Man, I wish I could do this. It would be fun.

*sigh* a boy can dream.

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By: TubaNick
Friday, Jan 23rd 2004 (10:10pm)
Insurgents fired rockets from donkey carts at Iraq's Oil Ministry and two large hotels here Friday in a symbolic strike on two well-fortified targets.
By: Dave
Saturday, Nov 29th 2003 (10:56am)
Read this official budget carefully and you will see that Bush is gearing up the draft--there is no longer any doubt about it. Selective Service must report to Bush on March 31, 2005, that the system is ready for activation within 75 days. So on June 15, 2005, expect the announcement that the first draft lottery since Vietnam will be held for 20 year-olds.
By: Dave
Wednesday, Nov 19th 2003 (7:46am)
Dubya's asking for another 87 billion (on top of the 79 billion he's already spent) to play with in that sandbox across the ocean. To help you visualize exactly how much money that is, Crunchland has made this breakdown of how much physical space that amount of cash occupies. If that still doesn't impress you, take a look at the same data using Big Macs.
By: Dave
Saturday, Oct 11th 2003 (9:05am)
Leaflet bombing - good stuff Maynard.
By: Hellvis
Saturday, Sep 20th 2003 (1:24pm)
Saddam's Weapons of Mass Destruction™ have finally been discovered - and it's far worse than we thought.
By: Dave
Thursday, Sep 18th 2003 (12:03am)
Been a while since we've heard anything about what's happening in Iraq - here's a little reminder.
By: Dave
Saturday, Aug 16th 2003 (12:12am)
Yeah. Whatever. Fuck you. Go back to Starbucks and gripe about it some more NOW you flatulent liberal blowbag.
By: Hellvis
Saturday, Aug 9th 2003 (10:14am)
Sigh. Our tax dollars at work: At a test of a missile defense system in hawaii, the missile missed the target, but officials call it a success.
By: mentiac
Friday, Aug 8th 2003 (12:08am)
US troops had an embarrassing moment during a supply mission for the war in Iraq when a Kuwaiti supermarket rejected a US army credit card.
By: Scott
Tuesday, Apr 22nd 2003 (12:13am)
US troops have discovered what they are calling Saddam Hussein's "love shack" in Baghdad.
By: Dave
Saturday, Apr 19th 2003 (9:06am)
Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein has been caught with his pants down -- literally. A shocking 1968 porn film has surfaced, in which the flamboyant strongman appears performing raunchy homosexual acts!
By: Dave
Thursday, Apr 17th 2003 (7:15am)
Sure, we busted up the regime and all, but how do the Iraqis REALLY feel about us?
By: Dave
Wednesday, Apr 16th 2003 (12:38am)
Yes, the meme that you can never get enough of (regardless of what the wife says) is back: All Your Iraq Are Belong To U.S.!
By: Dave
Tuesday, Apr 8th 2003 (12:18am)
No matter what your stance is on the war, the true cost is really starting to hit home.
By: Dave
Monday, Apr 7th 2003 (12:41am)
Keep track of the essential stats with the Iraqometer.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Apr 1st 2003 (12:01am)
"The president carried me through an enemy minefield after my arm had been blown off by a mortar shell, blazing away with his pistol as he delivered me to safety," Pvt. Chris Adair said. "Then, after he'd gotten me to a medic, he went all the way back through that same minefield—carrying a 40-pound bag of ice the whole way—to retrieve my severed arm so the doctors could sew it back on. Now, thanks to President Bush, I'll still be able to play piano for the church choir back home in Appleton, just like I promised Grandma. He is truly an American hero."
By: Dave
Saturday, Mar 29th 2003 (11:35am)
Sheat man! Mah niggas in da eye-rack be gettin' their sheat blasted man! What's a nigga gots to do for some props? Da news be here. Peace!
By: chimpy
Wednesday, Mar 26th 2003 (7:20pm)
If you're like me*, you spent a goodly amount of the weekend watching the war on TV. Now that the workweek has started up again, you might need a schedule of what's coming up.
* If you ARE in fact like me, knock it off.
By: Dave
Monday, Mar 24th 2003 (12:03am)
"Optimus Prime is heading out to the Middle East with his guard unit on Wednesday to provide fire protection for airfields under combat."

The funny thing is, this is 100% true.
By: Hellvis
Thursday, Mar 20th 2003 (11:28am)
They're annoying, scary and without a clue...or so say conservatives.
So when Newsfilter's newest contributor, Evan Coyne Maloney, from, visited the New York City protest with his camcorder, it turned out, the protesters are all of the above and then some.

Click here for an enlightening look at today's current protest movement and the logic behind their revolt
By: Hellvis
Tuesday, Mar 4th 2003 (12:25am)
With a war in Iraq almost certain, it's time to pump up the troops and get America ready to support them in their fight. There's no better song than "Bombs Over Baghdad" to do just that. Take one fast-paced rap song by Outkast, remix with some Rage Against The Machine, add killer video, and you've got "Bomb Saddam".
By: Hellvis
Saturday, Feb 22nd 2003 (11:39am)

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