Tuesday, August 27th 2002
One of my degenerate co-workers once said, "You know you're old when you gotta sit down to pee" - well, this old biddy thinks men should sit to pee all the time anyway, because it's more hygenic. I don't know about you guys, but I can AIM. That's good enough.
Tuesday, Aug 27th 2002 (12:16am)
A Fort Pierce man out fishing with his son and a friend made a gruesome discovery in the waters of the Atlantic: a human head. The men used a gaff to fish the head out of the water and placed it in a garbage bag. Then they kept right on fishing. "We didn't want to come in right away, so we just put it in a bag in a bucket. It'd been out there awhile. What's a couple of hours?"
Tuesday, Aug 27th 2002 (12:11am)
Monday, August 26th 2002
Teenage Pregnancy Unit in Britain is blaming it's teenage pregnancy rate on a Benny Hill culture. I guess that episode where he walks into the changing room at the YWCA gave boys more ideas than anyone realized.
Monday, Aug 26th 2002 (7:34am)
According to Alexa, an Amazon-owned site that ranks internet websites based on popularity, davelog has broken the 100,000 mark and is now ranked #94,333. It wasn't that long ago we were well below the million mark - thanks to everyone who has helped raise our ratings!
Monday, Aug 26th 2002 (12:16am)
An enterprising young man has managed to run his appliances faster by overclocking the electrical system in his house. Toast gets done faster, beverages get colder and clothes spin dry at the speed of light, well, almost.
Monday, Aug 26th 2002 (12:07am)
Sunday, August 25th 2002
Sunday again, time to rehash all the religious crap I've stumbled across this week in my quest for postable linkage! Let's go!
Whoo, did that joke stink. Here, have some inspirational links:
Coffee Crazed Nun Game ∑ Plastic Jesus Kills Teen ∑ Screenwritin' Christ
St. Jude's Coloring Book ∑ Christian Chocolate ∑ Get Out Of Hell Free
Sunday, Aug 25th 2002 (12:06am)
Saturday, August 24th 2002
SiSSYFiGHT 2000 is, like, an intense war between a bunch of girls who are all out to ruin each other's popularity and self-esteem. The object is to physically attack and majorly dis your enemies until they are totally mortified beyond belief. You'll never come out on top without making the right friends, so be careful who you're nice to. Because in the end, only the shrewdest will survive with their social status intact!
By: Some Nobody
Saturday, Aug 24th 2002 (10:15pm)
Friday, August 23rd 2002
Ever thought about being caught with your pants around your ankles when the lord comes a callin'? No more worries friends, it's the Rapture Ready Toilet seat. Every good boy and girl should have one.
Friday, Aug 23rd 2002 (9:40pm)
The largest trash hauler in Santa Cruz County won't help publicize the state's abandoned-baby law by putting "Don't throw your baby away" stickers on trash bins countywide. "Would you want this (sticker) on your Dumpster in front of your home?" operations manager Mark Arsenault asks.
An annual survey of U.S. teenagers found that marijuana edged out cigarettes and beer as being easier to buy ó 34 percent said itís the easiest of the three, compared with 31 percent for cigarettes and 14 percent for beer.
Thursday, August 22nd 2002
Give your lover the treat of his/her/it's life! Right after they've tossed your salad, they'll insert a toothpick into their mouth, clasp their hands together and shout "That ass is kissin' sweet!". You'll owe it all to the magic minty ass medicine.
Thursday, Aug 22nd 2002 (11:37pm)
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