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A carload of zombies flipped over on the freeway in Portland. Most were taken to the hospital with 'non-life-threatening' injuries, but police suspect that some escaped.
By: dave
Monday, Jul 12th 2010 (12:07am) (more) [Comments: 0]
Southwest airlines baggage handlers discovered some poorly-packaged items that upon investigation turned out to be 40 to 60 human heads.
By: dave
Tuesday, Jun 22nd 2010 (12:06am)
British Petroleum tried last week to cap the geyser of oil that's sludging up the Gulf of Mexico with a big concrete dome that would seal most of the leak and allow the runoff to be pumped up to a tanker. Well, that failed, and now they're looking at maybe stuffing up the leak with tires and golf balls.
By: dave
Monday, May 10th 2010 (6:06am)
You know that big underwater oil geyser that's turning the Gulf of Mexico into a lava lamp? The Soviets say we should nuke it. They should know, after all, they do it all the time. What could possibly go wrong?
Citing concerns about hidden pipe bombs, NYPD cut the locks and confiscated hundreds of bicycles along the president's parade route. Next time, Earth Day enthusiasts should probably drive a car.
By: dave
Friday, Apr 23rd 2010 (6:05am) | Thanks: lee
That's about all they could say. Crikey!
By: Mr._Dog
Saturday, Mar 20th 2010 (2:06pm) | Thanks: Kevin Henkes (more) [Comments: 0]
Excruciating up-to-the-minute coverage of some irrelevant bullshit story that has no ramifications whatsoever.
By: spam_vigilante
Thursday, Mar 11th 2010 (9:57am) | Thanks: RM
A quadriplegic AC/DC fan suffered serious facial injuries when a mate accidentally hit the joystick of his motorized wheelchair and catapulted him into the mosh pit.
By: dave
Tuesday, Mar 2nd 2010 (4:45am)
A bunch of pissed-off dairy farmers took to the streets of Brussels to protest plummeting milk prices. Then things got ugly.
By: dave
Thursday, Oct 8th 2009 (5:31am)
Bostonians value cell phones over sex. Talk about getting the warm shoulder.
By: ZiB
Tuesday, Oct 6th 2009 (10:49am)
A New Zealand surfer escaped death in the Samoan tsunami by riding out the giant waves that surged over the Pacific Island.
I'm reminded of a passage from one of my favorite all-time books. Excerpt after the jump.
By: dave
Friday, Oct 2nd 2009 (6:30am) (more) [Comments: 0]
Going through security at the airport is about to get a whole lot more interesting thanks to this guy.
By: dave
Friday, Sep 4th 2009 (12:15am)
A Russian woman has set a new world record, lifting a 14-kg. glass ball with her vagina muscles.
By: dave
Wednesday, Jul 8th 2009 (5:00am)
...monkey do not photo.
Junior minister Sion Simon suggested that unlikely Britain's Got Talent singing sensation Susan Boyle is to blame:
I'm not saying Susan Boyle caused swine flu. I'm just saying that nobody had swine flu, she sang on TV, people got swine flu.
By: dave
Friday, May 1st 2009 (7:17am)
Lance, Inc, the company that makes those peanut butter/cheese cracker packs you always found in rural gas station vending machines, bought the Archway Company (the parent company of Mother's) at a bankruptcy auction and has promptly begun re-hiring the former employees, letting them keep their pay rate and seniority, with benefits from day 1.
Not only that, the employees who have yet to be re-hired (but will, they intend to re-hire the entire staff) were given a $1500 prepaid debit card to help get them through the holidays: David Singer, CEO of Lance, says the gift cards were a way of letting Ashland know the new owners are different. "We wouldn't do it willy-nilly," Singer says. "We do want to make money. But this is the pool of folks that we intend to hire. We just wanted to let them know who we were." This gives me warm fuzzies for all kinds of reasons. Happy holiday, everyone.
By: dave
Thursday, Dec 25th 2008 (12:18am) | Thanks: sproutster
Ankeny, Iowa is a suburb of Des Moines. It's like any other town - except for one important distinction. City crews are out spreading garlic salt on the streets.
By: dave
Thursday, Dec 18th 2008 (5:32am)
A toddler lost in the Virginia woods was back home safe Sunday thanks to two puppies who kept him warm through a harrowing night of freezing temperatures.
By: dave
Tuesday, Dec 9th 2008 (12:37am) |
????????????????? Nirvana - Drain you [Live] Eddie Murphy Delirious (1983)
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