Saturday, July 6th 2002
Independence Day is not just a celebration of our country's independance from England, it's also the annual occasion for dumbasses to fuck themselves up with explosives. Sure, I used to have roman candle fights as a kid, but at least I still have my FACE.
Saturday, Jul 6th 2002 (12:15am)
Friday, July 5th 2002
Ever see the movie The Fearless Vampire Killers? Classic camp all the way. Now you take some gay men with a love for musicals and sucking... and you get Dance of the Vampires! I thought they were trying to get this sort of X-Rated trash off of Broadway?
Friday, Jul 5th 2002 (4:39pm)
Thursday, July 4th 2002
Wednesday, July 3rd 2002
Oriental Oriental Oriental Oriental Oriental Oriental Oriental Oriental Oriental Oriental Oriental Oriental Oriental Ori-fucking-ental!!!
And "Hunchback". And "Minority". And "Niggardly".
There. Sue me. But for the love of furious monkey ruttin', stop demonizing words.
Wednesday, Jul 3rd 2002 (7:28am)
I love cover tunes - I have a huge collection of them that I've been building for years. Imagine my delight when I came across this gem: the Beatle Barkers. Naturally, they do Beatles covers! With dogs! Joy!
Wednesday, Jul 3rd 2002 (12:12am)
Man, 1400 bucks, but if I had the loot to burn, I'd be bidding on this swank-ass exploding toilet. I can think of hundreds of useful applications for this thing, and not of one of them doesn't involve ultimately getting arrested. Good thing I'm broke.
Wednesday, Jul 3rd 2002 (12:03am)
Tuesday, July 2nd 2002
As if Kung Pow: Enter The Fist wasn't bad enough, now the "Kings" of comedy themselves will be taking on the Kung Fu genre the Scary Movie way. AKA taking a genre of films and making fun of them in a way that just screams unfunny. Yay, can't wait for this one...to bomb.
But you just hate getting into a series that has been on the air for awhile. Well you know there is a new C.S.I. spinoff show starting in the fall. What's that? You say yer not too sure still. Well let me ask you, are you a fan of NYPD BLUE? Alright you caught me, this post is strictly to get Dave to watch C.S.I. Miami. Follow the link and get ready to tune in, pal!
Yknow, I find the whole heads of famous people in jars concept from Futurama funny, but after reading the patent description for this device for perfusing an animal head, the thought of actually being hooked up to one of these things terrifies me. Ugh.
Tuesday, Jul 2nd 2002 (12:19am)
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