In this position you will be helping me find a job. I'm 28, male, multitalented in publishing, art and media (or a dilettante, however you like to put it), so they range of jobs we'll be searching is broad. The work environment in my apartment is laid-back and fun as long as we get our work done.
Friday, Dec 17th 2004 (12:02am)
Client: I want you to create a top-notch executive dashboard system.
Me: That can be done.
Client: Using Java. And it must be optimized enough to run fast on Windows XP...
Me: (nods head while still listening to client)
Client: ...on a 486.
Me: (falls off chair)
Saturday, Sep 25th 2004 (2:58pm)
A Central Florida woman was fired from her job after eating "unclean" meat and violating a reported company policy that pork and pork products are not permissible on company premises.
Thursday, Aug 5th 2004 (12:14am)
Maybe the topic should be "Movies", but it's work for me. Carving foam for the Untitled Mike Judge Film, (it was originally titled "Mr. 3001", but for now it's "UMJF"). This movie has an $85 MILLION budget, a BIG show for lil' old Austin. The important thing is, Boho-Daddy gets his cut. Praise be!
Tuesday, May 18th 2004 (11:29pm)
What's that? You say the life of a burger jockey ISN'T the high-paced glamour trip that everyone says it is? Find out for yourself!
And just in case you were thinking of having a nice salad instead of that greasy cheeseburger on your lunchbreak (gotta watch that girlish figure, ya know), think again!
Tuesday, Mar 9th 2004 (11:49am)
There are many jobs available in film, but most people don't know the first thing about how movies get made. Ever wonder exactly what a key grip is/does? Got the itch to be a stuntman? Ever wonder how overpaid studio execs manage to produce shitty movies more often than not? The answers are all right here, explained in hilarious detail by a veteran DP. Having worked as a props man for years, I can vouch for the validity of the job descriptions. There's also a handy index of film jobs to help you decide if there's work for you in the movie industry.
Friday, Dec 5th 2003 (8:14am)
Working at the Relay, I came into contact with (indeed, I actually worked FOR) a number of deaf people, and you had to pick up sign language pretty fast if you wanted to take a smoke break or go to the can or find out where they hid your paycheck. Unfortunately, back then I didn't have this excellent ASL primer to use as a reference.
Thursday, Dec 4th 2003 (5:36am)
Remember all those times Mom told you to stop playing and do your homework? Her contention: you canít make a living by playing with Legos. Turns out you can. Last week Legoland embarked on a nationwide job search for a "master builder" who will join six existing employees to ó seriously ó build Legos full time at the Carlsbad, Calif., theme park.
Monday, Dec 1st 2003 (12:08am)
Anyone who has ever had the pleasure of working fast food and/or working a job you know you'll only keep for a month will surely appreciate this little piece by intrepid wordsmith Skot Kurruk.
Wednesday, Nov 19th 2003 (10:56am)
The latest efficiency craze: Supermarket cashiers in Argentina are being forced to wear diapers to keep them from taking toilet breaks at work.
Thursday, Aug 7th 2003 (6:43am)
So in the spirit of the passing holidays I give one last verbal goodbye! Drop dead you fat, ignorant, arrogant, self-hating, your hot wife will probably never make love to you again, alcoholic, drug-addicted, crotch-sniffing, wasted driving while the kids are in the car, malignant-tumoured, issue-plagued, middle-aged bastard. May your liver sit you down one day and take a strip off your ass like you do to me for no apparent reason!
Thursday, May 29th 2003 (10:02pm)
Best Song About Masturbation
Nothing! Player's off!
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