It's not a stretch to say that a foreskin isn't the first place one would think of hiding drugs. But when you’re naked in a parking lot, and you're about to be arrested, you find ways to improvise. At least Joshua Hare did.
Tuesday, Jul 10th 2018 (5:41am) | Thanks: AdmrlCapnPrwlr
It turns out that it's relatively easy to steal and spoof your keyless entry and or remote start features of your car's key fob.
If you're not willing to invest in a Faraday bag to keep it safe, you could pop it into some aluminum foil, or an old coffee can, or both.
Monday, Jul 9th 2018 (12:00am)
Terrelle Johnson confessed to killing his mother the morning after her decapitated body was found June 6 in their backyard in Stone County, a sheriff's deputy testified at a preliminary hearing Wednesday afternoon.
Friday, Jun 29th 2018 (12:00am) | Thanks: JaiDubs
Wetumpka, Ala. – Shortly after fire crews responded to an alleged arson at a local Church’s Chicken late last night, one member of the Alabama black metal scene came forward to claim responsibility for the blaze.
When asked about his issue with Church’s Chicken directly, Nyxx explained, “That place is the lovechild of the two things in this world I despise most: Processed meat stripped from abused and inhumanely treated animals, and organized religion. I saw it as a sort of ‘two birds, one stone’ opportunity. Anyone who bows to an empty God or eats a bucket of drumsticks for dinner is part of America’s biggest problem. You people are why I want to just move to the dark woods of Norway and be done with this hellhole of a country.”
Tuesday, May 29th 2018 (2:03am)
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As federal crimes go, this one seems to have been ridiculously easy to pull off. Dushaun Henderson-Spruce submitted a U.S. Postal Service change of address form on Oct. 26, 2017, according to court documents. He requested changing a corporation's mailing address from an address in Atlanta to the address of his apartment on Chicago's North Side.
A 42-year-old Pennsylvania man is facing an assault and harassment charges after allegedly beating his mother with a Star Wars light saber, according to court records.
Thursday, May 10th 2018 (12:00am) | Thanks: jedi clampett
Criminals launched a swarm of drones at an FBI rescue team during an unspecified hostage situation near a large U.S. city, confusing law enforcement. The criminals flew the drones at high speed over the heads of FBI agents to drive them away while also shooting video that they then uploaded to YouTube as a way to alert other nearby criminal members about law enforcement’s location.
Gunmen on water scooters shot at a roving vendor on a beach in Cancun's glittering hotel zone Thursday, an incident believed to be unprecedented for the Caribbean city. Nobody was wounded.
Monday, Apr 23rd 2018 (12:00am) | Thanks: BillNye
A Florida man desperate to get his beer Friday used hot dogs and a corn dog stick to attack a gas station clerk, police said Monday. Cavan McDaniel, 35, threw hot dogs and poked the female clerk with a corn dog stick at Petro gas station in Marion County, officials said. McDaniel’s bizarre outbreak allegedly began after the clerk refused to sell him beer.
Thursday, Feb 22nd 2018 (12:00am) | Thanks: heferito
Getting the jump on rival party hire businesses requires some lateral thinking. In the case of Awesome Party hire, police allege owner James Balcombe's burning ambition to be No.1 led him to pay an employee to go on a two-month spree torching rival party businesses. The alleged spree peaked with one blaze causing $1-million-worth of damage, destroying dozens of jumping castles, a stretch limo and a mechanical bull, amongst other equipment.
"Hey! Can’t you see I’m fappin' here?" A New Jersey man was arrested Thursday evening after parking his Dodge minivan in the middle of the Lincoln Tunnel to masturbate, reports New York.
Sunday, May 14th 2017 (1:42am)
Federal authorities are investigating whether a former Cabot Creamery employee committed what could be one of the Vermontiest crimes ever: stealing parts from a major Vermont cheese company to make maple syrup manufacturing machines.
Why would someone go around shaving other people's cats? The mystery has the attention of police in Waynesboro, a small city in Virginia's Shenandoah Valley where someone has been taking cats and precisely shaving their underbellies or legs. It's happened to seven cats since December.
Monday, May 1st 2017 (12:00am) | Thanks: my user name
When Chris Peak was sentenced Thursday for robbing $347 from a Fort Lauderdale bank, he calmly begged the judge to give him the maximum punishment.
Wednesday, Apr 12th 2017 (12:02am)
Police are using a few puns in an effort to bring attention to a large lettuce theft in Hamilton. In a release Tuesday, they ask the public to "romaine calm" after the heist. Investigators say a truck and refrigerated trailer containing $45,000 worth of lettuce was taken.
Thursday, Apr 6th 2017 (12:00am)
Someone has been hiding empty A.1. steak sauce bottles throughout the Avon Lake Public Library and no one knows why. Dan Cotton, the library's page supervisor, said 28 of the 10-ounce bottles have turned up since he found the first one Jan. 11 hidden among the library's newspapers.
Thursday, Mar 16th 2017 (12:00am)
A Canadian man has been sentenced to 30 months in prison after a judge ruled that he stole gold from the Royal Canadian Mint. According to Ontario, Canada-based 570 News, Leston Lawrence, 35, hid the gold "pucks" in his rectum in order to bypass metal detectors.
Friday, Feb 3rd 2017 (12:01am) | Thanks: oma
"At one point, he cornered the hot chocolate market," Fishman told MarketWatch. "He bought up every package of Swiss Miss from the commissary and sold it for a profit in the prison yard. He made it so that, if you wanted any, you had to go through Bernie."
An armed man walked into a sex toy and lingerie store in San Bernardino, California on Wednesday night and attempted to rob the cash registers behind the sales counter while workers were closing the shop. The robber's plans were quickly foiled when the two Lotions & Lace employees unleashed a barrage of flying dildos and masturbation toys at the suspect.
Tuesday, Dec 20th 2016 (12:33am) | Thanks: swimfan
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