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Wednesday, June 19th 2002
And you want to get all those great songs from the 80's to remind you of the times when you could still get an erection without intense pain, but you can't remember them? Well never fear, the 80's Exchange is here with a list of all the Top 40 songs of the 1980's. Now put down that bottle of 'Cool Erection' and get to downloading!
By: Scott
Wednesday, Jun 19th 2002 (12:27am)
All cats, especially kittens, are just about the cutest damn things on the planet... but somehow or another, those kooky kids at b3ta.com have managed to narrow it down to the Top 10 Cutest Kittens!
By: Dave
Wednesday, Jun 19th 2002 (12:27am)
Cigarettes are this nation's number-one preventable health hazard. With Nicolaxx, the only Nicotine Anal Suppository, you will be on your way to breaking the horrible and destructive habit of smoking (and enjoying the cool sensation of farting menthol).
By: Dave
Wednesday, Jun 19th 2002 (12:27am)
Oddly enough these were just six random women at the YMCA.
By: Scott
Wednesday, Jun 19th 2002 (12:27am)
She also told me my daddy was the king of Poland. What other Coke lies have you been told?
By: Scott
Wednesday, Jun 19th 2002 (12:27am)

I am the dreamer of dreams. I am nice, but I am also busy and stressed out so I can be testy at times. Mr. Willy Wonka I am! I own the factory, mind you.


Which Willy Wonka character are you?
By: Scott
Wednesday, Jun 19th 2002 (12:09am)
A woman enraged at her boyfriend attacked him with a utility knife and cut off nearly all of his buttocks, leaving him near death on a dark, rural road, a prosecutor said Thursday.
By: Dave
Wednesday, Jun 19th 2002 (12:09am)
1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

3. Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?

4. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
By: Scott
Wednesday, Jun 19th 2002 (12:09am)
Soccer Showdown shows what soccer would be like if it were a REAL sport!
By: Dave
Wednesday, Jun 19th 2002 (12:03am)
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Tuesday, June 18th 2002
But when I do post, it's for the good of all man kind. For Gods sake if you know anything tell us!!
By: Scott
Tuesday, Jun 18th 2002 (7:41pm)
Tiger Wood's success story is really a story about when and how to get trim. Now you'll notice that Tiger insists on a lot of strange tents on the course. Hmmm
By: chimpy
Tuesday, Jun 18th 2002 (6:02pm)
Dude! Geeks get a TON OF TRIM. Their secret is located somewhere in the bowels of this web site.
By: chimpy
Tuesday, Jun 18th 2002 (5:58pm)
Dale Miller is your average divorced computer professional. An ordained minister who likes to fly kites, collects stamps and... oh, yeah, dress like a woman from the waist down. I don't know which is more strange: the fact that he couldn't pick a gender to dress as, or his creepy, disarming smile. (Nice legs, though.)
By: goofyfish
Tuesday, Jun 18th 2002 (4:59am)
Yes, it's time to revel once again in the comedic phenomenon that is Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. This time around, he's on the Hollywood Squares! Look! It's Kathie Lee Gifford! Sic 'er, Triumph!
By: Dave
Tuesday, Jun 18th 2002 (12:25am)
Blow by blow, swap by swap and growl after growl!
Round after round of feline fighting! ROWR!
By: Dave
Tuesday, Jun 18th 2002 (12:25am)
2 *NEW* 55 gallon drums of Watermelon jell-o...these are leftovers from a jello "wrestling" party. Drums are still sealed and weigh approximately 420 lbs each. Not for human consumption but excellent for parties and the like. Also may be used as bear bait.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Jun 18th 2002 (12:25am)
I play this game for real all the time - of course, here in the states it's referred to as yellow water rafting.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Jun 18th 2002 (12:25am)
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Monday, June 17th 2002
If my parents had read this I would have never turned into the wonderful person I am today.
By: chimpy
Monday, Jun 17th 2002 (8:23pm)
Ever wonder where cans of condensed milk come from? Then perhaps you'll be interested in American Sundog Miniature Cattle. (Iíll skip the obligatory puns about this being "udderly" ridiculous.)
By: goofyfish
Monday, Jun 17th 2002 (9:17am)
Face it, you've always suspected there was something big going on underneath the radar of Joe Everyman, that everything happened according to some secret plan. Now it's all confirmed, and easily explained with this simple flowchart. Sleep well, America!
By: Dave
Monday, Jun 17th 2002 (12:20am)
The message this scantily clad teen offers in a time of war is uncertain, but several NYC subway riders didnít hesitate to express their thoughts.
By: Dave
Monday, Jun 17th 2002 (12:12am)
Hey, remember Blackwolf the Dragonmaster, the Filet-O-Fish woofing dorkwizard hanging around the Star Wars line when Triumph took 'em all to school? Get ready for a shocker: He has his own little dragonmaster website. Fancy that.
By: Dave
Monday, Jun 17th 2002 (12:12am)
I fully support Hank Hill's position on piercing: I'm all for it, since it allows you to spot the freaks from farther away. Uvula piercing is one of the less visible mutilations you can do to yourself, but MAN is it repulsive - even moreso than most other piercings. What in the hell is wrong with you people?
By: Dave
Monday, Jun 17th 2002 (12:12am)
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Sunday, June 16th 2002
It is a litle known fact that an entire way of life can be found around SAMSUNG.

It will leave you asking "How can I come with SAMSUNG?"
By: chimpy
Sunday, Jun 16th 2002 (6:56am)
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