Saturday, August 3rd 2002
Friday, August 2nd 2002
Psychalking is a method for paranoids to communicate with each other about dangerous mind control hot spots. By leaving special symbols written in chalk on pavements, walls, slow-moving pedestrians, and other objects found around town, a paranoid can warn his or her peers of local mind control dangers and advise on a proper means of protection.
Friday, Aug 2nd 2002 (12:07am)
Thursday, August 1st 2002
TV Guide has compiled a list of the Top 50 Cartoons Of All Time... Kudos for including such obscure classics like Heckle and Jeckle, but I see a LOT missing and a LOT that don't belong in the top 50. Daria? Arthur? Angelica? Gimme a fuckin' break.
Since I switched to an optical trackball, I have a small collection of mousepads buried under the bills and other ignored garbage on my desk. If I could get about 2500 more, I could make a killer couch like this guy did!
Wednesday, July 31st 2002
Earlier this week we reported on the dreaded snakehead fish invasion - if you still need more information about this voracious amphibious killing machine, here's some snakehead facts from the knowledgable folks at the Onion.
Tuesday, July 30th 2002
Now I love Viewaskew stuff, but I usually hate these little fucks who take stuff like Clerks and make their own little tribute movie. They usually suck brown eye. But THIS GEM right here is so damn good I turned all fanboy and shit.
Tuesday, Jul 30th 2002 (12:25am)
Monday, July 29th 2002
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The latest predator threat to mankind is the ferocious amphibious snakehead fish - with its slavering fangs of death and voracious appetite, surely our time on this planet as the dominant species is winding down. Of course, the people in Singapore think we're just overreacting doodooheads.
Oh, how cool is this: a remote-controlled car with a video camera on it and a monitor on the controller. Now you can drive without having to keep the car in your line of sight, or spy on that hottie next door while she's sunbathing!
You'd think with all the fun that I make of KISS that I'm not a fan - au contraire, I've been a rabid fan since 1975. This is why I'm so exasperated with the corporate machine that they have become. There was hope on the horizon with this last 'farewell tour' that they would finally retire with some (small) semblance of dignity left, but alas, they've decided to trudge on and on and on and on and on. Guys, seriously - stop. Why is it nobody ever quits at the top of their game?
Sunday, July 28th 2002
Football season is comin', but until that glorious first kickoff of the pre-season, I have nothing better to do with my Sundays than rehash all the religious crap I've wandered across in the past week. Hunker down, because here it comes!
Pat Buchanan, Mao Tse-Tung, and Bill Gates were called to the carpet by God. God informed them that he was very unhappy about what was going on in this world. Since things were so bad, he told the three that he was destroying the Earth in 3 days. God told them that there was nothing they could do to alter his decision, but they would be allowed to return to their homes and businesses and tell their friends and colleagues what was happening.Wow, that joke really stunk. Oh Well. Redeem thyself for the remainder of thy day with thy sacred linkage:
Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Rabbis · Christian Hackers · Wall Street Heathens
Jesuits kidnap Uncle Sam · Mormon Underwear · Prayer Panties
David Hasslehoff Is The Antichrist · GLAD Magazine
Sunday, Jul 28th 2002 (12:28am)
Nothing! Player's off!
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