Tuesday, June 11th
Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain, still remains
Within the sound of meat.
Her name is Pinky. Pinky is a homeless deaf mute. But that's ok, I still love her all the same. I'll never forget the brisk March morning when i found her sleeping in a dumpster behind a adult toy store, while i was searching for aluminum cans and something to eat.
The federal government spent $62 million on a building to store and treat low-level radioactive waste at a California nuclear weapons laboratory, then decided the structure wasn't secure enough.
So where is the waste kept now? Under tents, just outside the building. Yet another prime example of your tax dollars at work.
Monday, June 10th
Presiding over a memorial service commemorating the victims of the attack on the Death Star, the Emperor declared that while recent victories over the Rebel Alliance were "encouraging, the War on Terror is not over yet."
Monday, Jun 10th 2002 (12:18am)
Sunday, June 9th
And the Lord said "Let there be computers, and an operating system that blesses the user with the blood and crash protection of My Son".
And there were computers, and there was an OS... and the Lord said "It is Good..." because the OS was Jesux.
Sunday, Jun 9th 2002 (12:05pm)
Sundays just keep getting bigger and better here at the davelog. Since I've started going out of my way to make the Sunday post... um... better, my hate mail has increased tenfold - which says to me that I should keep running with it. Let's go.
Oh, that was bad. We'd better get to the links, fast.
Things Creationists Hate | Demon Buster | Patron Saint Of Magic
Underage Catholic Wrestlemania | Jesus Shoots! He Scores!
Pancakes Without Preaching | Top Ten Commandments
D.I.Y. Weeping Madonna | God's LiveJournal | Butter Last Supper
Sunday, Jun 9th 2002 (12:18am)
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Saturday, June 8th
Apparantly the Dead Kennedeys are touring again, but without Jello Biafra. That's like Elvis' backup band playing without the King. Here's a video of 3 guys going to a DK concert with the sole intention of throwing Jello at the band to protest Biafra's absence.
Friday, June 7th
Up for auction today is a genuine, guaranteed "caps lock" key. This amazing key performs the function of changing your typing from all capital letters to all small letters. This key can also be used to capitalize the first letter of a sentence or a proper name, but this usage is not recommended. I may have another key up for auction soon which is especially made to accomplish this task.
Friday, Jun 7th 2002 (12:07am)
Is Buzzy getting a little portly? Then join Fly-BMI, the online community for owners of obese houseflies. At this site you can calculate your fly's Body Mass Index (BMI) and ascertain whether or not your houseflies are overweight or merely vertically challenged.
Friday, Jun 7th 2002 (12:03am)
Are you a vampire?
Nothing! Player's off!
Incredibles, The (2004)
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