When I was a young troublemaker (as opposed to the old troublemaker I have become), I was greatly influenced by George Hayduke and his Pulitzer-neglected book Get Even: The Complete Book Of Dirty Tricks, with emphasis on his theories on library books, character assassination, and dryer destruction (large cheese pizza and a fistful of quarters). He's cranked out a number of volumes of revenge guides over the years, and if you're ever at a loss for a good way to fuck with a foe, he's the guy to look up.
Friday, Nov 15th 2002 (12:07am)
Like most heroes, Harry Potter possesses the requisite Boy Scout virtues: trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, and reverent. But so do lots of boys and girls, and they don't get books and movies named after them.
Wednesday, Nov 13th 2002 (12:07am)
Are you a vampire?
Nothing! Player's off!
Doctor Strange (2016)
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