Wait, you say, the Venus De Milo comes from Greece. Well, in this case, you're wrong. It came out of a panda's butt.
By: dave
Friday, Dec 3rd 2010 (5:12am) | Thanks: arbroath
Sure, it purges your body of waste and stress-tests the plumbing, but it can also assist you in your crimes.
By: dave
Friday, Nov 5th 2010 (12:00am)
Ryan Smith of Micromidas has perfected a method of biologically turning poop into plastic that biodegrades in 18 months.
By: dave
Thursday, Oct 28th 2010 (5:43am)
Lou Rawls gives Damon Wayans a colon exam.
By: spam_vigilante
Sunday, Oct 17th 2010 (2:35pm) | Thanks: Miss C
RIM: We don't need 200 fart apps for App World success

So true, but they DO market the word RIM. They should just allow them and just start laughing WITH everyone.
By: ZiB
Thursday, Sep 30th 2010 (12:03am) | Thanks: /.
And here is a video instruction of how to make your toilet paper roll into fashionable bit of Origami decoration.
By: spam_vigilante
Wednesday, Aug 4th 2010 (10:07am)
Are you not being productive when you are being productive? Here is a roll of toilet paper that will make you an expert in the Japanese art of folding paper into shapes representing objects.
By: spam_vigilante
Wednesday, Aug 4th 2010 (10:05am)
Ut oh... Emergency Underpants!
Don't let soiled underpants ruin your day! With these handy Emergency Underpants you'll be prepared for any untimely unisex underpants incidents.
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, Jul 20th 2010 (4:20pm)
A Milwaukee school bus driver has been canned for taking a dump on her bus. Eyewitnesses said that she would often use plastic grocery bags to cop a squat once the bus was empty, then she would drive a block or two away and toss the bag out on the sidewalk.
By: dave
Friday, May 21st 2010 (7:16am) | Thanks: brady
...Like a lot of dairy farmers, he contains the biological leavings of his livestock in giant lagoons.
But then, in 2006, "small bubbles began poking up" in those lagoons.
By: Mr._Dog
Monday, Mar 29th 2010 (8:21am) | Thanks: Cows
Dr. Lester Gottesman, a proctologist from St. Luke's Roosevelt, granted a thoroughly informative and entertaining interview with Viceland on what makes a fart. Come for the knowledge, stay for the probe.
By: dave
Tuesday, Mar 23rd 2010 (5:47am) | Thanks: the awl
If so, it may have come from Robert Bernard Jewelers in Rockville MD. Here's why.
By: dave
Thursday, Mar 18th 2010 (5:53am)
The Great Elephant Poo Poo Paper Company is focused today on the production, innovation and marketing of all sorts of fun products made from elephant poo!
By: dave
Wednesday, Mar 17th 2010 (12:06am)
As usual, a quarter of an hour after breakfast, I slip a jasmine flower behind my ear and go to the toilet. I have hardly sat down before I have a bowel movement that is almost odourless. So much so that the perfumed toilet paper and my jasmine completely dominate the situation.
By: dave
Monday, Feb 8th 2010 (12:05am) | Thanks: uncertain times know there's trouble. This time, it's in Evesham.
By: dave
Thursday, Jan 21st 2010 (4:37am)
Aw shit.
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, Dec 1st 2009 (4:35pm)
Mr Galvin suffered massive internal injuries and had to be fitted with a colostomy bag until surgeons at the Royal London Hospital could perform the complex operation to rebuild his bottom. The medical team took a muscle from above his knee, wrapped it around his sphincter, and then attached electrodes to the nerves.

These are now operated by a palm-sized remote control that he carries in his pocket.
By: dave
Monday, Nov 16th 2009 (12:12am) | Thanks: arbroath
I've never been able to poop at work, but there are certainly plenty of my peers who can and do - if you're an on-the-clock deuce-dropper, you may be interested to find out how much you actually get paid for your biological functions... here's a calculator for just that.
By: dave
Tuesday, Nov 3rd 2009 (4:09am) | Thanks: boingboing
You really really don't want to watch this video. Really. Don't say I didn't warn you. Seriously.
By: dave
Monday, Oct 12th 2009 (5:27am)
A Nigerian woman has demanded a divorce from her husband who would defecate in the family cooking pots after drinking.
By: dave
Monday, Sep 21st 2009 (12:09am) | Thanks: rockstar
Screw the Chewbacca defense, the new hotness in legal maneuvering is eating your own poop in court. Granted, it didn't get this guy off this time, but it did hold up the proceedings for a bit.
By: dave
Friday, Sep 4th 2009 (7:18am) | Thanks: brady
This just in: YOU'VE BEEN POOPING WRONG. Fortunately, this little doodad will put you on the right track again.
By: dave
Monday, Apr 13th 2009 (5:38am) | Thanks: retalivity
If you're lucky, you'll never have to deal with this situation. If you're not lucky, at least you have this handy powerpoint presentation to guide you. So you're kind of lucky anyway, you trouserdouser, you.
By: dave
Friday, Apr 10th 2009 (7:53am) | Thanks: digg
So, you've been tasked with redecorating the bathrooms at a ski resort. Really, there's only one way to go.
By: dave
Friday, Mar 13th 2009 (7:22am)
Creative Paper is preparing to release their latest offering, boutique paper created with wombat poo.
By: dave
Monday, Mar 9th 2009 (3:40am)

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