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Tuesday, August 27th 2002
One of my degenerate co-workers once said, "You know you're old when you gotta sit down to pee" - well, this old biddy thinks men should sit to pee all the time anyway, because it's more hygenic. I don't know about you guys, but I can AIM. That's good enough.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Aug 27th 2002 (12:16am)
A Fort Pierce man out fishing with his son and a friend made a gruesome discovery in the waters of the Atlantic: a human head. The men used a gaff to fish the head out of the water and placed it in a garbage bag. Then they kept right on fishing. "We didn't want to come in right away, so we just put it in a bag in a bucket. It'd been out there awhile. What's a couple of hours?"
By: Dave
Tuesday, Aug 27th 2002 (12:11am)
Thanks to Nanopops, you can now watch the entire history of KISS in mega-low resolution - minus the shameless corporate hucksterism, of course!
By: Dave
Tuesday, Aug 27th 2002 (12:07am)
Apparantly Microsoft's answer to the many glaring security holes in Windows 2000 is insanely long passwords.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Aug 27th 2002 (12:01am)
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Monday, August 26th 2002
Teenage Pregnancy Unit in Britain is blaming it's teenage pregnancy rate on a Benny Hill culture. I guess that episode where he walks into the changing room at the YWCA gave boys more ideas than anyone realized.
By: faedra
Monday, Aug 26th 2002 (7:34am)
According to Alexa, an Amazon-owned site that ranks internet websites based on popularity, davelog has broken the 100,000 mark and is now ranked #94,333. It wasn't that long ago we were well below the million mark - thanks to everyone who has helped raise our ratings!
By: Dave
Monday, Aug 26th 2002 (12:16am)
You can now get driver's- and passenger's-side flamethrowers on your car in an effort to thwart carjackers. Toasty!
By: Dave
Monday, Aug 26th 2002 (12:11am)
An enterprising young man has managed to run his appliances faster by overclocking the electrical system in his house. Toast gets done faster, beverages get colder and clothes spin dry at the speed of light, well, almost.
By: Dave
Monday, Aug 26th 2002 (12:07am)
How about a donkey riding a chicken? Set to Beatles music, naturally!
By: Dave
Monday, Aug 26th 2002 (12:01am)
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Sunday, August 25th 2002
Sunday again, time to rehash all the religious crap I've stumbled across this week in my quest for postable linkage! Let's go!

One day The Lord spoke to Adam. "I've got some good news and some bad news," The Lord said.

Adam looked at The Lord and replied, "Well, give me the good news first."

Smiling, The Lord explained, "I've got two new organs for you, one is called a brain. It will allow you to create new things, solve problems, and have intelligent conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will give you great physical pleasure and allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to give her children."

Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given to me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?"

The Lord looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow, "You will never be able to use these two gifts at the same time."

Whoo, did that joke stink. Here, have some inspirational links:
Java For JesusRapture WatchVirgin Shortage in Heaven
Coffee Crazed Nun GamePlastic Jesus Kills TeenScreenwritin' Christ
St. Jude's Coloring BookChristian ChocolateGet Out Of Hell Free
By: Dave
Sunday, Aug 25th 2002 (12:06am)
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Saturday, August 24th 2002
SiSSYFiGHT 2000 is, like, an intense war between a bunch of girls who are all out to ruin each other's popularity and self-esteem. The object is to physically attack and majorly dis your enemies until they are totally mortified beyond belief. You'll never come out on top without making the right friends, so be careful who you're nice to. Because in the end, only the shrewdest will survive with their social status intact!
By: Some Nobody
Saturday, Aug 24th 2002 (10:15pm)
Proving once again that religion is nothing but a mass scare tactic to keep people in line, the Catholic League has successfully gotten the Opie And Anthony show off the air.
By: Scott
Saturday, Aug 24th 2002 (4:52pm)
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Doublechinweb proudly presents L-O-V-E. You might want to wait until you're not peaking before watching this.
By: Dave
Saturday, Aug 24th 2002 (12:16am)
The King is back and this time, he's Chinese! Introducing Chelvis! TCB, Momma-san!
By: Dave
Saturday, Aug 24th 2002 (12:16am)
Lookin sharp, but that Hawaiian outfit isn't complete without a gin-yoo-wine Ho Bag!
By: Dave
Saturday, Aug 24th 2002 (12:02am)
Friday, August 23rd 2002
Ever thought about being caught with your pants around your ankles when the lord comes a callin'? No more worries friends, it's the Rapture Ready Toilet seat. Every good boy and girl should have one.
By: faedra
Friday, Aug 23rd 2002 (9:40pm)
Whip out your bootleg Photoshop and job up this picture!



Best one gets a prize. What is it? Dunno yet. Last time it was an old webcam. Scott won it.
By: Dave
Friday, Aug 23rd 2002 (7:22pm)
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Would you too like to win a lifetime supply of tampons? Ha, too late! These women already beat you to it.
By: faedra
Friday, Aug 23rd 2002 (3:50pm)
Who cares if Britney Spears drinks, smokes and fucks all night? It's her own business now, as she's announced that she's all grown up!
By: Scott
Friday, Aug 23rd 2002 (10:53am)
But they can all agree that the world faces mass extinction! I prefer Kiet Doke myself.
By: Scott
Friday, Aug 23rd 2002 (10:48am)
By ordering a Mr. Potato Head license plate -- a cool collectible -- you can help the hungry in Rhode Island.
By: Some Nobody
Friday, Aug 23rd 2002 (8:23am)
By: Dave
Friday, Aug 23rd 2002 (12:20am)
The largest trash hauler in Santa Cruz County won't help publicize the state's abandoned-baby law by putting "Don't throw your baby away" stickers on trash bins countywide. "Would you want this (sticker) on your Dumpster in front of your home?" operations manager Mark Arsenault asks.
By: Dave
Friday, Aug 23rd 2002 (12:20am)
An annual survey of U.S. teenagers found that marijuana edged out cigarettes and beer as being easier to buy ó 34 percent said itís the easiest of the three, compared with 31 percent for cigarettes and 14 percent for beer.
By: Dave
Friday, Aug 23rd 2002 (12:20am)
Thursday, August 22nd 2002
Give your lover the treat of his/her/it's life! Right after they've tossed your salad, they'll insert a toothpick into their mouth, clasp their hands together and shout "That ass is kissin' sweet!". You'll owe it all to the magic minty ass medicine.
By: chimpy
Thursday, Aug 22nd 2002 (11:37pm)
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