Hey, remember how Luke and the rebels went zipping thru the trench that goes around the middle of the Death Star to get to the exhaust port that leads to the reactor that makes the whole thing go FOOM? Yeah, that's not where you thought it was. It's nowhere near the equator, and they even showed you that in the pre-attack meeting.
By: dave
Thursday, Jan 26th 2017 (12:00am)
A Bad Lip Reading of The Empire Strikes Back.
By: spam_vigilante
Wednesday, Jan 25th 2017 (12:00am)
Man, they really know how to promote Rogue One in the Philippines. CAUTION: warm fuzzies abound.
By: dave
Friday, Dec 9th 2016 (12:00am)
Let R2 help you navigate your mornings more successfully with this Star Wars R2-D2 Coffee Press. He's happy to help a human in need. Put your grounds and boiling water in his glass body, brew for a few minutes, plunge, and he'll serve up 32 oz. of piping hot coffee. For folks playing along at home, that's 4 cups, so even if your motivator is so bad that the Jawas put you back on the scrap heap, he can still get you going.
By: dave
Tuesday, Oct 4th 2016 (12:01am) | Thanks: Sunny
My single favorite line in Star Wars: The Force Awakens is when C3P0 re-introduces himself to Han Solo by saying "You probably don't recognize me because of the red arm." I almost peed in the theater.

So yeah, what was the story with his red arm? Turns out it wasn't just a throwaway gag but a nod to something much deeper and philosophically challenging - the sentience of droids and their station in the universe.
By: dave
Monday, Jul 18th 2016 (12:03am) | Thanks: mefi
A beautiful glassware set based on planets, a moon and a space station From the Star Wars universe.
By: spam_vigilante
Friday, Jul 1st 2016 (12:01am)
A team of animators have recreated the teaser trailer for Rogue One: A Star Wars Story in LEGO. They have also released a side by side comparison, abehind the scenes video and VFX breakdown for the animation.
By: spam_vigilante
Sunday, May 8th 2016 (12:00am)
A while back the intarwebs were suddenly taken by a craze for garlic bread (possibly originating from this facebook post in 2011) and that craze kicked into high gear with this phony tweet from DMX and gave us memetic gems like this and this.

Really, it was just a matter of time before the craze crashed into The Force Awakens. Glorious.
By: dave
Thursday, Apr 14th 2016 (12:05am)
This experience is only intended for people(s) not currently GEORGE LUCAS. If you are currently GEORGE LUCAS, please identify yourself as such below. Thank you.
By: dave
Friday, Feb 26th 2016 (12:01am) | Thanks: mefi
It may be breaking box-office records all over the globe, but not in China - the latest Star Wars movie just got outperformed there by the low-budget animated movie Boonie Bears 3.
By: dave
Friday, Jan 22nd 2016 (12:01am) | Thanks: waygroovy
For our friend who can't get enough Star Wars junk, here are some items suitable for the boudoir.
Surprisingly, safe for work images ahead.
By: spam_vigilante
Monday, Jan 4th 2016 (7:28am)
Carrie Fisher's iconic metal bikini from 'Return of the Jedi' is still the stuff that haunts nerd dreams. Let's face it, Jabba the Hut wasn't the only one who was perving out on Princess Leia in this get-up. As Fisher trades barbs with a New York Post critic over her appearance in 'The Force Awakens', it's worth looking back at a 27-year-old Fisher romping in the surf in this stunningly strange 1983 photo shoot for Rolling Stone.
By: dave
Monday, Jan 4th 2016 (12:01am)
Star Wars Intro Creator is a wonderful website, developed by Bruno Orlandi and based on the work of Tim Pietrusky, that allows users to write their own adventures and display them as a classic Star Wars style opening crawl.
Here is mine.
Make your own.
By: spam_vigilante
Sunday, Jan 3rd 2016 (12:01am)
Reviewer Peter K. Rosenthal explains why The Force Awakens can never live up to his memories of A New Hope, but may hold the promise of similar memory for today's generation.
By: dave
Thursday, Dec 24th 2015 (1:21pm)
anticipation enough of this waiting
i cannot wait for this force awakens
inside of my soul this ticket i hold
let's pile in a car and go to the show
By: dave
Thursday, Dec 17th 2015 (12:07am) | Thanks: Pilgrymm
So you're all excited about that new Star Wars release but have to check up on the viability of some of that story. Or, perhaps you simply need a good reference about the whole Star Wars franchise. You now have your own wiki. Presenting Wookieepedia.
By: spam_vigilante
Thursday, Dec 17th 2015 (12:07am)
The New Orleans Swamp Donkeys perform old-fashioned jazz covers of Star Wars music.
By: spam_vigilante
Friday, Dec 11th 2015 (1:39am)
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The Amsterdam-based company, Snurk, has created a fantastic Star Wars-themed bedding that turns kids into either Darth Vader or Chewbacca. The Darth Vader and Chewie bedding sets are available to purchase online from the J.Crew website.
By: spam_vigilante
Thursday, Nov 26th 2015 (1:30am)
While there have been scads of redubs of Star Wars, this one actually made me laugh a couple times. GO!
By: dave
Friday, Nov 13th 2015 (12:09am) | Thanks: jt wood
Everyone's bitching about how there's been no sign of Luke Skywalker in any of the trailers for the new flick. For fuck's sake, people, pay attention. He's in EVERY scene!
By: dave
Thursday, Oct 29th 2015 (12:00am) | Thanks: beppo
Charley Locke has some revelations to share about Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope.
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, Sep 29th 2015 (4:04am) | Thanks: Miss C
The duo behind The LEGO Movie will direct an early tale of the smuggler-turned-hero, with a screenplay by Lawrence and Jon Kasdan. The story focuses on how young Han Solo became the smuggler, thief, and scoundrel whom Luke Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi first encountered in the cantina at Mos Eisley.
By: dave
Wednesday, Jul 8th 2015 (12:01am)
Paris, France-based artist Nicolas Amiard of the BETC ad agency has digitally inserted images of wrecked Star Wars spaceships into actual photos of major cities around the world. A destroyed Imperial Star Destroyer ends its journey in Paris, the legendary Millennium Falcon gets stuck in New York City, and more. Amiard's entire series of images are available to view on Behance.
By: spam_vigilante
Wednesday, Jun 24th 2015 (12:05am)
China has become one with the Force by showing the original "Star Wars" film at cinemas for the first time, nearly four decades after it became a global hit and cornerstone of Western popular culture.
By: dave
Tuesday, Jun 16th 2015 (9:13am) | Thanks: reddit

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