Thursday, July 18th
Not one, but TWO candidates for this year's Einstien Award For Excellence: Man Reports Stolen Marijuana To Cops, and even better, Canadian Stoner Misdials 411, Calls 911, Gets Busted. So what's it like being rocket scientists, guys?
Thursday, Jul 18th 2002 (12:11am)
Wednesday, July 17th
Feeling nice and complacent with your inalienable rights? As is so often the case these days, the War On Terrorism/Drugs/Freedom once again justifies trampling all over your civil liberties with the introduction of the Citizen Corps.
The government's goal for the first wave of recruitment is 1 out of every 24 Americans: specifically, people who have access to the inside of other people's homes... like cable installers, postmen, telephone repairmen, etc etc. Their function in the Corps? To report suspicious activity so it can be databased and fed to law enforcement, who can act upon that data without warrants, consent, or even your knowledge - thanks to the Patriot Act.
If you'd like to sign up and be the neighborhood mole, here's the application, on a secure server and everything, since your privacy is such a prized commodity. Remember, we're at war with Eurasia, and have always been. Questioning authority is a thoughtcrime!
Wednesday, Jul 17th 2002 (12:23am)
Tuesday, July 16th
I can't tell you how many times I've been surfing thru channels on the tv only to come across lumberjack games on ESPN7 or whatever, and then spend the next couple of hours watching big burly dudes biting down trees and throwing logs and stuff. It's fun to watch, but think of how much better it would be with hot chicks wielding the axes and chainsaws!
Tuesday, Jul 16th 2002 (12:16am)
Monday, July 15th
Sunday, July 14th
It's that time of the week again - time to get on your knees or bend over a table or whatever... Sunday is upon us. Let's do it!
Yes, I know, weak joke and picture this week, but I'm a busy guy. We have an assload of holy links, so let's go:
Spittin' Jesus | Jesus Continuum | Jesus Balloon
Bible According to Cheese | God Doesn't Give a Shit About NASCAR
2002 Jesus Values Excellence Awards
Sunday, Jul 14th 2002 (1:06am)
Best Song About Masturbation
Nothing! Player's off!
Boondock Saints, The (1999)
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