Now that 7,000 American men and several drunk farm animals have officially declared their candidacies for President, keeping track of them has never been more confusing or difficult. Luckily, we've put together a "cheat sheet" with "quick trivia" to help the political layperson discuss with confidence the nuances of each male candidate's views and legitimacy. Feel free to use any and all of these in kicky water cooler conversations about politics this summer, and impress your friends!
Saturday, Jul 25th 2015 (12:00am)
Brush your cat. Take the hair and put it on his/her head. Snap a picture and post it on Twitter with the hashtag of #trumpyourcat. You may now join all the others who have done so.
There is no need to rename your pet "The Donald".
Also available in Instagram flavor.
Sunday, Jul 12th 2015 (12:01am)
So I'm using it to tell you how many people she laid off at Hewlett-Packard.
It was this many:
(scroll all the way to the bottom to see how many sad faces lost their jobs at HP to overseas)
Tuesday, May 5th 2015 (4:09am)
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HBO's John Oliver explained Scotland's upcoming vote on independence and its "300-year arranged marriage" to England during his show this past Sunday night.
Tuesday, Sep 16th 2014 (7:24am)
As with several political topics, you can agree or disagree with the subject matter and still enjoy the creativity of the performance.
In case you had any doubts about whether Kristen Bell is one of Hollywood's most talented dames, check out this amazing Funny or Die video in which she plays a fed-up Mary Poppins who quits her job because her pay sucks.
Sunday, Jul 27th 2014 (1:12am)
YUP 9 Reasons Why the Idaho GOP Governor's Debate Was the Most Important Political Event of the Year
You can catch the Vine clips here or the whole 57 minute debate here.
To his credit, incumbent Governor Butch Otter demanded that even the fringe candidates have an opportunity to participate.
Friday, May 16th 2014 (7:47am)
Citizens in Xalapa, Mexico have quite a decision to make on July 7, when they cast their vote for a new mayor. One of their choices is a cat who vows to 'rid the city of rats.' Literally, but also in the sense of corrupt politicians. In response to politics as usual, two students in the eastern Mexican city have nominated a cat named Morris for mayor.
If elected, they say Morris will eat, sleep, yawn and continue other cat activities as usual, which is what makes him a good candidate.
If Facebook likes are any indicator of popularity, then Morris is actually the lead in the race - by a lot. As of Saturday evening, Candigato Morris has over 70,000 likes, crushing the human frontrunner Americo Zuñiga's 30,000.
Check out this satirical animation short explaining the U.S. electoral process in the style of Schoolhouse Rock! songs from the forthcoming FOX evening cartoon program Animation Domination High Definition (ADHD).
Homeless Uncle Sam tells us how the voting process REALLY works. Spoiler Alert: It has something to do with masturbation, the electoral college and Tupac.
Tuesday, Nov 6th 2012 (4:20am) | Thanks: Dailywhat
No, this is not about the ghost of Mayor Daley showing up in Ohio. The legal issue has come up of what happens if someone casts an absentee ballot early and dies before election day. Does the vote count? Ohio law does not directly address the issue, but state elections officials have said that a valid absentee ballot cast counts, even if the voter dies before election day.
Tuesday, Oct 23rd 2012 (9:10am) | Thanks: electoral-vote.com
CGP Grey explains the plan B provided for by the United States constitutional contraption, for when the Electoral College contraption finds itself at an impasse in choosing a president.
Friday, Oct 12th 2012 (7:31am) | Thanks: loqi the bony assed bastard
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