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Tuesday, May 7th
Oh, the fun you can have with a phone! Here is a highly entertaining and informative phone call to the jail about conjugal visits.
By: Dave
Tuesday, May 7th 2002 (12:12am)
Game time! Grab a bowie knife and a flat surface and play some Five Finger Fillet! It's stabberiffic!
By: Dave
Tuesday, May 7th 2002 (12:08am)
There are millions of sites on this interweb thingy, and the Davelog ranks as the 1,640,241th most popular site, according to Alexa, an Amazon-ian web ranking service. Man, we've come a long way from 1,726,418th!
By: Dave
Tuesday, May 7th 2002 (12:03am)
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Monday, May 6th
When visiting Japan, don't be a clueless gaijin and forget to bring a bucket to the shower. And whatever you do don't use the fart hole bucket.
By: chimpy
Monday, May 6th 2002 (10:58pm)
Yeah lady, like none of us have ever farted while talking on the phone for Christ's sake. Sheesh.
By: chimpy
Monday, May 6th 2002 (10:53pm)
Ya know, I'm surfing the web... minding my own business... answer a quiz... and find out that I've had the wrong hair color my whole life! Or at least Morbidgirl thinks so.
By: chimpy
Monday, May 6th 2002 (10:48pm)
I would have guessed scrambled. Oh well, what kind of egg are you?
By: Dave
Monday, May 6th 2002 (12:22am)
This site can help you regain those lost treasures.
By: Scott
Monday, May 6th 2002 (12:18am)
It's really bad quality, but turn the brightness up slightly and you can see enough. Yoda is a bad ass!
By: Scott
Monday, May 6th 2002 (12:18am)
A definitive causal relationship exists between drug and alcohol use and teen sex, the Center For Figuring Out Really Obvious Things reported Monday.
By: Dave
Monday, May 6th 2002 (12:18am)
Now THIS is my kinda game - feed the pig until it explodes, but if you feed him the wrong stuff, he'll blow piggie chunks!
By: Dave
Monday, May 6th 2002 (12:18am)
I can never get enough performance art - the more bizarre, the better. Take, for example, the one-armed artist who nailed his one arm to a wall. Deep!
By: Dave
Monday, May 6th 2002 (12:18am)
Should FUCK still even be considered a dirty word? With the way it's permeated casual conversation, one has to wonder.
By: Dave
Monday, May 6th 2002 (12:18am)
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Sunday, May 5th
¡Domingo feliz, churchgoers! ¡Vamos conseguirlo encendido con los holies!
Party With Satan - Holywood Squares - Get Away Satan - Jesus Chronicles - Bible Quiz - Hollywood Jesus
By: Dave
Sunday, May 5th 2002 (12:09am)
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Saturday, May 4th
Experts predicted that Spider-Man The Movie would take in approximately $70 million this weekend. Falling $20 million short of Harry Potter's $90 million opening weekend record. Well guess what? They were WRONG! Spider-Man pulled in an AMAZING $41.4 million (approx) on Friday alone - meaning it will end up with somewhere around $115 million dollars for its total opening weekend, officially making Harry Potter his bitch.
By: Scott
Saturday, May 4th 2002 (1:21pm)
Who says Alzheimer's can't be fun? Play Old Ronny Reagan's Memory Game and feel the sensation of Executive senility!
By: Dave
Saturday, May 4th 2002 (2:54am)
Just got back from watchin Spider-Man with Sunny and my limey pal Ed. It was a great evening, lots of laffs and a great movie - the only blemish on the night was toolin around town in Ed's new Honda - it was nice, mind you, but it just didn't have that Honda Power!
By: Dave
Saturday, May 4th 2002 (2:42am)
An undercover cop, dressed as clown to catch prostitutes, is going to be featured on COPS tonight. I wonder if it's hard to do a foot pursuit with those big shoes on? We'll see!
By: Dave
Saturday, May 4th 2002 (2:20am)
...but it IS one great big stinky flower! I wonder if it eats dentists?
By: Dave
Saturday, May 4th 2002 (12:14am)
Friday, May 3rd
It's about time this petition has been put out there. I would have done it... but I broke my wrist. Yeah. Get on over there and sign the P.R.O.U.D. Petition!
By: Scott
Friday, May 3rd 2002 (2:20pm)
Lords of the Ring is dead. Long live Hollowood! Hollowood is a weekly column about the world of entertainment. News, reviews, interviews, and more! All with a bias not found anywhere! Mmmmmmmmm bias!
By: Scott
Friday, May 3rd 2002 (10:20am)
Sure, you've seen that Microsoft wackjob Steve Ballmer doing his little developers dance, and you've seen the Domo-kun. However, have you seen what happens when you combine the two?
By: Dave
Friday, May 3rd 2002 (12:16am)
MAME is great, but if you want to play arcade roms online so you can share high scores with the world, you need to play at the Java Arcade Emulator!
By: Dave
Friday, May 3rd 2002 (12:14am)
Ever wanted to see who would win if Star trek decided to kick some rebel ass? Or if DS9 decided to kick Babylon 5 in the sack? See it happen at Space Battles.

Very cool shit.
By: Amanojaku
Friday, May 3rd 2002 (12:11am)
Ever wondered what you would look like if you were a Lego-man? With the Mini-Mizer, you can find out!
By: Dave
Friday, May 3rd 2002 (12:08am)
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