Friday, June 21st
If you've always dreamed of being a PowerPuff Girl (or Guy), now you can visualize to your heart's content - thanks to the PowerPuff Girls Portrait Studio. All things considered, I think mine came out pretty damn handsome.
Thursday, June 20th
Looking for that extra-special centerpiece for the dining room table? Casket furniture too expensive a conversation starter? Good news! You can buy body parts from the comfort of your home!
I'm particularly a fan of the wacky nicknames they've given the dead people. "Hey, check out 'The Golfer'! He was almost beaten to death! That's gotta be worth at least $800!"
Thursday, Jun 20th 2002 (8:14am)
By Mark E. Petersen
Council of the 12 Apostles
Be assured that you can be cured of your difficulty. Many have been, both male and female, and you can be also if you determine that it must be so.
This determination is the first step. That is where we begin. You must decide that you will end this practice, and when you make that decision, the problem will be greatly reduced at once.
But it must be more than a hope or a whish, more than knowing that it is good for you. It must be actually a DECISION. If you truly make up your mind that you will be cured, then you will have the strength to resist any tendencies which you may have and any temptations which may come to you.
After you have made this decision, then observe the following specific guidelines:
Read More to be on your way to a masturbation free life.
Thursday, Jun 20th 2002 (12:12am)
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This one has gone around in a wav file, so here is the text version. This is a true story, which makes it even funnier!
On the WBAM FM morning show in Chicago, the DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called "Mate Match." The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers yes, he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions.
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Thursday, Jun 20th 2002 (12:10am)
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Wednesday, June 19th
And you want to get all those great songs from the 80's to remind you of the times when you could still get an erection without intense pain, but you can't remember them? Well never fear, the 80's Exchange is here with a list of all the Top 40 songs of the 1980's. Now put down that bottle of 'Cool Erection' and get to downloading!
Cigarettes are this nation's number-one preventable health hazard. With Nicolaxx, the only Nicotine Anal Suppository, you will be on your way to breaking the horrible and destructive habit of smoking (and enjoying the cool sensation of farting menthol).
Wednesday, Jun 19th 2002 (12:27am)
I am the dreamer of dreams. I am nice, but I am also busy and stressed out so I can be testy at times. Mr. Willy Wonka I am! I own the factory, mind you.
Which Willy Wonka character are you?
Wednesday, Jun 19th 2002 (12:09am)
How often do you change your sheets?
Nothing! Player's off!
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