Monday, June 3rd
Think about it - is there ANY situation in your day-to-day life that wouldn't be improved with a porn-music soundtrack? Of course not, and now you can have it streamed to you (har har) via the internet, thanks to Fluffertrax!
Do you feel like shooting her? Repeatedly? While screaming at the top of your lungs something about die bloody arab die!!?
Then boy oh boy do I have the website for you!
Monday, Jun 3rd 2002 (12:26am)
Sunday, June 2nd
Over the past few weeks, the traditional Sunday religion post has been degenerating into a festival of offensiveness - and I have no problem with that. Let's continue down that spiral with hearty gusto!
Delightful, yes? Let's get on with the links - there's a lot of them this week!
Stripper For God | Rod Of Correction | Jewish Space Dilemma | Peanut Jesus
Church Of Mary | Battleground God | Fire Bible | Holy Shit
Cremation is NOT Christian | God Saves The Titanic
Sunday, Jun 2nd 2002 (12:05am)
Saturday, June 1st
The problem with crack is that is keeps you up all night, making it harder to maintain a normal lifestyle with work, school, banking, all kinds of daytime stuff, because you're always catching up on sleep during the daylight hours. Well, say hello to "Crack P.M.", a new cocaine product with a sleep additive that lets addicts get high but still enjoy the health benefits of a full night's rest.
Saturday, Jun 1st 2002 (12:03am)
If you're not familiar with 'slash fiction', it's dirty stories about famous characters - originally Kirk/Spock (hence the term 'slash') gay romances, that kind of thing. The genre encompasses a wide variety of characters, but even this is a stretch: Garfield in Lasagna Pookie.
Saturday, Jun 1st 2002 (12:02am)
Friday, May 31st
There's nothing more amusing than some tragically white waif trying to talk street... except maybe some tragically white waif trying to TYPE street, with a healthy dose of k-r4d thrown in for extra legitimacy. You go, grrl.
Friday, May 31st 2002 (12:06am)
Thursday, May 30th
If people don't think you're strange enough as it is (hard to believe, considering you're HERE and all), try chasing them around the office with a puppet likeness of yourself. That should do it.
Why are they called Camel spiders? Brace yourself:
Thursday, May 30th 2002 (12:01am)
Hey! Get yer hands off me fondled stone! Margaret Thatcher fondled this here stone and I donna wantch ya to touch it!
People will bid on ANYTHING. Time to clean out the greasetrap at the local Mickey D's....
Thursday, May 30th 2002 (12:00am)
Wednesday, May 29th
Are you a vampire?
Nothing! Player's off!
Doctor Strange (2016)
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