Tuesday, April 23rd
Hey, cool, there's a database of the creatures from the new Star Wars movie - including this vicious beast.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Apr 23rd 2002 (11:34pm)
Golf usually doesn't affect me like this, but for some reason, I get a boner when I look at this picture.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Apr 23rd 2002 (11:33pm)
RIP: Linda Lovelace, one-time Ivory Soap girl, star of 'Deep Throat', and ultimately anti-porn crusader, has died from injuries related to a car accident. She was 53. She may have been a lot of different things, but she'll always be the chick with a clit in her throat to me.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Apr 23rd 2002 (11:30pm)
Linda Lovelace may be gone, but the one movie that everyone remembers her from lives on... in ASCII that is!
By: chimpy
Tuesday, Apr 23rd 2002 (6:23pm)
Monday, April 22nd
A Phoenix man, under the influence of PCP, bit off his 2-year-old son's thumb and swallowed it, in an attempt to 'match their DNA'. Understandably, he's now in custody and on suicide watch.
By: Dave
Monday, Apr 22nd 2002 (11:49pm)
What, you need to hear it twice?? LITE BRITE!!!
By: Dave
Monday, Apr 22nd 2002 (11:44pm)
The latest quiz to hit the streets: What High School Stereotype Are You? Due to a lack of options, I ended up being classified as 'Goth' - you'd have to know me to know how ridiculously off that is. I was actually a leftist pothead surfer-wannabe. Goth, indeed! PSHAW!
By: Dave
Monday, Apr 22nd 2002 (11:36pm)
Don't you know that 2/3 of the world SQUAT while they take a dump? Here's the product to help you out.
By: chimpy
Monday, Apr 22nd 2002 (7:09pm)
When you need a touch of elegance with your candle-lit tuna mac dinner, reach for the Wal-Mart wine.
By: Dave
Monday, Apr 22nd 2002 (1:20am)
Poontos! The pussy mint!
By: Dave
Monday, Apr 22nd 2002 (1:18am)
Man, the stupidest things crack me up - like British Road Signs Sing Gloria Gaynor.
By: Dave
Monday, Apr 22nd 2002 (1:17am)
Sunday, April 21st
Tired of berating yourself? Get abuse from the pro... it's the FULL METAL JACKET soundboard. Sgt. Hartman is waiting for you...
By: chimpy
Sunday, Apr 21st 2002 (2:36pm)
Here's my sunday submission: Betty is a better christian than you. Really! And she has her own website to prove it.
By: chimpy
Sunday, Apr 21st 2002 (12:55pm)
YES!!!!! Neighbor pissing you off? Kill him with roadside terrorism!
By: chimpy
Sunday, Apr 21st 2002 (8:41am)
Time once again for that weekly tradition - almighty postage!
Satan And PMS - Christian Urban Legends - Polterchrist - Ask Moses - Lego Cat Church - Jack Chick's Fairy Tales - Why I Shot An Abortionist
By: Dave
Sunday, Apr 21st 2002 (12:05am)
Saturday, April 20th
A body has been found in Seattle that appears to be Layne Staley, former lead singer of Alice In Chains. He may have been a junkie, but MAN could he sing.
By: Dave
Saturday, Apr 20th 2002 (11:56pm)
Scott is of course from the surname which meant Scotsman, but the original meaning of the word Scot is debated, it may mean "tattoo", so given because Scotsmen often had tattoos. What does your name mean?
By: Scott
Saturday, Apr 20th 2002 (11:55pm)
It's every high school boy's dream. Go out with a chick that randomly faints.
By: chimpy
Saturday, Apr 20th 2002 (9:55pm)
It's ok to love your animals, and now you can SHOW THEM how much you love them in the comfort of your own pad.
By: chimpy
Saturday, Apr 20th 2002 (9:46pm)
Thank God that when deer season ends, I can pack the family into the ol' truck, grab a six pack of cheap ass bear from the corner store and go POOP HUNTING!!
By: chimpy
Saturday, Apr 20th 2002 (9:12pm)
We could only afford the child-size coffin when dad died so we thought we'd get creative with the rest of him.
By: Dave
Saturday, Apr 20th 2002 (1:06am)
Every year at Easter, families buy thier children baby bunnies and chicks. After a few months, these poor animals are usually brought to a shelter and disposed of. Pets or Food is proud to announce a special Easter special that solves this horrible problem.
By: Dave
Saturday, Apr 20th 2002 (1:04am)
If you're looking for the straight dope (har har) on recreational drugs without any bullshit, you need to read the Good Drugs Guide. Straightforward information without propoganda or cheerleading, just the facts you need to know presented in a very readable fashion. Bravo.
By: Dave
Saturday, Apr 20th 2002 (1:03am)
Friday, April 19th
I want one of these things, even though for some strange reason it terrifies me.
By: Dave
Friday, Apr 19th 2002 (6:58pm)

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