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Here's your moment of zen for the day, a morning news show interview guy is viciously attacked by a gecko.
By: Dave
Monday, Aug 12th 2002 (8:14am)
Earlier this week we reported on the dreaded snakehead fish invasion - if you still need more information about this voracious amphibious killing machine, here's some snakehead facts from the knowledgable folks at the Onion.
By: Dave
Wednesday, Jul 31st 2002 (12:23am)
A bizarre love triangle between a Canada Goose, a local family, and the outboard motor on the family's boat, is developing on the Somass River in Port Alberni, on Vancouver Island.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Jul 30th 2002 (12:25am)
The latest predator threat to mankind is the ferocious amphibious snakehead fish - with its slavering fangs of death and voracious appetite, surely our time on this planet as the dominant species is winding down. Of course, the people in Singapore think we're just overreacting doodooheads.
By: Dave
Monday, Jul 29th 2002 (12:19am)
What a marvel of medical science! Way back when I was a kid, if a donkey bit off your wiener, you could pretty much count it gone forever... but not anymore!
By: Dave
Friday, Jul 26th 2002 (12:16am)
More than 400 sheep took the big dirt nap this weekend in mountainous southeastern France.
By: Dave
Wednesday, Jul 24th 2002 (1:01am)
Say hi to Muffin when you see him at the Crossroads.
By: Scott
Wednesday, Jul 24th 2002 (12:06am)
Dammit Snappy, get off Yang.
By: Dave
Saturday, Jul 20th 2002 (12:21am)
Are you ready to catch a BIG ONE? Do you wanna make your fingers smell ALL FISHY? Are you ready for an explicit sub-aquatic experience? Yeah? Then have a go at Prawnography!
By: Dave
Wednesday, Jul 17th 2002 (12:02am)
Dogs are stupidly obedient, cats are intentionally standoffish, and birds are fucking thieves.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Jul 9th 2002 (12:14am)
A giraffe suspected of killing a US pastor at a luxury Kenyan hotel jumped to his death from a cliff after resisting attempts to examine its hooves for bloodstains, the hotel manager said on Wednesday.
By: Dave
Friday, Jun 28th 2002 (12:16am)
All cats, especially kittens, are just about the cutest damn things on the planet... but somehow or another, those kooky kids at b3ta.com have managed to narrow it down to the Top 10 Cutest Kittens!
By: Dave
Wednesday, Jun 19th 2002 (12:27am)
Blow by blow, swap by swap and growl after growl!
Round after round of feline fighting! ROWR!
By: Dave
Tuesday, Jun 18th 2002 (12:25am)
Ever wonder where cans of condensed milk come from? Then perhaps you'll be interested in American Sundog Miniature Cattle. (Iíll skip the obligatory puns about this being "udderly" ridiculous.)
By: goofyfish
Monday, Jun 17th 2002 (9:17am)
Resuscitating A Drowning Cat. Essential knowledge for the feline enthusiast.
By: Dave
Saturday, Jun 15th 2002 (12:38am)
Is Buzzy getting a little portly? Then join Fly-BMI, the online community for owners of obese houseflies. At this site you can calculate your fly's Body Mass Index (BMI) and ascertain whether or not your houseflies are overweight or merely vertically challenged.
By: Dave
Friday, Jun 7th 2002 (12:03am)
We want to prove that every country in the world has at least one live chicken in it. So far we have photographic evidence from people we trust in 9 countries. Click on the chicken if you don't believe us!
By: Dave
Thursday, Jun 6th 2002 (12:11am)
For every 10,000 humps, my dog will hump something else in my home because he is bored. Who knows what he will hump next? The broom? The photo album? He is a humping like dog!
By: Dave
Monday, Jun 3rd 2002 (12:26am)
Why are they called Camel spiders? Brace yourself:

Camels are their most famous prey. They will wait half buried under sand or lie in waiting in whatever rocks or shrubbery.... and then run to the underbelly of a passing camel. The riders usually don't see it and the camel usually doesn't feel it much since the spider's anesthetic works so quickly.

The spider will start eating into the camel's stomach and eat away at all the skin and muscle until, suddenly, the guts and all of the camel will fall out; completely surprising the rider, and to a larger extent, the camel.
By: Dave
Thursday, May 30th 2002 (12:01am)
Cats are notoriously clean animals, but face it - every once and a while, they'll roll around in something that, while smelling great to cats, stinks to high hell for us humans, and a proper bathing is in order. To prepare for this INCREDIBLY dangerous undertaking, read up on Cat Bathing as a Martial Art.
By: Dave
Wednesday, May 29th 2002 (12:35am)
This is so cute I think I need an insulin shot: Cat nurses 3 squirrels, 4 kittens.
By: Dave
Thursday, May 23rd 2002 (12:25am)
...how to put a bunny in a trance. I can think of thousands of uses for this knowledge.
By: Dave
Wednesday, May 22nd 2002 (12:05am)
Pikachu! I choose you!
By: Dave
Tuesday, May 21st 2002 (12:37am)
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