Tuesday, June 25th
When I was about 6 years old I had to go to a birthday party and needless to say there was going to be a clown there to entertain and take pictures with us. Before this I never had any fear of clowns and in fact I thought they were neat. So when it was my turn to get my picture taken with him I jumped into his lap and was all smiles, until, he turned to me and said in a deep quiet whisper " I like you a lot, you smell good"..
As if clowns stinking was not enough, now they're smelling you! Check out these clown stories, and feel the fear!
Tuesday, Jun 25th 2002 (12:13am)
Monday, June 24th
This Box Office Report is brought to you by Hollowood, and Davelog. Reporting numbers like our name was the Count.
The number one movie this weekend was Minority Report with took in over $36 Million. To see the rest of the top 5, read more! Or click here for the entire top ten.
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Sunday, June 23rd
There are those who would say that my weekly mockery of all things religious might come back to haunt me in the form of, say, eternal damnation or being plagued by computer problems. To those people, I say GET REAL, I'm suffering computer problems because I had the audacity to try and upgrade my system, an endeavor which NEVER goes smoothly, whether I thumb my nose at the Pope or not. With that said, I'm having computer problems this weekend so the Sunday links are gonna be a little thin. Deal with it. If it leaves you unfulfilled, I recommend you go moon a couple of churches. At noon. After eating curry.
Now, on to the paltry selection of links!
Jesse Ventura Wrestles God | God Blinds Masturbator
Sunday, Jun 23rd 2002 (12:29am)
Saturday, June 22nd
When I was a kid, a mall I hung out in had a couple of skill games you could play against a chicken - plunk in a quarter and it would peck at a little panel inside its glass cage and light up squares on a tic-tac-toe board. Quite the challenge. I figured these little bizarre chunks of Americana were extinct, but the Tropicana in Vegas has turned it into a gambling device - and boy is PeTA pissed about it. Yeesh, give a dumb bird gainful employment and those animal rights freaks get all uptight. There's just no pleasing some people!
Saturday, Jun 22nd 2002 (12:06am)
My friend and I were sitting on his truck tailgate, parked in my parents driveway, looking at stars and laughing/talking ect... 'He passed me the J.. I mean Latte, yeah, that's it. Then we saw the weirdest thing!'
Saturday, Jun 22nd 2002 (12:05am)
Friday, June 21st
If you've always dreamed of being a PowerPuff Girl (or Guy), now you can visualize to your heart's content - thanks to the PowerPuff Girls Portrait Studio. All things considered, I think mine came out pretty damn handsome.
Friday, Jun 21st 2002 (12:39am)
Best Song About Masturbation
Nothing! Player's off!
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