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Tuesday, May 21st
Pikachu! I choose you!
By: Dave
Tuesday, May 21st 2002 (12:37am)
Motor City Madman Ted Nugent had some unpleasant remarks about The Osbournes - and Sharon Osbourne wigged out hard in response. Put down the knife, luv!
By: Dave
Tuesday, May 21st 2002 (12:12am)
Ok, granted, I've done some pretty silly stuff with my webcam, but at least I've never done a nancy dance to goofy Chinese pop on it.
By: Dave
Tuesday, May 21st 2002 (12:08am)
Introducing the mesmerising weirdness of CowPig. Obey!
By: Dave
Tuesday, May 21st 2002 (12:03am)
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Monday, May 20th
A Cornell researcher is doing a study on how cats manipulate people and how their language skills have adapted over time to better communicate their needs to us humans. This explains why I spend 80 percent of my paychecks on catnip.
By: Dave
Monday, May 20th 2002 (12:18am)
I've never actually seen the video for Blur's Song 2 (known around our house as 'that woohoo song'), but I can't imagine it could be any better than this one!
By: Dave
Monday, May 20th 2002 (12:18am)
Feeling hungry? Want a thrill? Go get one of Wendy's new exploding chicken sandwiches.
By: Dave
Monday, May 20th 2002 (12:18am)
When George Lucas asks Jar Jar Binks to meet him at a bar to talk about his future with the Star Wars franchise, one can only guess the outcome. Be a fly on the wall as Mr. Lucas gets rid of Jar Jar, once and for all.
By: Dave
Monday, May 20th 2002 (12:05am)
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Sunday, May 19th
Yep, it's Sunday again, time for a fresh spate of divine linkage to inspire you for another week - but first, my man m0j0 told me a great one a few days ago, and I'm passing it along to you, the dedicated spiritual reader:
      Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
      A: It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting of Jesus.
On to the links!
Exorcism Tips - How To Make God Puke - Punks and Skins For Christ - Beating Satan, Not Your Penis - Resigning Pope - The Sin Of Breastfeeding
By: Dave
Sunday, May 19th 2002 (12:26am)
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Saturday, May 18th
Yet another quiz that actually pegged me pretty well. Take the test and find out Which Drink Are You?
By: Dave
Saturday, May 18th 2002 (12:44am)
Ok, so it's not really View Askew news, but it IS Kevin Smith stuff - Apparantly during his run writing Green Lantern for DC, he was forbidden from using fart references in any form or fashion. O, the hardships the creative must endure, eh?
By: Dave
Saturday, May 18th 2002 (12:44am)
Though Big Macs and drive through windows have proven to be eternally successful staples of fast food, there have been many embarrassing and disgraceful chapters for fast food that deserve remembrance. retroCRUSH is proud to present the 5 worst moments in fast food history.
By: Dave
Saturday, May 18th 2002 (12:06am)
I've seen some pretty odd stuff used in the commission of foreplay, but a loaded shotgun? A little too kinky for my blood, thanks.
By: Dave
Saturday, May 18th 2002 (12:01am)
Friday, May 17th
YES! Ask the Swedish Chef anything!
By: chimpy
Friday, May 17th 2002 (1:23pm)
After reading all about Momo's parts, I feel so dirty!
By: chimpy
Friday, May 17th 2002 (1:20pm)
And now you got it too!! HOORAY! This week Harry Potter comes by to chat! Check it out now!
By: Scott
Friday, May 17th 2002 (10:04am)
Hello, welcome to Show Me Your Wound. This site is based on user submissions of wounds incurred during adventures in everyday life.
By: Dave
Friday, May 17th 2002 (12:21am)
Penthouse publisher Bob Guccione doesn't just have an eye for porn - he's got X-rated X-ray vision, he claimed yesterday.
By: Dave
Friday, May 17th 2002 (12:21am)
What are today's teens into? Apparantly, nude slumber parties. Even Ann Landers doesn't quite know what to make of it.
By: Dave
Friday, May 17th 2002 (12:05am)
Thursday, May 16th
WHY?!! WHY?!! WHY?!! WHY?!! WHY?!! WHYYYY????
By: Madkow
Thursday, May 16th 2002 (6:54pm)
All you guys can crap in your toilets, someone else's toilets or a hole for all I care.

I'm dumping my next log into a iToilet!!
By: chimpy
Thursday, May 16th 2002 (8:43am)
Beef up your mad pen-spinnin' skills with the helpful tutorials at Pentix!
By: Dave
Thursday, May 16th 2002 (1:06am)
Get the stunning truth about yourself here!
By: Dave
Thursday, May 16th 2002 (12:14am)
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