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There's nothing I hate worse than giving a sexy line to a hottie at a bar... your eyes meet... she is waiting on your every word... and you can't remember an appropriate synonym for poop.
By: chimpy
Friday, Aug 16th 2002 (11:52pm)
One thing that really pisses me off is when I finally find a pen that I like to write with - let some tool borrow it to sign something and I never see it again. Fear not, my friends... because once again.... poo is the answer.
By: chimpy
Tuesday, Aug 6th 2002 (10:30pm)
Strange Foreign Objects Found in Dog Feces!
By: Madkow
Tuesday, Jul 16th 2002 (11:08pm)
There it was. My bowels had exploded. A log the size of a mulberry tree has ripped through my ass into the toilet below. These are the stories when poop goes bad!
By: chimpy
Friday, Jun 21st 2002 (7:37pm)
I like Gevalia for my coffee, coke for my soda, home-grilled for my burgers, but I can't make up my mind on poop paper.
By: chimpy
Friday, Jun 21st 2002 (7:33pm)
Yeah, everything's just fine until someone has to poop so bad that madness takes over.
Been there, done that.
By: chimpy
Friday, Jun 21st 2002 (7:29pm)
If you have to stomp on the floor to pinch out a loaf, pound down a pile of kiwi fruit and you'll be spray painting the bowl in no time!
By: Dave
Friday, Jun 14th 2002 (12:30am)
By: Dave
Wednesday, Jun 5th 2002 (12:06am)
If the habits is like narcotics, we all - addicted. And I am your detox. Because I break your limiting rules. Because I'll eat your shit. I am.
By: Dave
Friday, May 31st 2002 (12:06am)
That's right! Poop Pals come complete with Gourmet Jelly Beans that Poop Pals will poop out of their REAR END !!!
By: Dave
Tuesday, May 28th 2002 (12:20am)
EnemaBag.com - your integrity based source for enema supplies and information!
By: Dave
Thursday, May 9th 2002 (12:14am)
This is probably the coolest birthday cake I have ever seen in my X years of being alive... for me to POOP on!
By: chimpy
Tuesday, May 7th 2002 (10:32pm)
When visiting Japan, don't be a clueless gaijin and forget to bring a bucket to the shower. And whatever you do don't use the fart hole bucket.
By: chimpy
Monday, May 6th 2002 (10:58pm)
Yeah lady, like none of us have ever farted while talking on the phone for Christ's sake. Sheesh.
By: chimpy
Monday, May 6th 2002 (10:53pm)
You better be REAL CAREFUL in the restroom for now on... you can slip on your own shit and die!
By: chimpy
Wednesday, Apr 24th 2002 (8:54am)
Don't you know that 2/3 of the world SQUAT while they take a dump? Here's the product to help you out.
By: chimpy
Monday, Apr 22nd 2002 (7:09pm)
Here's one from the 'sucks-to-be-those-guys' department: Sewage Truck Contents Explode.
By: Dave
Monday, Apr 15th 2002 (12:36pm)
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