Monday, June 24th
Sunday, June 23rd
There are those who would say that my weekly mockery of all things religious might come back to haunt me in the form of, say, eternal damnation or being plagued by computer problems. To those people, I say GET REAL, I'm suffering computer problems because I had the audacity to try and upgrade my system, an endeavor which NEVER goes smoothly, whether I thumb my nose at the Pope or not. With that said, I'm having computer problems this weekend so the Sunday links are gonna be a little thin. Deal with it. If it leaves you unfulfilled, I recommend you go moon a couple of churches. At noon. After eating curry.
Now, on to the paltry selection of links!
Jesse Ventura Wrestles God | God Blinds Masturbator
Sunday, Jun 23rd 2002 (12:29am)
Saturday, June 22nd
When I was a kid, a mall I hung out in had a couple of skill games you could play against a chicken - plunk in a quarter and it would peck at a little panel inside its glass cage and light up squares on a tic-tac-toe board. Quite the challenge. I figured these little bizarre chunks of Americana were extinct, but the Tropicana in Vegas has turned it into a gambling device - and boy is PeTA pissed about it. Yeesh, give a dumb bird gainful employment and those animal rights freaks get all uptight. There's just no pleasing some people!
Saturday, Jun 22nd 2002 (12:06am)
My friend and I were sitting on his truck tailgate, parked in my parents driveway, looking at stars and laughing/talking ect... 'He passed me the J.. I mean Latte, yeah, that's it. Then we saw the weirdest thing!'
Saturday, Jun 22nd 2002 (12:05am)
Friday, June 21st
If you've always dreamed of being a PowerPuff Girl (or Guy), now you can visualize to your heart's content - thanks to the PowerPuff Girls Portrait Studio. All things considered, I think mine came out pretty damn handsome.
Thursday, June 20th
Looking for that extra-special centerpiece for the dining room table? Casket furniture too expensive a conversation starter? Good news! You can buy body parts from the comfort of your home!
I'm particularly a fan of the wacky nicknames they've given the dead people. "Hey, check out 'The Golfer'! He was almost beaten to death! That's gotta be worth at least $800!"
Thursday, Jun 20th 2002 (8:14am)
Are you a vampire?
Nothing! Player's off!
Incredibles, The (2004)
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