I started thinking, "What could I do to make Mortal Kombat more interesting, more exciting? We've added beer and gambling. There has to be something else." Enter Xshok.
By: Dave
Wednesday, Jun 11th 2003 (12:26am)
One of the suckiest jobs that ever sucked, chicken-catching for a poultry farm, has just gotten easier and more humane thanks to the Lewis/Mola LLC's model PH2000! Say goodbye to your archaic pneumatic chicken suckers!
By: Dave
Friday, Jun 6th 2003 (12:01am)
Turn it into an MP3 jukebox!
By: Dave
Thursday, May 1st 2003 (6:38am)
The You’re In Control system uses computation to enhance the act of urination. Sensors in the back of a urinal detect the position of a stream of urine, enabling people to play interactive games on a screen mounted above the urinal.
By: Dave
Wednesday, Apr 30th 2003 (12:03am)
This is probably more about me than you'd want to know, but thanks to the wireless network in my house, I can (and often do) surf the web on the toilet. Thanks to the wonders of technology, however, this process can be simplified even more - even to the point of printing on the toilet paper.
By: Dave
Monday, Apr 7th 2003 (12:41am)
...and thanks to TechTV, you get to see its untimely demise.
By: Dave
Monday, Mar 10th 2003 (2:08am)
Working in an electrical store in sunny Croydon, I get the opportunity to play with lots of expensive gadgets without actually having to pay for them. To help break the monotony one quiet day, I fixed a £400 digital camera onto a £10 remote control car using electrical tape and set off to harrass pigeons.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Mar 4th 2003 (12:25am)
So you think you have telemarketers blocked with your handy dandy Tele-Zapper? WRONG!

Someone kill these people now.
By: Scott
Friday, Feb 28th 2003 (6:52pm)
A Japanese scientist has developed a coat which appears to make the wearer invisible.
By: Dave
Thursday, Feb 6th 2003 (12:20am)
Niki Passath, 25, has unveiled his creation, which he calls Freddy, at a hi-tech fair in Vienna.
By: Hellvis
Sunday, Dec 1st 2002 (10:48pm)
The moment I pulled the PS3 from its protective styrofoam casing, I could already tell that I held in my trembling hands not only the most powerful and awe-inspiring game machine ever made, but the most incredibly important and cosmically significant invention of all time.
By: Scott
Tuesday, Nov 26th 2002 (2:25pm)
Ever wonder how guided missles work? It's not as complicated as you'd think. Listen to this simple explaination and amaze your friends with your new-found knowledge.
By: Dave
Thursday, Sep 5th 2002 (12:16am)
An enterprising young man has managed to run his appliances faster by overclocking the electrical system in his house. Toast gets done faster, beverages get colder and clothes spin dry at the speed of light, well, almost.
By: Dave
Monday, Aug 26th 2002 (12:07am)
Ah, the wonders of science - behold mankind's latest innovation, a device that translates dog barks into speech. Maybe I'm just jaded, but I really don't need to hear Rex say "TANGY!" when he comes up for air after cleaning his carrot.
By: Dave
Monday, May 13th 2002 (12:49am)
The practical application of technology strikes again! This time, with the ABOR, better known as the Autonomous Beer-Opening Robot. Church keys are SO five minutes ago!
By: Dave
Friday, May 3rd 2002 (12:02am)

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