Sick of having a Jack-O-Lantern that looks like a little kid carved it? Yeah, me too, especially after seeing the pumpkins Davelog member Gecko carves. She's a ninja, I tells ya.
Anyway, after getting pissed, then sad, then pissed again at my lack of Ninja-O-Lantern skillz, I found a site that walks you through the steps to carve a pumpkin like a pro!
Tuesday, Oct 25th 2005 (12:02am)
Ya know what I hate? Those mother fuckin’ records! Those goddamn lazy records come to this country and don’t speak good English, and steal all the jobs from the real Americans. Well I think it’s time to say “Fuck y’all fuckin’ records. Stop stealing our welfare money and our women and our freedom and get yourself a mother fuckin’ job.” Please join us in making records do something for once. Follow these simple steps and you’ll be able use them just like us do.
Monday, May 2nd 2005 (12:03am)
If you've got some spare mirrors and wood lying around the house, you can craft yourself a mighty fine solar death ray in a few short hours. Please try to use it in a manner that benefits the public good, however.
Wednesday, Mar 23rd 2005 (6:34am)
The year is 2028. All disputes are now settled with drug-fueled combat animals. CHOOSE YOUR CHAMPION!
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