One of the happiest fun-time websites in existence, Asylum Eclectica, has decreed this month's malady to be smallpox. Delightful.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Jul 9th 2002 (12:14am)
Now, I donít know nuthiní about explosives or fissionable materials, so I canít tell you if Jose Padilla did anything wrong or not. But I do know that when I was in college, we called homemade burritos "dirty bombs", and if you were bold enough to eat one, this was the likely result.
By: goofyfish
Tuesday, Jun 25th 2002 (7:10am)
So there I was, minding my own business when I bent over to pick up my cat. The next thing you know a Coke Bottle tried to fuck me in the ass! Did I mention it was pretty succesful?
By: Scott
Monday, Jun 24th 2002 (12:52am)
Technically this should be in 'cuisine', but it's just too damn nasty to describe any other way. Placenta Recipes. Enjoy.
By: Dave
Saturday, Jun 15th 2002 (12:38am)
Did you know that there's a small tube that runs from the uppermost point of the inside of the foreskin, through the body cavity, and out the intestine? It's true! This can be demonstrated -- nothing up my sleeve! -- by tucking a small handkerchief up inside a foreskin, massaging gently, and then removing it from the rear.
By: Dave
Thursday, Jun 13th 2002 (12:16am)
I don't mind bugs, including spiders, but the thought of one living in my ear just wigs the shit out of me.
By: Dave
Thursday, Jun 13th 2002 (12:10am)
It takes a lot to gross me out... but SOMEONE ACTUALLY BOUGHT THIS.
By: chimpy
Wednesday, May 29th 2002 (10:40pm)
Hello, welcome to Show Me Your Wound. This site is based on user submissions of wounds incurred during adventures in everyday life.
By: Dave
Friday, May 17th 2002 (12:21am)
WHY?!! WHY?!! WHY?!! WHY?!! WHY?!! WHYYYY????
By: Madkow
Thursday, May 16th 2002 (6:54pm)
Two Cambodian crematorium workers will face charges of cannibalism after getting drunk and eating the body of a man they were supposed to cremate. Further proof that drinking and funeral home work don't mix.
By: Dave
Saturday, May 11th 2002 (12:22am)
The boys over at Stinkfactor, famous for their experiments in cinnamon and horseradish consumption, have struck again - this time, the subject is Tabasco chugging. Admirable, but I could do this one with my hands tied behind my back - and I have witnesses that can testify to it!
By: Dave
Wednesday, May 8th 2002 (12:18am)
A Danish guy blew a fart during butt surgery, which ignited from the electric knife the doctor was using, which in turn set his genitals on fire.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Apr 16th 2002 (10:42am)

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