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Brilliant headline, huh?
Duh, in related news, the Russians might be trying to hide their tanks on land.
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, Sep 1st 2015 (9:29am)
Imagine how much an unlimited-use lifetime first-class airline pass would be worth -one in which you could take a companion of your choice on each flight.
By: spam_vigilante
Wednesday, May 9th 2012 (4:06am) | Thanks: mefi
Capitalization makes all the difference in the world.
By: spam_vigilante
Friday, Sep 10th 2010 (1:47pm) | Thanks: miss c
Short reads they are, and obviously not news. Link 1 and Link 2. But those spam ads for penis enlargers are placing the senders and sellers at risk for litigation.
By: spam_vigilante
Sunday, Aug 8th 2010 (11:47am)
I double-dog-dare you to steal my identity! See, you can't do it with Lifelock! It's the best identity protection serv... Done.

Fuck.
By: timmy242
Wednesday, May 28th 2008 (1:39pm)
Botox treatments proven to be really really bad for you.
By: dave
Wednesday, Apr 16th 2008 (4:32am)
...only outlaws will have Super Nutty Ho-Hos. The ban on junk food in public schools has predictably led to a vast black market, creating a gold mine for on-campus sugar pushers.
By: dave
Monday, Mar 24th 2008 (6:06am)
Gotta love those wacky warning labels.
By: justascosh
Monday, Mar 3rd 2008 (4:21am)
If you're not named Al Jolson, you should think hard before putting on the blackface.

What a bonehead!
By: Mr._Dog
Thursday, Nov 8th 2007 (4:30am)
Hard to believe, but it's true!
By: Mr._Dog
Tuesday, Sep 4th 2007 (3:08pm)
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Legendary lion-tamers Siegfried and Roy have made a shocking announcement.
By: boho-daddy
Friday, Aug 17th 2007 (2:18pm)
PepsiCo to come clean on Aquafina water source
By: boho-daddy
Saturday, Jul 28th 2007 (10:56am)
The Angry White Male has been replaced by the Angry Female Blogger. For further info, see feminism post below.
By: boho-daddy
Friday, Mar 30th 2007 (2:06pm)
A study by a child specialist in the British city of Nottingham has found that children wearing superhero costumes have a higher chance of being injured.

Observations:

1: for some reason, this story reminded me of a book I read long long ago called The Kryptonite Kid. Check it.

2: Nice google ads, considering the subject matter
By: Dave
Monday, Mar 19th 2007 (12:04am)
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I can't understand why so many smart people spend millions of dollars so that other smart people can study the obvious.

sigh.
By: Mr._Dog
Sunday, Sep 3rd 2006 (2:30pm)
Much condolences to our recent victim of home cookery. Our sympathy goes out to ya, knowing that your instance of misfortune probably had nothing to do with the holidays.
Here, on the other hand, are helpful hints for those who wish to avoid a warming holiday house fire.
Those ever helpful folks at FEMA have some things to say about fire safety during the holidays.
Hell, even the Navy weighs in on the issue.
My favorite bit of holiday "no shit" wisdom comes from the Benny Hinn ministry.

Merry Fucking Christmas, Fuckos!
By: timmy242
Tuesday, Dec 20th 2005 (6:34am)
A report released Tuesday by the CIA's Office of the Inspector General revealed that the CIA has mistakenly obscured hundreds of thousands of pages of critical intelligence information.
By: Mr._Dog
Friday, Dec 2nd 2005 (4:04pm)
no shit, where did you think I have been for the last week?!?!!
By: J20
Wednesday, Nov 23rd 2005 (8:13pm)
The New Orleans airport is closed!
By: Mr._Dog
Wednesday, Aug 31st 2005 (6:08pm)
An attempt to erect the world's largest popsicle in a city square ended with a scene straight out of a disaster film - but much stickier.
By: Sunny
Wednesday, Jun 22nd 2005 (3:22pm)
Think you might be infertile? Try having sex!
By: boho-daddy
Tuesday, Jun 1st 2004 (5:34pm)
Beat the shit out of em! (fuck off, I know its a repeat you anal cunts!)

Afraid of the legal repercussions? Try Spare-Rods.com.
By: Hellvis
Saturday, May 1st 2004 (1:29pm)
Why don't we nuke hurricanes?
By: Dave
Friday, Sep 19th 2003 (12:01am)
You know, when you have a picture, of a man who was arrested after he shipped himself to Texas, you would think that is the stupidity RIGHT THERE. But OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH no the folks at Yahoo have topped that! Do you see it?
By: faedra
Tuesday, Sep 9th 2003 (10:10pm)
Apart from the fact that it's just fucking gross, having that slab of steel in your tongue also attracts lightning.
By: Dave
Friday, Jul 11th 2003 (12:12am)
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