Why are they called Camel spiders? Brace yourself:
Thursday, May 30th 2002 (12:01am)
Cats are notoriously clean animals, but face it - every once and a while, they'll roll around in something that, while smelling great to cats, stinks to high hell for us humans, and a proper bathing is in order. To prepare for this INCREDIBLY dangerous undertaking, read up on Cat Bathing as a Martial Art.
Wednesday, May 29th 2002 (12:35am)
A Cornell researcher is doing a study on how cats manipulate people and how their language skills have adapted over time to better communicate their needs to us humans. This explains why I spend 80 percent of my paychecks on catnip.
Monday, May 20th 2002 (12:18am)
A frenzied feline took on a babysitter, a family and the police in a nasty scrap that sent people scurrying out of their home. Cocoa, the family cat, went on a rampage Sunday evening, forcing a family in Dartmouth to call the police for help.
Tuesday, May 14th 2002 (12:11am)
A beaver weighing 40 kilograms attacked an elderly Lithuanian woman, biting her 22 times during an assault the pensioner said would have killed her had she not knocked out the beaver with a stick.
Wednesday, May 1st 2002 (1:28am)
Every year at Easter, families buy thier children baby bunnies and chicks. After a few months, these poor animals are usually brought to a shelter and disposed of. Pets or Food is proud to announce a special Easter special that solves this horrible problem.
Saturday, Apr 20th 2002 (1:04am)
Are you a vampire?
Nothing! Player's off!
I, Robot (2004)
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