When I was a young troublemaker (as opposed to the old troublemaker I have become), I was greatly influenced by George Hayduke and his Pulitzer-neglected book Get Even: The Complete Book Of Dirty Tricks, with emphasis on his theories on library books, character assassination, and dryer destruction (large cheese pizza and a fistful of quarters). He's cranked out a number of volumes of revenge guides over the years, and if you're ever at a loss for a good way to fuck with a foe, he's the guy to look up.
By: Dave
Friday, Nov 15th 2002 (12:07am)
Like most heroes, Harry Potter possesses the requisite Boy Scout virtues: trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, and reverent. But so do lots of boys and girls, and they don't get books and movies named after them.
By: Dave
Wednesday, Nov 13th 2002 (12:07am)
Got some extra time?
*Insert seven syllables*
Transformers Haiku.
By: faedra
Monday, Nov 11th 2002 (7:04am)
Check out the official magazine of cheese-eating surrender monkeys!
By: Dave
Friday, Oct 25th 2002 (12:22am)
Actually, no, but a fake HP book, titled Harry Potter and Leopard walk up to Dragon is selling like hotcakes in Japan - much to the dismay of JK Rowling. Better get on it, lady!
By: Dave
Friday, Jul 5th 2002 (1:58am)
But when I do post, it's for the good of all man kind. For Gods sake if you know anything tell us!!
By: Scott
Tuesday, Jun 18th 2002 (7:41pm)
The final book, Order Of The Phoenix, has been delayed INDEFINTELY. Hell, we may never know if Potter finally nails Hermione.
By: Dave
Friday, Apr 19th 2002 (12:04am)

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