Monday, August 12th
Sunday, August 11th
Sundays have once again become deeply spiritual for me - meaning, of course, that pre-season football has started. At last, some purpose for my weekends! Ok, well, besides finding all this religious stuff online!
Oh lordy, that was terrible. Seems like the jokes keep getting worse around here, but the holy linkage just gets better and better:
Father Tucker · Do Unto Others · Resurrection Doubtful
Chosen People · Heavenly Images · Fairway To Heaven
Sunday, Aug 11th 2002 (12:40am)
Saturday, August 10th
Meet Mohamad Khordadian, an Iranian dancer who was jailed for 10 years for the heinous offense of dancing with women. As compelling as the story is, even more interesting is that getup he's wearing. Just imagine what his shoes must look like!
Saturday, Aug 10th 2002 (1:59am)
Friday, August 9th
Thursday, August 8th
The strangest of coincidences happened on Tuesday when tiny actor Josh Ryan Evans(Ally McBeal, How The Grinch Stole Christmas, and Passions) died of Heart Failure. To make this and odd occurrence, not only did he die, but the character that he portrayed on the soap opera Passions died the same day. The exact same way.
Why can't things like that happen to Freddie Prinze Jr.?
I absolutely love T-Shirt Hell. And if I were you I'd buy a shirt from them after clicking that link. BUT if for some reason you can't find the right shirt for you there. May I suggest you buy this shirt right here? Or one of the many other fabtastic selections they have.
Wednesday, August 7th
As Charlie stares longingly at Wonka's phallic-shaped factory, a passer-by tells him "Nobody ever goes in, . . . and nobody ever comes out!". Nobody ever did come out on those days, and Charlie presumably sees the golden ticket as his one chance to break out the pink spandex.
Wednesday, Aug 7th 2002 (8:46am)
Introducing Frooze Pops, the latest subtle offering from the pedophiles that run the candy industry. It's a phallic-shaped hard candy lollipop that will, once you've slobbed it down a bit, spurt sugary spooge out the tip when you squeeze the base. Kids love 'em!
Wednesday, Aug 7th 2002 (12:11am)
Your most productive day of the week?
Nothing! Player's off!
Cloud Atlas (2012)
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