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Wednesday, May 8th
Sorry, veggies and vegans, if you're doing your thing because you feel it's inhumane to butcher animals for sustenance, you'd better brace yourself - scientists at the University of Bonn have discovered that plants do indeed cry when they are cut. Looks like everything suffers at the hands of man. So, how ya want that steak?
By: Dave
Wednesday, May 8th 2002 (12:18am)
Yes, the Mr. T VS. series is still going strong - and this time, he's not putting up with any jibbajabba from The Young Ones! OH SHUT UP RICK!
By: Dave
Wednesday, May 8th 2002 (12:18am)
The boys over at Stinkfactor, famous for their experiments in cinnamon and horseradish consumption, have struck again - this time, the subject is Tabasco chugging. Admirable, but I could do this one with my hands tied behind my back - and I have witnesses that can testify to it!
By: Dave
Wednesday, May 8th 2002 (12:18am)
Here's a guy who dresses his wanktoob in little clothes and takes pictures of it. It boggles the mind.
By: Dave
Wednesday, May 8th 2002 (12:18am)
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Tuesday, May 7th
You know you find bald people sexy. Admit it. You want them... you envy them... you want to be one of them
By: chimpy
Tuesday, May 7th 2002 (10:40pm)
When I lived in an apartment, it was my sworn duty to screw with my roommates head at every opportunity. Evil!
By: chimpy
Tuesday, May 7th 2002 (10:37pm)
This is probably the coolest birthday cake I have ever seen in my X years of being alive... for me to POOP on!
By: chimpy
Tuesday, May 7th 2002 (10:32pm)
And I thought my hands were pretty fast in high school... these kids should consider a career as underage bartenders.
By: chimpy
Tuesday, May 7th 2002 (10:25pm)
If you plan on attending a future Mardi Gras, try not to be photographed shirtless next to a drag queen and some chiseled guys in biker shorts.
By: Madkow
Tuesday, May 7th 2002 (2:22pm)
Oh, the fun you can have with a phone! Here is a highly entertaining and informative phone call to the jail about conjugal visits.
By: Dave
Tuesday, May 7th 2002 (12:12am)
Game time! Grab a bowie knife and a flat surface and play some Five Finger Fillet! It's stabberiffic!
By: Dave
Tuesday, May 7th 2002 (12:08am)
There are millions of sites on this interweb thingy, and the Davelog ranks as the 1,640,241th most popular site, according to Alexa, an Amazon-ian web ranking service. Man, we've come a long way from 1,726,418th!
By: Dave
Tuesday, May 7th 2002 (12:03am)
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Monday, May 6th
When visiting Japan, don't be a clueless gaijin and forget to bring a bucket to the shower. And whatever you do don't use the fart hole bucket.
By: chimpy
Monday, May 6th 2002 (10:58pm)
Yeah lady, like none of us have ever farted while talking on the phone for Christ's sake. Sheesh.
By: chimpy
Monday, May 6th 2002 (10:53pm)
Ya know, I'm surfing the web... minding my own business... answer a quiz... and find out that I've had the wrong hair color my whole life! Or at least Morbidgirl thinks so.
By: chimpy
Monday, May 6th 2002 (10:48pm)
I would have guessed scrambled. Oh well, what kind of egg are you?
By: Dave
Monday, May 6th 2002 (12:22am)
This site can help you regain those lost treasures.
By: Scott
Monday, May 6th 2002 (12:18am)
It's really bad quality, but turn the brightness up slightly and you can see enough. Yoda is a bad ass!
By: Scott
Monday, May 6th 2002 (12:18am)
A definitive causal relationship exists between drug and alcohol use and teen sex, the Center For Figuring Out Really Obvious Things reported Monday.
By: Dave
Monday, May 6th 2002 (12:18am)
Now THIS is my kinda game - feed the pig until it explodes, but if you feed him the wrong stuff, he'll blow piggie chunks!
By: Dave
Monday, May 6th 2002 (12:18am)
I can never get enough performance art - the more bizarre, the better. Take, for example, the one-armed artist who nailed his one arm to a wall. Deep!
By: Dave
Monday, May 6th 2002 (12:18am)
Should FUCK still even be considered a dirty word? With the way it's permeated casual conversation, one has to wonder.
By: Dave
Monday, May 6th 2002 (12:18am)
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Sunday, May 5th
¡Domingo feliz, churchgoers! ¡Vamos conseguirlo encendido con los holies!
Party With Satan - Holywood Squares - Get Away Satan - Jesus Chronicles - Bible Quiz - Hollywood Jesus
By: Dave
Sunday, May 5th 2002 (12:09am)
Saturday, May 4th
Experts predicted that Spider-Man The Movie would take in approximately $70 million this weekend. Falling $20 million short of Harry Potter's $90 million opening weekend record. Well guess what? They were WRONG! Spider-Man pulled in an AMAZING $41.4 million (approx) on Friday alone - meaning it will end up with somewhere around $115 million dollars for its total opening weekend, officially making Harry Potter his bitch.
By: Scott
Saturday, May 4th 2002 (1:21pm)
Who says Alzheimer's can't be fun? Play Old Ronny Reagan's Memory Game and feel the sensation of Executive senility!
By: Dave
Saturday, May 4th 2002 (2:54am)
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