
Friday, Dec 14th 2018 (12:00am) | Thanks: erebus
Calamityware offers a delightful spin on heirloom dishes - fine porcelain plates and bowls with traditional-style artwork depicting some simply horrible things. Pricey as hell, but amazingly cool.
By: dave
Tuesday, Nov 27th 2018 (12:01am)
You too can create vaguely obscene stuffed banana monstrosities with this handy doodad! Hell, buy TWO!
By: dave
Thursday, Nov 8th 2018 (12:00am) | Thanks: dude
Pros:
Description of product is extremely accurate. I plan on using it to build my own winter fortress to protect me from the devil himself.
Cons:
Not prime eligible.
By: dave
Thursday, Aug 30th 2018 (12:00am) | Thanks: twtfsale
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Enter the PancakeBot, a plotter/2D printer that uses pancake batter for ink on a griddle bed. Now you can whip out dickbutt pancakes by the dozen!
By: dave
Friday, Aug 24th 2018 (12:00am)
By: dave
Tuesday, Jun 12th 2018 (12:00am) | Thanks: the hypnotoad
So the past few days on my commute to work, I've noticed a new store opened up on my route. The big black and yellow sign announcing CRIME SCENE caught my attention and I had to look it up online once I got to the office. It's exactly what you'd think it would be. Neat.
By: dave
Thursday, Apr 12th 2018 (12:00am)
How best to keep the family jewels clean and smelling fresh? Yes, Nadkins. Most of the site is okay, but the video is NSFW.
By: spam_vigilante
Saturday, Dec 16th 2017 (12:01am)
While shockingly devoid of any imagery of Kate Dries, the 2018 Carponizer calendar features all the naked women and carp you could possibly want in the forthcoming year.
By: dave
Monday, Dec 4th 2017 (12:00am)
Highly regarded jewelers and snootiers* Tiffany & Co. are now selling a tin can. Granted, it's made of silver, but it's still a thousand bucks for a tin can. iPhoneX users, here's your next must-have item!

* pronounced 'snoo-tee-YAYs'
By: dave
Tuesday, Nov 7th 2017 (10:34am) | Thanks: digg
I trashed my landline years ago. It's helped quite a bit but it hasn't completely rid me of the issue. Here's the solution.
Part with a few bucks per year and save yourself a lot of grief.
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, Aug 22nd 2017 (12:01am)
Youz loves your dinos. And youz loves your tacos for dinner. Combine the two and show off how cool you can be with this handy dandy item.
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, Jun 27th 2017 (12:00am)
All the whores and politicians will look down and shout "Quench us!"... and I'll look up and whisper "Okay."
By: dave
Monday, Feb 6th 2017 (12:00am)
...picking out the next year's wall calendar! Here at the davelog compound, cat calendars are generally the order of the day. Sadly, we already have next year's purchased - but if we didn't, this would surely be the one. Next year, Mittens.
By: dave
Monday, Dec 12th 2016 (5:06am)
Never one to mince words, the wonderful folks at Firebox are offering their own "Calm The Fuck Down Tea", a perfect cuppa for a quiet night at home or while experiencing an honest Fuck That guided meditation.
By: spam_vigilante
Wednesday, Oct 12th 2016 (12:01am)
Cost and difficulty of setup have, to date, kept me from getting a 3D printer. I can think of like a bazillion things I'd do with one if they weren't such a pain in the ass to get going and keep alive. Monoprice is now offering something that appears to allay my concerns: the Select Mini 3D Printer. All it needs is minor calibration out of the box (you have to level the heated bed) and you can print with a variety of materials from a micro SD card or your computer via USB. Beyond nifty and cheap enough to take a gamble on, I may pull the trigger on this one.
By: dave
Thursday, Sep 22nd 2016 (12:00am)
Inspired by my love for pizza and a certain gang of underground teenage turtles, this Ninja Throwing Slice is made using real pizza from my family's pizzeria in Maine. This piece was originally created for the AmDC Threat exhibition that took place in March of 2012. Initially dubbed "Ninja Throwing Slices," in reference to the Threat show, the vocabulary has since evolved. You may now refer to a single piece as a "Forever Slice."
By: dave
Monday, Sep 19th 2016 (12:00am)
You can now get a spot-on oldschool Star Trek communicator replica that's also a bluetooth handset for your phone.
By: dave
Friday, Jul 15th 2016 (12:01am)
Do you know someone who is wheelchair bound? Mobility challenged doesn't mean no fun tearing up pristine wilderness.
By: spam_vigilante
Friday, Jun 17th 2016 (12:36pm)
The Groundfridge is an innovative take on the traditional root cellar. Floris Schoonderbeek (founder of Weltevree) is continuously discovering and exploring new angles, chances and materials that he puts to good use in improving and enriching our habitat. With the Groundfridge, he presents a means for new world citizens who want to handle their food in an autonomous, independent way.
By: dave
Tuesday, May 31st 2016 (12:00am)
Have you been struggling to bond with your feline? Well, here's some good news for you because now you can get closer to your cat by acting like one with this Licki Brush. This innovative solution lets you brush your furry-friend by licking it like a cat would. Your cat will love it!
By: dave
Thursday, May 19th 2016 (12:00am) | Thanks: jedi clampett
Thingverse user PrintThatThing has made his cat armor files available for free download, time for Sprinkles to suit up.
By: dave
Monday, Mar 28th 2016 (12:00am) | Thanks: dude I want that
The sofa requires over 400 hours to make due to the intricate design and the artist's painstaking attention to detail, including the barrel-shaped body formed by a steel frame, massive snout, and short legs.
By: dave
Tuesday, Jan 12th 2016 (12:04am)
Send 'em to the arcade with fistful of teeny quarters. Etsy vendor 33miniatures makes 1:12 scale model pinball machines and videogames for just such occasions.
By: dave
Thursday, Sep 3rd 2015 (1:31am)
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