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Police have arrested a third person in connection with the murder of Samuel Boob. Boob was shot and killed at his home in Potter Township, Centre County, on the morning of August 23rd, 2009. Kermit Butts, 26, of Madisonburg, is accused of driving the suspected killer to and from the crime scene on the morning of the killing.
By: dave
Tuesday, Sep 7th 2010 (12:14am) (more) [Comments: 0]
After busting a local counterfeiting operation, New Albany police issued the following statement:
"We have information allegedly that leads us to believe that a lot of this counterfeit money was going to buy drugs. What we are asking today is we want all the drug dealers to call us. We want to get all of your information and exactly what happened there. We want to see what we can do to try and help you. Trust us. Call us."
Be sure you have the ACLU on speed dial. It may be against the law.
By: Mr._Dog
Wednesday, Jul 21st 2010 (2:40pm)
A Mesa woman greeted police officers in the nude and holding a beer after allegedly vandalizing her boyfriend's car with a dog leash.
By: dave
Friday, Jul 16th 2010 (12:15am)
74-year-old Joy Cassidy's reign of terror has ended as authorities have apprehended her on suspicion of committing a laundry list of condiment-related literary crimes.
By: dave
Wednesday, Jul 14th 2010 (12:07am)
It's no secret that you don't need to be a rocket scientist to rob little old women, but it does help if you can at least manage to hold on to your gun and cellphone while in the commission of the crime.
There are certain telltale signs that indicate criminal tendencies. Although they don't absolutely identify someone as a crook individually, statistics show that the more indicators that are present in conjunction with each other on a single subject greatly increase the likelihood of a correct assessment.
These signs include having a shaved head, facial tattoos, and humping a cop car.
By: dave
Thursday, Jul 1st 2010 (12:07am)
A would-be saboteur arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland made the bizarre claim that he was from the future. Eloi Cole, a strangely dressed young man, said that he had traveled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world.
By: dave
Thursday, Jun 24th 2010 (12:09am)
Authorities said a 74-year-old Boise woman arrested after pouring mayonnaise in the Ada County library's book drop box is a person of interest in at least 10 other condiment-related crimes.
By: dave
Wednesday, Jun 16th 2010 (6:04am)
A member of staff at one of Britain's top restaurants has been arrested after two chefs alleged they were assaulted while working in the kitchen. He alleges he saw another chef being punished by being held aloft by his legs and having his head dunked in a vat of lukewarm broccoli and Stilton soup which was later served to guests at the Star Inn at Harome, North Yorkshire.
By: dave
Tuesday, Jun 15th 2010 (12:06am) | Thanks: arbroath
The Brevard County doctor who was arrested for groping a woman while dressed as Captain America with a burrito in his pants will not go to jail.
By: dave
Tuesday, May 25th 2010 (12:05am) | Thanks: jai dubs
Marketing Specialist Eric Gorde said the truck was full of its spring line of merchandise such as "lingerie, dancewear, club wear, toys, lube and all kinds of romantic stuff." The truck was recovered on Monday, but all the product is still missing.
By: dave
Friday, May 14th 2010 (6:23am)
A TSA worker in Miami was arrested when he "lost his mind" and attacked a colleague who repeatedly made fun of his small penis after the security screener walked through a high-tech scanner that showed his genitalia, according to Miami-Dade police.
I wonder if they'll continue to claim that the scanners don't show embarrassing images of the passengers.
By: dave
Friday, May 7th 2010 (6:47am)
Spiderman foils a would-be thief as Star Wars Jedi Knights block the escape route and superhero The Flash looks on.
By: dave
Monday, May 3rd 2010 (5:11am)
A Florida man was sentenced to 15 years in jail for trying to break into a prison. The brilliant judge could have really punished him by letting him go.
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, Apr 20th 2010 (3:57am)
Escaped Argentinian badguys Max and Ariel have evaded the... um... fuzz for the past week thanks to some regional camouflage.
By: dave
Wednesday, Apr 14th 2010 (12:07am)
Two men attempted to rob and car jack a Domino's Pizza delivery driver in Fountain HIll just after midnight, but fled when they noticed the vehicle had a manual transmission, according to police.
By: dave
Tuesday, Apr 6th 2010 (12:05am) | Thanks: brady
A Pennsylvania man was arrested after the attempted resuscitation of... just read it.
By: Mr._Dog
Saturday, Mar 27th 2010 (6:27am) (more) [Comments: 7]
Timothy Flood is one seriously fucked up dude.
By: dave
Monday, Mar 22nd 2010 (12:04am) | Thanks: arbroath
A man who assaulted a female police officer with his penis has been fined. Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way.
You may wish to keep it to yourself, however. The celly talker may have some friends, and they may have meat thermometers.
By: dave
Tuesday, Mar 9th 2010 (4:13am) |
Most peoples hair stops growing at 3 ft 91 cm. ????????????????? Rush - Cygnus X-1 Enemy Mine (1985)
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