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Monday, April 29th
It's that time of year again - Get some pledges, grab some Wesson, and take part in the Fourth Annual Masturbate-A-Thon! Touch yourself for a good cause.
By: Dave
Monday, Apr 29th 2002 (12:26am)
Could it really be true that homosexual and heterosexual males become one after the consumption of only six alcoholic grain beverages? The scientists in our laboratories decided to conduct a controlled experiment and see just how valid this theory was.
By: Dave
Monday, Apr 29th 2002 (12:22am)
When was the last time you had an epileptic siezure? Too long, I'm guessing. CLICK HERE and get ready to flop around on the floor like a fish!
By: Dave
Monday, Apr 29th 2002 (12:11am)
Recording Artists Safety Guide To The Beach - Not endorsed by the RIAA, or any other lawyer assholes.
By: Dave
Monday, Apr 29th 2002 (12:08am)
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Sunday, April 28th
I thought my bird was from pluto once, turned out he was just f**king weird. Anyway - this outer space dog can't be caught!
By: chimpy
Sunday, Apr 28th 2002 (10:18pm)
You have to practically beat sense into some people. Hey lady, you smell like ass. Pack your shit and move!
By: chimpy
Sunday, Apr 28th 2002 (10:18pm)
VIRTUAL MINI GOLF!!!
By: Madkow
Sunday, Apr 28th 2002 (11:40am)
Why does Canada get all the best movies?
By: Madkow
Sunday, Apr 28th 2002 (11:09am)
USED?? Ewwwwww!!!
By: Madkow
Sunday, Apr 28th 2002 (10:31am)
Behold, the newest webcam craze!
By: Madkow
Sunday, Apr 28th 2002 (10:13am)
Welcome to Davelog 2.0! Round these parts, we spend our Sundays with our eyes buried in religious readin', so let us commence!
Eunuch Jesus Caught with Naked Man in The Act - Priests Gone Wild - Landover Baptist Shutdown - Mrs. Antichrist - Landover Baptist NYTimes Ad -
God Watches
By: Dave
Sunday, Apr 28th 2002 (12:17am)
In what may very well be the last edition of Lords Of The Ring, I talk with Tobey Maguire about wrestling and other equally embarassing things. Go read it, next week things they may be a changing!
By: Scott
Sunday, Apr 28th 2002 (12:17am)
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Saturday, April 27th
Need a stress reliever? Blow up some innocents with Suicide Bomber!
By: Dave
Saturday, Apr 27th 2002 (12:09am)
What's cooler than building a monorail in your backyard? Building a backyard rollercoaster!
By: Dave
Saturday, Apr 27th 2002 (12:06am)
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Friday, April 26th
Lisa Lopes, better known as 'Left Eye' from TLC and 'that chick who burned down Andre Rison's house', has died in a car crash. If only she had an airbag taped to her glasses instead of a rubber, huh?
By: Dave
Friday, Apr 26th 2002 (8:18am)
If anyone can figure out what the hell this crap is all about.... let me know.
By: Scott
Friday, Apr 26th 2002 (12:49am)
"We thought about something like 'Here you can sneer at the plastic Yankee culture,' or 'Try our fries - we know they aren't really French,' but we wanted to capture both the unique American character of our company and pass on our sentiments to the French people, who are mostly snobby, cheese-eating surrender monkeys," said McDonalds VP of European Markets Dale Jeffords.
By: Dave
Friday, Apr 26th 2002 (12:40am)
Gene Simmons, breaking character just long enough to utter a few non-self-indulgent sentences, announced a plan to help Sharon and Arafat kiss and make up.
By: Dave
Friday, Apr 26th 2002 (12:35am)
Wednesday, April 24th
This is the one and only Moto-Penis (AKA DilDozer).
By: Dave
Wednesday, Apr 24th 2002 (11:44pm)
Hey! Pull my finger!
By: Dave
Wednesday, Apr 24th 2002 (11:40pm)
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