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Two politicians... One house... One scary-ass game of The Sims.
By: scooter1979
Monday, Nov 1st 2004 (6:06pm)
Thinking of voting intependant, like, say, for Nader? Miffed that he wasn't included in the debates? Well fret no more, because now you can watch Ralphie face off with Bush and Kerry on DVD!
By: Dave
Saturday, Oct 30th 2004 (7:37pm)
If the world could vote for our president, who would they pick?
By: Dave
Tuesday, Oct 26th 2004 (6:46am)
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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, cats and squirrels, get it here before you get it in email from everyone you know and everyone they know! The dudes from JibJab who brought you "This Land" (if you haven't seen it, welcome to your first day online...) have made their triumphant return (sure to be over-distributed, but remember, you saw it here first!!!)!

We give to you... drumroll, bitches...

Good To Be In DC!
By: scooter1979
Friday, Oct 8th 2004 (7:33am)
This is not being posted as a game, or just another reason to get smashed. This is being posted as a public service. You see, extensive testing at Davelog Labs has shown that the only way to swallow tonight's, umm, "debate," is to swallow lots of booze. And, in staying with the theme of "Choice" in this election season, we offer you the choice of two services. Drink up America!

Public Service #1 | Public Service #2
By: scooter1979
Thursday, Sep 30th 2004 (3:11pm)
By definition, a debate is a free exchange of ideas and questions. Too bad that has no bearing whatsoever on the dog and pony show we'll get treated to tomorrow night. Check out these Top 10 Secrets They Don't Want You To Know About the Debates, and then weep for democracy... because it ain't happening here, bub.
By: Dave
Wednesday, Sep 29th 2004 (11:37am)
Black Box Voting has uncovered some disturbing things about the new Diebold voting system that will be used in more than 30 states - the data stores use an MS Access database which can be modified with Notepad, hidden programs within the system specifically for vote manipulation, and possibly most disturbing, that a chimpanzee can erase the trail of accountability just by mashing on the keyboard.

I strongly suggest voting absentee - at least then, there's a paper trail. There WILL be challenges to whatever outcome this election produces.
By: Dave
Friday, Sep 24th 2004 (6:24am)
pulp/'pelp/n. 1. A soft, moist, shapeless mass of matter.

politician/'werm/n. 1. A sketchy, slimy, spineless mass of matter.

A film (not) by Quentin Tarantino:

Pulp Politicians
By: scooter1979
Monday, Sep 20th 2004 (6:48pm)
Just so I can still hear stuff like this.
By: Scott
Monday, Sep 13th 2004 (11:12am)
If he's done nothing else this term, W has at least inspired more Americans to vote this election than any in the past - are you registered? (mildly NSFW)
By: Dave
Tuesday, Sep 7th 2004 (6:26am)
Granted, the intarweb is not a truly accurate cross-section of the world's population as a whole, but one could still draw some strong conclusions of how we're viewed by the rest of humanity by looking over who the world would vote for in our next election.
By: Dave
Wednesday, Sep 1st 2004 (12:15am)
The Republican National Convention is going in full swing, and the issues are taking the forefront - primarily, the issue of how to score at the convention.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Aug 31st 2004 (6:28am)
Was it really a mistake or was he just saying the truth?

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we," Bush said. "They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
By: J20
Friday, Aug 6th 2004 (8:16am)
Muahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... XXOO
By: fordotv
Tuesday, Jul 6th 2004 (7:51pm)
Uh oh.
By: Dave
Wednesday, May 12th 2004 (12:01am)
The next President masturbated into a coffin!

Seriously!
By: Hellvis
Saturday, Mar 27th 2004 (3:32pm)
Well we still can't speak for the rest, but judging by this picture John Kerry is hung like a horse! Though I am unsure why that is Good for the Jews.
By: faedra
Monday, Mar 8th 2004 (6:57pm)
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