I buy Camels for 11 bucks a carton, thanks to the magic of the intarweb. Been doing it for years. I don't feel bad about skirting the taxes because the taxes here in AZ are ludicrously high, they don't get spent on what they should (like healthcare instead of midnight pay raises for the MAN and baseball stadiums I'll never use), and lastly, I don't have money flying out of my ass.

Now, all of a sudden, I'm a criminal instead of merely a cheap bastard. Just when I thought this crap state couldn't get any more craptacular. Crap.
By: Dave
Thursday, Aug 26th 2004 (12:02am)
But you know things are bad when a fellow can't even kiss a girl without getting hauled into court.
By: boho-daddy
Friday, Jul 2nd 2004 (6:38am)
An Oklahoma state judge frequently masturbated and used a device for enhancing erections while his court was in session, charges a petition by the state's attorney general seeking his removal.
By: Dave
Monday, Jun 28th 2004 (12:06am)
I've always wanted to officially add 'Scooter' to my John Hancock, but wasn't sure how to go about doing it. Thanks to this guide, you'll be able to legally call me Scooter, just as soon as I get off of my lazy ass and fill out the paperwork.
By: scooter1979
Tuesday, Jun 1st 2004 (12:01am)
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All babies deserve more than to be born to parents who have proven they cannot possibly raise or parent a child. The cycle of neglect needs to stop.
By: scooter1979
Saturday, May 15th 2004 (4:46pm)
New York cops given inspirational wristbands... more here...
By: Some Nobody
Tuesday, Mar 30th 2004 (2:24am)
A California man on Thursday sued a slew of international companies, including a Greeley distributor, alleging the penis-enlargement products they market and distribute do not work.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Feb 10th 2004 (12:03am)
Much like the French's ban on dwarf tossing, here is Canadian bill 97 2003 simply known as the Dwarf Tossing Ban Act, 2003.
By: faedra
Monday, Dec 22nd 2003 (6:46am)
Further proof that America has turned into a mess of hyper-sensitive pencilnecks: California outlaws the usage of the term 'master/slave', particularly in computer hardware - all because some simp got their panties in a twist. Yeesh.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Nov 25th 2003 (12:01am)
South Carolina passed a law allowing the "Choose Life" license plate in 2001, but Planned Parenthood and others sued, claiming the state discriminated by providing a forum for only one political viewpoint. One lawmaker said he has a compromise for the debate: "Choose Death" tags.
By: Dave
Monday, Jan 27th 2003 (12:53am)
The largest trash hauler in Santa Cruz County won't help publicize the state's abandoned-baby law by putting "Don't throw your baby away" stickers on trash bins countywide. "Would you want this (sticker) on your Dumpster in front of your home?" operations manager Mark Arsenault asks.
By: Dave
Friday, Aug 23rd 2002 (12:20am)

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