Monday, August 19th 2002
That I've lost my damn mind. And here is the proof!! Hollowood #10! It's like a milestone or something.
By: Scott
Monday, Aug 19th 2002 (12:17am)
Here's a list of cock stats for a couple hundred of your favorite popstars. Not surprisingly, Glenn Danzig is hung like an infant, and Paul Stanley has a goofy 'OH' face.
By: Dave
Monday, Aug 19th 2002 (12:06am)
Here's some boobies to help cushion the shock of another workweek!
By: Dave
Monday, Aug 19th 2002 (12:01am)
Sunday, August 18th 2002
Aye, it's a mixed blessing of a Sunday, the Arena Bowl is on (GO RATTLERS!), but I'm also sicker than shit. With so much going on, we better get rolling on this whole Sunday post thing:

A gay guy is standing at the gates of heaven when he hears horrible screams of pain and torture coming from inside.

He says to St. Peter, "What's going on?"

St. Peter replies, "That's the sound of new angels getting big holes drilled into their backs for their wings and small holes drilled into their heads for their halos."

He says, "Heaven sounds terrible. I think maybe I'd rather go to hell."

St. Peter says, "In hell, you'll be constantly raped and sodomized."

He says, "That's okay. I've already got holes for that."

Yup, that was pretty bad. Anyway, here's all the holy links I've come across in the last week. Share and enjoy:
Jesus Tie Theological Thermodynamics Jesus Addict Quiz
Oily Miracle Hands Breastfeeding Jesus Bands That Worship Satan
King Of The Jews for the King Of Beers
By: Dave
Sunday, Aug 18th 2002 (12:06am)
Saturday, August 17th 2002
Ok, brace yourself for this one: the video for Leonard Nimoy singing the Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins. This one's a keeper!
By: Dave
Saturday, Aug 17th 2002 (1:11am)
True story - I once went to a doctor for some tests, and he walked me to the bathroom door and said "I need you to fill up one of those cups on the back of the toilet." I said, "From here?"
By: Dave
Saturday, Aug 17th 2002 (1:11am)
Baseball Players Union sets August 30 as the strike date. Good, strike away. Every time baseball players strike, the sport dies a little more. Hopefully this one will be the last straw and fans will finally abandon what I consider to be the Nanciest game on the planet.
By: Dave
Saturday, Aug 17th 2002 (12:05am)
Friday, August 16th 2002
Where the hell was this when I was learning to fart years ago? I could have saved so much money wasted at Lulu's Tacos. Dammit.
By: chimpy
Friday, Aug 16th 2002 (11:59pm)
Sometimes you just want to amaze people with knowledge that is best left in your head. Ah, fsck 'em. Tell everyone about these Legendary Farts. You'll be glad you did.
By: chimpy
Friday, Aug 16th 2002 (11:56pm)
There's nothing I hate worse than giving a sexy line to a hottie at a bar... your eyes meet... she is waiting on your every word... and you can't remember an appropriate synonym for poop.
By: chimpy
Friday, Aug 16th 2002 (11:52pm)
Whip out your bootleg Photoshop and job up this picture!

Best one gets a prize. What is it? Dunno yet. Last time it was a mousepad. Faedra won it.
By: Dave
Friday, Aug 16th 2002 (10:24pm)
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Slap this bouncing boobies screensaver on your computer, or better yet, the computer in the cube next to yours!
By: Dave
Friday, Aug 16th 2002 (12:16am)
By: Dave
Friday, Aug 16th 2002 (12:12am)
Although the late astrogeologist Eugene Shoemaker is supposed to be the first Earthling to have their ashes flown to another planet, his 1999 flight to the moon aboard the Lunar Prospector probe came too late to enjoy that distinction. Certainly Dr. Shoemaker, whose pioneering work that made the Apollo Lunar geo-science program such a success, certainly deserved to have his dream of going to the moon fulfilled. He is not, however, the first interplanetary necro-cosmonaut, thanks to a chain of unlikely events that placed the ashes of my friend, Ira Neal, on a Mars-bound trajectory back in 1992.
By: Dave
Friday, Aug 16th 2002 (12:07am)
The Romanian Mint Rubbing Association is focused on helping you develop and enhance your mint rubbing techniques, enabling a more efficient use of time in your daily activities.
By: Dave
Friday, Aug 16th 2002 (12:01am)
Thursday, August 15th 2002
The lead singer of Drowning Pool, who had the wildly popular song "Bodies", was found dead on his tour bus yesterday. Cause of death is still unknown at this time. He was 30.
By: Scott
Thursday, Aug 15th 2002 (11:52am)
Now you too can play 'Jacques Cousteau' whenever you have a few free moments - just hop into your submarine and explore the deeps with reckless abandon!
By: Dave
Thursday, Aug 15th 2002 (7:10am)
By implanting testicular tissue, science has now given us mice that produce the sperm of pigs and goats. Naturally, sales of 2-foot elevator shoes for mice have gone through the roof.
By: Dave
Thursday, Aug 15th 2002 (12:06am)
This is the Kaiju Big Battel, Japanese mascot wrestling set to music!
By: Dave
Thursday, Aug 15th 2002 (12:04am)
Wednesday, August 14th 2002
Meet Theo Jansen, an artist who has created some incredible beach-walking 'animals' out of plastic tubing. Check out these videos, not only are they cool to watch, they're accompanied by some CRAZY jazz!
By: Dave
Wednesday, Aug 14th 2002 (12:15am)
What do ya get when you cross pong and bowling? Pongling!
By: Dave
Wednesday, Aug 14th 2002 (12:06am)
Ed Headrick, father of the modern Frisbee and designer of Wham-O's first "professional model" flying disc, has died. He was 78. Headrick's wish that his ashes be moulded into memorial flying discs to be given to a select few family and friends will be honoured by his family.
By: Dave
Wednesday, Aug 14th 2002 (12:01am)
Tuesday, August 13th 2002
Are you feeling sad? Are you feeling blue? Did your slutty girlfriend or boyfriend just dump you? Then you, my friend, need to drown your sorrows in break up songs. This site lists them all for you, with lyrics even!
By: Scott
Tuesday, Aug 13th 2002 (4:02pm)
Hollowood is BACK! You know you missed it. You know you want it. You know yer lying if you say both of those things!
By: Scott
Tuesday, Aug 13th 2002 (3:57pm)

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