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NFL SEASON IS UPON US and that means it's time for this year's Pick'em league! Sign up at Yahoo Fantasy Sports, group # 12402, and the password is v3. More info in the official thread!
Some keys to tonight's matchup:
* It will take a great deal of stamina not to get worn down by the Vikings' superior whining game * If there was ever an opportunity to intimidate an opposing team by throwing a bunch of oil-soaked birds onto the 50-yard line, it is now * Drew Brees should take out the Lombardi Trophy, lift it high above his head, and slam it to the turf so the Vikings know he doesn't give a fuck about anything 
By: dave
Thursday, Sep 9th 2010 (12:13am) (more) [Comments: 3]
Between looking downright hapless in the preseason and gearing up for a 6-game run at the beginning of the season without Rapelisberger, it's not surprising that the Pittsburgh Steelers and insurance get mentioned in the same sentence. What IS surprising, though is that said insurance is only for one person... specifically, one PART of one person.
By: dave
Wednesday, Sep 1st 2010 (12:10am)
Hogs, Dogs and Lace. "Have Dogs, Will Travel." Taking care of the southern hog population, one giant, deadly boar at a time.
By: dave
Tuesday, Jul 27th 2010 (12:03am)
He has broken all sorts of records for the Rattlers this year. Now it looks like we may lose him just before the playoffs. Why you ask? Because the NFL has noticed him. It looks like he may go to the Eagles tho Dave is hoping he becomes a Saint.
By: Sunny
Wednesday, Jul 21st 2010 (9:20am)
That Aussie is a 16 year old girl.
"I don't consider myself a hero. I'm an ordinary girl who believed in her dream." 
By: Mr._Dog
Sunday, May 16th 2010 (12:05am)
Ever wonder how your annual salary stacks up against professional athletes? With this handy calculator from ESPN, you can make all kinds of disturbing comparisons, like the fact that Eli Manning makes more with each completed pass than I do all year, and that I'd have to work for over 277 years to make what Julius Peppers earns in one.
By: dave
Tuesday, May 11th 2010 (7:17am) | Thanks: brady
Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger has been acting kinda... rapey lately. Famed forensic pathologist Cyril Wecht thinks it might be because of all the head trauma he's suffered since he went pro.
By: dave
Saturday, May 1st 2010 (12:08am)
Yeah, they're comfy, and allow you to endorse your favorite sports concern via fashion statement, but what's really great about sports jerseys is that you can spell out damn near anything on them, and most people won't even give it a second glance.
Too late to pettition for the 2012 London games but maybe in 2016? News of the campaign here.
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, Feb 23rd 2010 (9:48am)
Combat-Ki expert Kirby Roy takes a world-record kick to the gonads from American Gladiator "Justice". All for your viewing....pleasure!?
By: SackBlabbath
Tuesday, Feb 16th 2010 (2:47pm)
So now that football season's over, I find myself seriously lacking in watchable sports. This has driven me to the Olympics. When I was younger, I just flat out didn't care about the Olympic games... but now that I'm older, I find I'm fascinated by the backstories and international competition. Still, there's something missing. Something EXTREME.
By: dave
Tuesday, Feb 16th 2010 (4:41am)
NHL? Fuck those guys, I've never forgiven 'em for locking the fans out for a season. Baseball? Almost as exciting as watching tan paint dry. Soccer? Even more boring than baseball.
Looks like the only manly sport left until next NFL season is snowboard basketball.
By: dave
Tuesday, Feb 9th 2010 (3:52am)
When I was growing up in Texas in the '70s, it was all Cowboys and Oilers this, Staubach and Moon that. As I became aware of the NFL, probably around age 10 or so, I realized that I didn't want to fall lockstep into place with all the other NFL fans around me, and that meant finding a non-Texas team. New Orleans was the next closest, and I started to follow them. They were never contenders. They were hapless and often embarrassing to watch, but they were my team and I stuck with them through thin and thin.
30-odd years later, the Saints faced Favre and the the Vikings in the NFC championship game. It was a brutal back-and-forth, but my treasured Aints prevailed in overtime and now find themselves going to the big game for the first time. Win or lose, vindication is mine. I'm running out of things to dream, because they're all coming true. WHO DAT SAY DEY GONNA BEAT DEM SAINTS?
By: dave
Monday, Jan 25th 2010 (4:23am)
WHO DAT SAY DEY GONNA BEAT DEM SAINTS? Not the Cardinals! Sorry boss!
By: dave
Monday, Jan 18th 2010 (5:20am)
Drew Brees puts his pigskin slingin' skills to the test to determine who is more accurate... NFL quarterback or Olympic archer.
By: SackBlabbath
Tuesday, Jan 5th 2010 (2:12pm)
A 9-year-old kid name Oliver recently scored the most awesome hockey goal you've ever seen. Check it out.
By: dave
Tuesday, Oct 20th 2009 (12:12am)
Eagles fans thirsty for predictions on whether their team will win or lose each week won't get them from a New Jersey pigskin-prognosticating camel.
By: Sunny
Thursday, Sep 10th 2009 (11:34am)
The sport involves putting two ferrets inside one's trousers, having first tied one's trouser cuffs firmly to one's ankles, lest the ferrets escape. The competitor then cinches his belt tightly, and the clock is started. Competitors cannot be drunk or drugged, nor can the ferrets be drugged. In addition, competitors cannot wear underpants beneath their trousers, and the ferrets' teeth cannot be filed or otherwise blunted.
We all suspected it would be final, but hoped that the suspension of the 2009 season in the Arena Football League would be enough to alleviate their financial woes and the game could resume next year.
Nope. They've called it quits. RIP.
By: dave
Friday, Aug 7th 2009 (8:06am)
After all, aren't most golf courses occupied by giant pricks full of hot air already?
It's official: Kornheiser's out, Gruden's in. While this sadly heralds the end of the SHUT THE FUCK UP KORNHEISER era in our den of football worship, at least now I can save some coin and retire this url. So long, you fish-faced combover gasbag.
By: dave
Monday, May 18th 2009 (9:01am)
The big news around town today is that the Phoenix Coyotes are filing bankruptcy and closing up shop. Good riddance, I say, I've never forgiven the NHL for turning their backs on the fans for a whole season over salary cap negotiations. At least we still have the Roadrunners in the ECHL to give us our hockey fix.
Oh fuck.
By: dave
Wednesday, May 6th 2009 (8:41am)
The Dallas Cowboys' practice facility collapsed in on itself while the football team was practicing - and the whole thing was caught on video from within.
By: dave
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