A Milwaukee school bus driver has been canned for taking a dump on her bus. Eyewitnesses said that she would often use plastic grocery bags to cop a squat once the bus was empty, then she would drive a block or two away and toss the bag out on the sidewalk.
Friday, May 21st 2010 (7:16am) | Thanks: brady
Dr. Lester Gottesman, a proctologist from St. Luke's Roosevelt, granted a thoroughly informative and entertaining interview with Viceland on what makes a fart. Come for the knowledge, stay for the probe.
As usual, a quarter of an hour after breakfast, I slip a jasmine flower behind my ear and go to the toilet. I have hardly sat down before I have a bowel movement that is almost odourless. So much so that the perfumed toilet paper and my jasmine completely dominate the situation.
Mr Galvin suffered massive internal injuries and had to be fitted with a colostomy bag until surgeons at the Royal London Hospital could perform the complex operation to rebuild his bottom. The medical team took a muscle from above his knee, wrapped it around his sphincter, and then attached electrodes to the nerves.
These are now operated by a palm-sized remote control that he carries in his pocket.
I've never been able to poop at work, but there are certainly plenty of my peers who can and do - if you're an on-the-clock deuce-dropper, you may be interested to find out how much you actually get paid for your biological functions... here's a calculator for just that.
Screw the Chewbacca defense, the new hotness in legal maneuvering is eating your own poop in court. Granted, it didn't get this guy off this time, but it did hold up the proceedings for a bit.
Friday, Sep 4th 2009 (7:18am) | Thanks: brady
If you're lucky, you'll never have to deal with this situation. If you're not lucky, at least you have this handy powerpoint presentation to guide you. So you're kind of lucky anyway, you trouserdouser, you.
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