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As state after state has legalized marijuana in one way or another, big names in corporate America have stayed away entirely. Marijuana, after all, is still illegal, according to the federal government. But Microsoft is breaking the corporate taboo on pot this week by announcing a partnership to begin offering software that tracks marijuana plants from "seed to sale," as the pot industry puts it.
By: dave
Friday, Jun 17th 2016 (12:00am)
Our friends in Redmond claim that it's due to the abuse of a few users but I call this swindle bait and switch.
By: spam_vigilante
Monday, Apr 25th 2016 (12:00am)
A day after Microsoft introduced an innocent Artificial Intelligence chat robot to Twitter it has had to delete it after it transformed into an evil Hitler-loving, incestual sex-promoting, 'Bush did 9/11'-proclaiming robot.
By: dave
Friday, Mar 25th 2016 (12:02am) | Thanks: ryan
Los Angeles Clippers owner Steve Ballmer gave out his email address at wild pep rally. Crashed his $2 billion toy's server with spam.
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, Aug 19th 2014 (3:43am)
Microsoft made it official. They have migrated all of their accounts to the new Outlook.com (and I yawn at the news).
By: spam_vigilante
Monday, May 6th 2013 (10:47am) | Thanks: Daily What
Tad, head salesmean for VMlimited, attempts to deliver some deep cloud wisdom despite being stuck in a virt world. His critics say he's stuck in the past and peddling cloud solutions that are as outdated as his wardrobe.
By: dave
Tuesday, May 1st 2012 (10:38am) | Thanks: jasonxoc
Back in 1995, Bill Gates whipped out this memo regarding the importance and future of the web to the executive staff at Microsoft. He may have been on to something, after all.
By: dave
Monday, Jul 25th 2011 (9:26am) | Thanks: funk
It's been a long time coming, and webdevs around the world can rejoice. IE usage just fell below 50%!
By: dave
Thursday, Oct 7th 2010 (12:03am)
You know what happens when Mr. Big Stuff Steve Jobs has a palaver with Mr. Bigger Stuff Bill Gates? A deeply insightful exchange on economics and technology.
By: dave
Thursday, May 20th 2010 (12:07am)
"Malaria is spread by mosquitoes," Gates said while opening a jar onstage at a gathering known to attract technology kings, politicians, and Hollywood stars.

"I brought some. Here I'll let them roam around. There is no reason only poor people should be infected."
By: dave
Friday, Feb 6th 2009 (12:24am) | Thanks: ladyalthea
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy wants to give the mommy a special gift.
By: dave
Wednesday, Jan 9th 2008 (5:01am)
Microsoft honcho and goofy fuck Steve Ballmer needs help getting his costume together for Halloween! Give him a hand!
By: dave
Wednesday, Oct 31st 2007 (6:17am)
Don't. Just... don't.
By: Dave
Wednesday, Mar 21st 2007 (8:49am)
Microsoft's new peek at ActiveX breaks Flash interactivity on purpose. Here's why.
By: Dave
Monday, Mar 20th 2006 (5:26am)
If you like things free and you trust microsoft, you can get yourself a free USB stick.
By: B-Man
Thursday, Mar 2nd 2006 (12:07am)
Hate MSN popping up and asking you to sign up? Here is the tutorial to remove it.
By: J20
Sunday, Oct 23rd 2005 (8:54pm)
For the first time, the Windows operating system will wall off some audio and video processes almost completely from users and outside programmers, in hopes of making them harder for hackers to reach. The company is establishing digital security checks that could even shut off a computer's connections to some monitors or televisions if antipiracy procedures that stop high-quality video copying aren't in place.

Huh. My 98se mandate just keeps lookin' better and better.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Aug 30th 2005 (7:51am)
A coupla pix from the 1983 Teen Beat photo spread. Gates was a teenage heartthrob?
By: Dave
Monday, Jan 17th 2005 (5:38am)
Do you have an entire department plus special software helping you out?

Bill Gates does, loser!
By: Mr._Dog
Thursday, Nov 18th 2004 (6:14pm)
Check out monkeyboy Steve Ballmer shuckin' and jivin' Windows 1.0! Nice jacket, bub!
By: Dave
Monday, Sep 13th 2004 (12:08am)
Microsoft's Windows XP Service Pack Two (SP2) is looking increasingly cursed after the release date appears to have slipped again - if only by a few days.
By: J20
Friday, Aug 6th 2004 (8:09am)
Billyboy's out shopping again - this time, he's looking to pick up Nintendo.
By: Dave
Thursday, Aug 5th 2004 (6:29am)
The SphereXP is a 3D desktop replacement for Microsoft Windows XP. Taking the known concept of three-dimensional desktops to its own level. It offers a new way to organize objects on the desktop such a icons and applications.
By: J20
Sunday, Apr 4th 2004 (8:56pm)
Ever wonder what most people use their computers for? Curious about the tech industry's newest, spiffiest invention? Been asking yourself 'Self, how do these dang-blasted machines work, anyhow?'

Well, wonder no more!

I present to you, dear davelog reader, an exclusive behind the scenes look at Microsoft!
By: scooter1979
Monday, Mar 29th 2004 (5:28pm)
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