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Friday, April 19th 2002
I want one of these things, even though for some strange reason it terrifies me.
By: Dave
Friday, Apr 19th 2002 (6:58pm)
Sure, lonely guys have inflatable women and (cough) inflatable sheep, but what is there for the women? How about this inflatable rhinocerous! Use your imagination!
By: Dave
Friday, Apr 19th 2002 (12:07am)
The final book, Order Of The Phoenix, has been delayed INDEFINTELY. Hell, we may never know if Potter finally nails Hermione.
By: Dave
Friday, Apr 19th 2002 (12:04am)
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Wednesday, April 17th 2002
132! Gasp! 2164.133! Moan! 44519! Oh Baby! It's the Orgasmic Calculator!
By: Dave
Wednesday, Apr 17th 2002 (11:29pm)
Everone loves ALF. Some a little more than others. Hey Willie!
By: Dave
Wednesday, Apr 17th 2002 (11:28pm)
Oh joy, David Lee Roth and Sammy Hagar are teaming up for a tour together. They should call themselves 'Sans Halen'.
By: Dave
Wednesday, Apr 17th 2002 (11:26pm)
Do you know someone who offends but you just can't find the right words to tell them about their problem? Let Soft Secrets be your mesenger.
By: justagirl
Wednesday, Apr 17th 2002 (12:31pm)
Mmmmm.. puerile.
By: Madkow
Wednesday, Apr 17th 2002 (1:28am)
It's a lot harder than it looks. Wini-golf!
By: Scott
Wednesday, Apr 17th 2002 (12:10am)
Have you ever wanted to talk to Willy Wonka? Well you can't, asshole!! He's a fictional character. But these guys aren't. CALL THEM!
By: Scott
Wednesday, Apr 17th 2002 (12:10am)
21 Jump Street! The show that launched a 1000 careers...and Richard Greico.
By: Scott
Wednesday, Apr 17th 2002 (12:10am)
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Tuesday, April 16th 2002
I used to have a phone number that was 1 digit off from the number for a K-Mart store, and I had some fun making up outrageous sales and announcing bizarre store hours to misdialing callers... imagine the fun to be had if your phone number is one off from a tech support line!
By: Dave
Tuesday, Apr 16th 2002 (11:15pm)
A commercial photographer was sentenced to 2 years in prison Tuesday for taking pictures of corpses posed with various objects in the county morgue.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Apr 16th 2002 (11:00pm)
Before I moved out here to Phoenix, I had never seen a liquor store with a drive-thru window. I remember being greatly amused at the concept. Well, some industrious junkies in Syracuse have just gone one better: a crackhouse with a drive-thru window!
By: Dave
Tuesday, Apr 16th 2002 (10:57am)
Rick and Sue. I'm speechless.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Apr 16th 2002 (10:45am)
A Danish guy blew a fart during butt surgery, which ignited from the electric knife the doctor was using, which in turn set his genitals on fire.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Apr 16th 2002 (10:42am)
Mittens! NO! GET OFF THE BABY!
By: Dave
Tuesday, Apr 16th 2002 (10:39am)
Anyone who knows me knows that I'm a cover-song-collecting fiend - I love 'em with a passion, and the worse they are, the better. Knowing this, you can imagine my glee when I came across Miserable Melodies, which features more than 100 listenable tunes, lots of which are covers.. like these gems here: Phyllis Diller singing 'Satisfaction' and Barry Williams (Greg Brady) singing 'We Are The Champions'!
By: Dave
Tuesday, Apr 16th 2002 (12:12am)
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Monday, April 15th 2002
If you're partial to word games like Scrabble and Boggle, watch out for Text Twist... you'll be playing the damn thing for HOURS. Believe me, I know from personal experience.
By: Dave
Monday, Apr 15th 2002 (2:02pm)
Croquet is the second nanciest game* on the planet... but Extreme Croquet RAWKS BALLZ!

* badminton.
By: Dave
Monday, Apr 15th 2002 (12:43pm)
I'm not really strong, I'm not really fast, but I can get some dolphins to kick your ass.
By: Dave
Monday, Apr 15th 2002 (12:37pm)
Here's one from the 'sucks-to-be-those-guys' department: Sewage Truck Contents Explode.
By: Dave
Monday, Apr 15th 2002 (12:36pm)
Saturday, April 13th 2002
Behold! A forum for the artist, a place where he can be openly ridiculed for his lack of experience.
By: Madkow
Saturday, Apr 13th 2002 (3:23pm)
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