After all, they don't even let the intensely strict anti-drug laws slow them down - they'll pack their noses with cow shit and styrofoam just to cop a buzz. Those nutty Maylaysians!
By: Dave
Friday, Jul 12th 2002 (12:02am)
Recreational drug users in the US are using embalming fluid to get a high - even though it is highly dangerous and can make them violent and psychotic.
By: Dave
Thursday, Jul 4th 2002 (12:06am)
If you have to pee for your paycheck and you're sweating the results, whip out the Whizzinator and pass with flying colors!
By: Dave
Saturday, Jun 29th 2002 (12:24am)
With a new pill called Modafinil, you can go 40 hours without sleep -- and see into the future!
By: Dave
Friday, Jun 28th 2002 (12:21am)
Woe to those below when the Joint Strike Fighter buzzes overhead! (buzzes, get it? I kill me)
By: Dave
Thursday, Jun 20th 2002 (12:10am)
The problem with crack is that is keeps you up all night, making it harder to maintain a normal lifestyle with work, school, banking, all kinds of daytime stuff, because you're always catching up on sleep during the daylight hours. Well, say hello to "Crack P.M.", a new cocaine product with a sleep additive that lets addicts get high but still enjoy the health benefits of a full night's rest.
By: Dave
Saturday, Jun 1st 2002 (12:03am)
If you're looking for the straight dope (har har) on recreational drugs without any bullshit, you need to read the Good Drugs Guide. Straightforward information without propoganda or cheerleading, just the facts you need to know presented in a very readable fashion. Bravo.
By: Dave
Saturday, Apr 20th 2002 (1:03am)
Before I moved out here to Phoenix, I had never seen a liquor store with a drive-thru window. I remember being greatly amused at the concept. Well, some industrious junkies in Syracuse have just gone one better: a crackhouse with a drive-thru window!
By: Dave
Tuesday, Apr 16th 2002 (10:57am)

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