Time to start up the old rumor mill... According to Lords Groening and Jean themselves, someone in Springfield is coming out of the closet.

Please, God (or do you prefer 'Mr. Groening?'), don't make it so predictable as Smithers. Lenny/Carl, Patty/Selma (not the two of them together, eww.), maybe even Millhouse. Anybody but Smithers.
By: scooter1979
Sunday, Aug 1st 2004 (5:47pm)
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Well, it appears that our regular Sunday Holy Posting will be on a little hiatus for a while (though I have a feeling that it shall return).

In the meantime, we'll keep you from losing your religion by doing some Bible-thumping, Simpsons style. And what better book to keep you on the right path than The Gospel, According to The Simpsons? Hear the Good Word, brothers and sisters!

What's that you say? You've heard the Word, but you don't know how to spread it to your sheep? Don't worry, we've got you covered.
By: scooter1979
Sunday, Jul 25th 2004 (4:49pm)
Here at the Casa O' Scoota, it's time to re-customize the ol' Winders GUI. One of the main things I love to set up are the wav files that go with the system events. After a while, one can get sick of Cartman asking 'What's the big fuckin' deal, bitch?' whenever there's a system question, so one decided to hunt down new fodder.

This time around, I wanted to make my machine sound about as clueless as possible (to match the OS, of course). And who do I think of when I think 'clueless?'...

Oh yeah, baby, gimmie some Ralph Wiggum!
By: scooter1979
Sunday, Jul 18th 2004 (5:00pm)
Bookmark this post! When the Christmas episode airs, you may need it to know just what the hell Lisa is saying when she yells "Rydhsys rag Kernow lemmyn!"
By: scooter1979
Sunday, Jul 11th 2004 (5:05pm)
Due to the fact the Fox is airing a Will Smith movie instead of The Simpsons tonight, and also due to the fact that I've got 4th of July festivities to attend, this week's Simpsons site is short and simple.

If I ever have a catastrophic hard drive problem and have to get data from the drive, I'm going to the same place the Simpsons went to in order to save twelve episodes - DriveSavers
By: scooter1979
Sunday, Jul 4th 2004 (4:46pm)
Ok, I've made it clear that I think cell phones are fucking evil. If you do have to have one, however, at least make it a little less evil by tricking it out with some Simpsons schwag, like a faceplate or ringtone.
By: scooter1979
Sunday, Jun 27th 2004 (1:18pm)
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Great. I'm Milhouse. Figures.

Well, what's your Simpsons Sign?
By: scooter1979
Sunday, Jun 20th 2004 (8:01am)
Didja own a Bart T-shirt back in the day? Yeah, me too. The old "underachiever and proud of it" shirts look kinda cheesy now.

Things have changed in 15 years. Time to upgrade.
By: scooter1979
Sunday, Jun 13th 2004 (6:11pm)
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Now, I'm sure all of our Simpsons students have seen the cartoon Homer in our 3-D world, but today we focus on something a little different. Ladies and gentlemen, submitted for your approval, a realistic portrait of one Homer J. Simpson.

Disturbing, indeed.
By: scooter1979
Sunday, Jun 6th 2004 (11:15am)
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Alas, dear readers, there comes a time every season that we all dread... The Season Finale. Tonight marks Season 15's Episode 22, leaving that huge gap untill October 31st when the new episodes return, starting with Treehouse of Horror XV.

In honor of the final new episode of this season, tonight we look back at another monumental "final" in Simpsons history:

The death of Maude Flanders.
By: scooter1979
Sunday, May 23rd 2004 (3:31pm)
I collect Simpsons crap. Been collecting since I was 11, when the show first started. I've got books, toys, videos, tapes and CDs, assorted articles of clothing, blah blah blah...

Take it all. I don't want it anymore. None of it means a thing because I don't have this.
By: scooter1979
Sunday, May 16th 2004 (4:49pm)
This Sunday's Simpsons is brought a little late this week because I was spending this fine Mother's Day with my own Mom (and if you're not with your mom, what the hell is wrong with you, ingrate?).

In honor of the most legit of the Hallmark Holidays, we pay tribute to one of the most patient moms ever, Marge.
By: scooter1979
Sunday, May 9th 2004 (5:32pm)
Ok, I can breathe again. We're still going to get all 22 episodes next season.

With that out of the way, let's see what the eggheads over at Rutgers U are up to... Seems like Homer's diet of beer and doughnuts could be the reason we're all so fat. Watch out, America! Next thing you know, lobbing off a pinkie finger will be the next body-mod trend!
By: scooter1979
Sunday, May 2nd 2004 (4:44pm)
I've seen some pretty crappy web quizzes out there, and this one isn't crappy. No matter what your Simpsons knowledge level is, from shit to shitdamn, we've got you covered.

Books away. Number 2 pencil. You have 30 minutes. GO.
By: scooter1979
Sunday, Apr 25th 2004 (4:53pm)
Welcome to yet another Sunday of Simpsons! As tonight's episode is going to be very special due to the best guest ever, I present to you not one, not two, but THREE, count them, THREE doses of Springfield's best!
Dose of the first: Got a hankerin' for some Homerin'? SOUNDBOARD!
Dose of the second: What, you want more than just Homer? Well, this should cure your DT's!
Aaaaand dose of the third: *Insert witty comment here about hella Simpsons Flash fun*
By: scooter1979
Sunday, Apr 18th 2004 (1:30pm)
The list is almost endless. Over the years, the Simpson family has encountered so many great guests, but this one takes the cake. Finally, they meet God.
By: scooter1979
Wednesday, Apr 14th 2004 (3:55pm)
If the Simpsons were in India...
By: tubanick
Monday, Mar 8th 2004 (6:16am)
So, according to a KPTV newscast, a Simpsons fan with too much time on his hands grafted a tobacco plant and a tomato plant and, ta-da: Tomacco!
By: Jojo
Tuesday, Nov 4th 2003 (4:53pm)
The new season of the Simpsons approaches, and Marge celebrates by getting a boob job!
By: Dave
Wednesday, Nov 13th 2002 (6:35am)
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Saturday, Sep 14th 2002 (11:42am)
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