I buy Camels for 11 bucks a carton, thanks to the magic of the intarweb. Been doing it for years. I don't feel bad about skirting the taxes because the taxes here in AZ are ludicrously high, they don't get spent on what they should (like healthcare instead of midnight pay raises for the MAN and baseball stadiums I'll never use), and lastly, I don't have money flying out of my ass.
Now, all of a sudden, I'm a criminal instead of merely a cheap bastard. Just when I thought this crap state couldn't get any more craptacular. Crap.
Thursday, Aug 26th 2004 (12:02am)
An Oklahoma state judge frequently masturbated and used a device for enhancing erections while his court was in session, charges a petition by the state's attorney general seeking his removal.
Monday, Jun 28th 2004 (12:06am)
I've always wanted to officially add 'Scooter' to my John Hancock, but wasn't sure how to go about doing it. Thanks to this guide, you'll be able to legally call me Scooter, just as soon as I get off of my lazy ass and fill out the paperwork.
Tuesday, Jun 1st 2004 (12:01am)
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In Orange County’s sensational teenage gang rape case, defense lawyers have pulled out the big guns... "In his motion, Cavallo called the alleged victim a "slut" who "craved" gang-bang sex, was "proud" of her promiscuity, dreamed of becoming a porn star and actually directed the sexual encounter with the defendants while she "feigned" unconsciousness."
Wednesday, Mar 31st 2004 (7:46pm)
Further proof that America has turned into a mess of hyper-sensitive pencilnecks: California outlaws the usage of the term 'master/slave', particularly in computer hardware - all because some simp got their panties in a twist. Yeesh.
Tuesday, Nov 25th 2003 (12:01am)
South Carolina passed a law allowing the "Choose Life" license plate in 2001, but Planned Parenthood and others sued, claiming the state discriminated by providing a forum for only one political viewpoint. One lawmaker said he has a compromise for the debate: "Choose Death" tags.
Monday, Jan 27th 2003 (12:53am)
The largest trash hauler in Santa Cruz County won't help publicize the state's abandoned-baby law by putting "Don't throw your baby away" stickers on trash bins countywide. "Would you want this (sticker) on your Dumpster in front of your home?" operations manager Mark Arsenault asks.
Friday, Aug 23rd 2002 (12:20am)
Best Song About Masturbation
Nothing! Player's off!
Martian, The (2015)
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