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Saturday, July 6th 2002
Independence Day is not just a celebration of our country's independance from England, it's also the annual occasion for dumbasses to fuck themselves up with explosives. Sure, I used to have roman candle fights as a kid, but at least I still have my FACE.
By: Dave
Saturday, Jul 6th 2002 (12:15am)
Slap on your Lucha Libre mask, knock back some cheap gin, crank up the FHQWHGADS, and get down with your bad self!
By: Dave
Saturday, Jul 6th 2002 (12:15am)
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Friday, July 5th 2002
Ever see the movie The Fearless Vampire Killers? Classic camp all the way. Now you take some gay men with a love for musicals and sucking... and you get Dance of the Vampires! I thought they were trying to get this sort of X-Rated trash off of Broadway?
By: Scott
Friday, Jul 5th 2002 (4:39pm)
And now's my chance to show the world. Through the Beef Jerky Experiment! "What the hell is the Beef Jerky Experiment", you ask? Well click the damn link and find out!
By: Scott
Friday, Jul 5th 2002 (4:17pm)
In that case, how about Eminem's Mustang?
By: Dave
Friday, Jul 5th 2002 (9:27am)
Actually, no, but a fake HP book, titled Harry Potter and Leopard walk up to Dragon is selling like hotcakes in Japan - much to the dismay of JK Rowling. Better get on it, lady!
By: Dave
Friday, Jul 5th 2002 (1:58am)
If the dark gray on darker gray color scheme around here bugs ya, help yourself to the new cat-lovers theme - that'll brighten up your experience here.
By: Dave
Friday, Jul 5th 2002 (1:16am)
It's Frank Zappa's Rolls! And it's on eBay! Where's my credit card?
By: Dave
Friday, Jul 5th 2002 (1:08am)
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Thursday, July 4th 2002
Now why can't we have commercials like this in the States? Censorship sucks balls.
By: Scott
Thursday, Jul 4th 2002 (2:52pm)
Here's what would happen if the moon crashed into Earth. Sleep well.
By: Dave
Thursday, Jul 4th 2002 (12:18am)
Check out Headache, and don't lose your head.
By: Dave
Thursday, Jul 4th 2002 (12:12am)
Recreational drug users in the US are using embalming fluid to get a high - even though it is highly dangerous and can make them violent and psychotic.
By: Dave
Thursday, Jul 4th 2002 (12:06am)
...and that's Titties And Beer.
By: Dave
Thursday, Jul 4th 2002 (12:05am)
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Wednesday, July 3rd 2002
Oriental Oriental Oriental Oriental Oriental Oriental Oriental Oriental Oriental Oriental Oriental Oriental Oriental Ori-fucking-ental!!!

And "Hunchback". And "Minority". And "Niggardly".

There. Sue me. But for the love of furious monkey ruttin', stop demonizing words.
By: goofyfish
Wednesday, Jul 3rd 2002 (7:28am)
This sucker's huge! Big enough to keep Mick Jagger, Steven Tyler, Carly Simon, and Miss Halliburton (my 6th grade English teacher) happily moist for months!
By: Dave
Wednesday, Jul 3rd 2002 (12:16am)
Sex Scandal Rocks Wonka Factory: Shocking Details Reveal How Diminutive Orange Laborers Put the "Imp" In "Impropriety".
By: Dave
Wednesday, Jul 3rd 2002 (12:12am)
I love cover tunes - I have a huge collection of them that I've been building for years. Imagine my delight when I came across this gem: the Beatle Barkers. Naturally, they do Beatles covers! With dogs! Joy!
By: Dave
Wednesday, Jul 3rd 2002 (12:12am)
Man, 1400 bucks, but if I had the loot to burn, I'd be bidding on this swank-ass exploding toilet. I can think of hundreds of useful applications for this thing, and not of one of them doesn't involve ultimately getting arrested. Good thing I'm broke.
By: Dave
Wednesday, Jul 3rd 2002 (12:03am)
Tuesday, July 2nd 2002
As if Kung Pow: Enter The Fist wasn't bad enough, now the "Kings" of comedy themselves will be taking on the Kung Fu genre the Scary Movie way. AKA taking a genre of films and making fun of them in a way that just screams unfunny. Yay, can't wait for this one...to bomb.
By: Scott
Tuesday, Jul 2nd 2002 (1:15am)
Man, that Coolio sure can sell you a movie. Just read his thoughts on Daredevil, in which he has a part, and you'll be lined up a.s.a.p.
By: Scott
Tuesday, Jul 2nd 2002 (1:15am)
But you just hate getting into a series that has been on the air for awhile. Well you know there is a new C.S.I. spinoff show starting in the fall. What's that? You say yer not too sure still. Well let me ask you, are you a fan of NYPD BLUE? Alright you caught me, this post is strictly to get Dave to watch C.S.I. Miami. Follow the link and get ready to tune in, pal!
By: Scott
Tuesday, Jul 2nd 2002 (1:15am)
Oh, here goes your whole afternoon: online Battleship. You're welcome.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Jul 2nd 2002 (12:29am)
Yknow, I find the whole heads of famous people in jars concept from Futurama funny, but after reading the patent description for this device for perfusing an animal head, the thought of actually being hooked up to one of these things terrifies me. Ugh.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Jul 2nd 2002 (12:19am)
It's not too early to think about what you'll be wearing for Halloween, and if you're contemplating going as a beastly-ugly transvestite, it's time to whip out that credit card.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Jul 2nd 2002 (12:12am)
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