"Hey! Can’t you see I’m fappin' here?" A New Jersey man was arrested Thursday evening after parking his Dodge minivan in the middle of the Lincoln Tunnel to masturbate, reports New York.
Sunday, May 14th 2017 (1:42am)
Federal authorities are investigating whether a former Cabot Creamery employee committed what could be one of the Vermontiest crimes ever: stealing parts from a major Vermont cheese company to make maple syrup manufacturing machines.
Why would someone go around shaving other people's cats? The mystery has the attention of police in Waynesboro, a small city in Virginia's Shenandoah Valley where someone has been taking cats and precisely shaving their underbellies or legs. It's happened to seven cats since December.
Monday, May 1st 2017 (12:00am) | Thanks: my user name
When Chris Peak was sentenced Thursday for robbing $347 from a Fort Lauderdale bank, he calmly begged the judge to give him the maximum punishment.
Wednesday, Apr 12th 2017 (12:02am)
Police are using a few puns in an effort to bring attention to a large lettuce theft in Hamilton. In a release Tuesday, they ask the public to "romaine calm" after the heist. Investigators say a truck and refrigerated trailer containing $45,000 worth of lettuce was taken.
Thursday, Apr 6th 2017 (12:00am)
Someone has been hiding empty A.1. steak sauce bottles throughout the Avon Lake Public Library and no one knows why. Dan Cotton, the library's page supervisor, said 28 of the 10-ounce bottles have turned up since he found the first one Jan. 11 hidden among the library's newspapers.
Thursday, Mar 16th 2017 (12:00am)
A Canadian man has been sentenced to 30 months in prison after a judge ruled that he stole gold from the Royal Canadian Mint. According to Ontario, Canada-based 570 News, Leston Lawrence, 35, hid the gold "pucks" in his rectum in order to bypass metal detectors.
Friday, Feb 3rd 2017 (12:01am) | Thanks: oma
"At one point, he cornered the hot chocolate market," Fishman told MarketWatch. "He bought up every package of Swiss Miss from the commissary and sold it for a profit in the prison yard. He made it so that, if you wanted any, you had to go through Bernie."
An armed man walked into a sex toy and lingerie store in San Bernardino, California on Wednesday night and attempted to rob the cash registers behind the sales counter while workers were closing the shop. The robber's plans were quickly foiled when the two Lotions & Lace employees unleashed a barrage of flying dildos and masturbation toys at the suspect.
Tuesday, Dec 20th 2016 (12:33am) | Thanks: swimfan
Three men, named Tupac, Robin Williams and Erick Harris, were arrested in Payson, Arizona on suspicion of possessing nearly $70,000 of marijuana.
Friday, Dec 9th 2016 (10:31am) | Thanks: bunny
An air horn that sounds like a train has been terrorizing the residents of El Segundo for weeks, but police in the Southern California city have just arrested a man in connection with the noise - with air horn equipment inside his car, they say.
Thursday, Nov 17th 2016 (12:01am) | Thanks: Heferito
A note warning people about snitches led police to discover that the owner of the residence was dealing drugs.
Deputies for the Fayette County Sheriff's Department responded to a joyriding complaint at a residence in Oak Hill, West Virginia at approximately 10:15 a.m. on Thursday.
Sunday, Oct 9th 2016 (6:58am)
On March 16th, 2015, two hikers named Codey Foster and Dusten Ray Gill licked a tricolor bat in violation of federal law. The bat was hibernating in the Bowden Cave in West Virginia's Monongahela National Forest, remote enough that if the hikers had kept their bat-licking escapade to themselves, no one might ever have discovered the crime. Unfortunately for the duo, they also spray-painted their names on the cave wall and uploaded evidence of the crime to Facebook.
Thursday, Aug 25th 2016 (12:05am) | Thanks: jedi clampett
A purchasing agent for the Las Vegas Valley Water District allegedly stole $6.7 million worth of printer ink cartridges and toner, shipped it to a reseller in New Jersey and profited in the skimming scam.
Thursday, Aug 4th 2016 (12:01am)
In this bar fight at one of Key West's most famous watering holes, it wasn't a spilled drink or sleazy advance on someone's wife that led to blows. According to the police report, a fight broke out between two couples this week when someone, who Friday remained unidentified, allegedly broke wind inside Sloppy Joe's, 201 Duval St.
A vegan cafe in the historic center of Tbilisi was forced to cancel an English-language film screening over the weekend when a group described by witnesses as far-right extremists threw meat into patrons' vegan dinners and started a brawl.
Tuesday, May 31st 2016 (12:00am)
Best multi-word-named classic rock band that's commonly referred to by a single word:
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